http://uk.io9.com/5784660/watch-captain-america-throw-his-mighty-shield
IMMEDIATE INCREDIBLE INSTINCTUAL INTELLECTUAL INSIGHTS:
Tommy Lee Jones is excellent.
The CGI Chris Evans looks terrible even on a small, fuzzy screen. Hopefully it will look better finished otherwise it will be bloody hard to enjoy this movie until he becomes Cap.
Chris Evan's Cap has a crisis of faith where he's not sure if it is his destiny to be awesome. I am not sure if I can handle seeing this same ****ing scene every ****ing movie regardless of who the ****ing protagonist is. Isn't Captain America meant to just be this incredible patriot even BEFORE he becomes a super soldier? Isn't he supposed to be really willful and all, "I CAN be a soldier! I HAVE to serve! It is my duty!"? And even if this movie has to show us "Cap: BEFORE HE WAS AWESOME" does he have to express his self-doubt like every other ****ing character? And do those around him have to say, "You were born for a reason. A special reason. A reason that is apparently EXTREMELY common since 9 out of 10 action heroes are born for the same ****ing reason." Why do they keep having this crisis of faith? You know who DIDN'T have this crisis of faith? LUKE ****ING SKYWALKER. And INDIANA ****ING JONES. And MARTY ****ING MCFLY. NONE of the GHOSTBUSTERS. BATMAN didn't. JAMES ****ING BOND didn't. JOHN McCLANE didn't all all he had was a vest. You know who doesn't have this crisis of faith? ALL THE BEST ACTION HEROES OF THE LAST THIRTY ****ING YEARS, HOLLYWOOD. JUST BECAUSE NEO AND FRODO DID DOESN'T MEAN CAPTAIN ****ING KIRK AND CAPTAIN ****ING AMERICA DO.
It looks like G.I. JOE.
It looks significantly BETTER than G.I.JOE.
Chris Evans looks pretty good as a super-soldier.
Captain America looks like a tool when he runs in his costume, or sits in a motorcycle in his costume.
I don't think I like Captain America.
Howard Stark is WAY too into Cap's pecs.
I don't blame him.
This looks better than FANTASTIC FOUR.
This looks better than GREEN HORNET or GREEN LANTERN. It looks like it has potential to be a lot of fun despite a lot of irksome decisions, it feels like it could actually still work.
But then so did IRON MAN 2.
I don't know what to think. Like THOR and GREEN LANTERN, I'm just not excited. I'm more interested to see THE AVENGERS.
And Tommy Lee Jones. I love that guy.