Iceshadow
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E's gone crazy from jellybean overdose.
The return of Incesturbation!It's the return of Spider-Woman! And guess who she totally makes out with in this issue! What?? Yeah, you heard me!!
The return of Incesturbation!
I get that you guys like the teen angst angle, because undoubtedly that's been the book's strong point from the beginning. But I can't believe you guys don't think it's completely retarded to have Aunt May taking in super heroes like stray dogs. It's totally ridiculous.
But more than that - the art is killing any interest I might have in getting into this book. It's terrible. Everyone is emo, Peter's hair is RIDICULOUS, and the anime-esque impressions are poorly done and cliche. Blah.
I think Aunt May taking in Bobby and Johnny seems perfectly understandable. It's a natural step in her character growth.
When Uncle Ben first died, there was obviously a huge hole left in her life. And she had to learn to relate to Peter on a whole new level. Then Gwen came along and circumstances lead to them taking her in. All of a sudden that hole that Ben left was filled a little. She had someone to take care of that was honest and open (as opposed to Peter who was always secretive). Then Gwen died, which brought May and Peter a little closer together (they're relationship had been growing slowly the whole time).
Then the clone saga, Gwen is back, Peter's secret is out, Aunt May freaks out, Gwen turns into carnage, Aunt May has a heart attack (wow, what was Bendis thinking with that one?) but after, Aunt May knows Peter's secret, and while she's terrified for him, she's so proud of him. Then Ultimatum comes and everyone's life turns to crap. Aunt May recognizes this, has been there and has grown as a person to the point that she wants to give of herself to help whomever she can. It makes life difficult, but she sees the heroism in Peter, Johnny, and Bobby and wants to do her part. She doesn't have powers, but she can give them a place to stay and give them some sort of stability and care in their lives.
To me, that's always been the heart of USM. Gwen said it the first time she appeared, what ever you do well, that's your super power. Use it to help people.
And as far as the emo thing, who is more emo than they were? only Kong. Peter has stupidly long hair, that doesn't make him emo. Gwen has always looked pretty much that way. MJ looks more smart/nerdy again. Kitty looks the same, but i guess is acting kind of moody, but then again, she's pretty much always been that way as well (at least since Bobby and Rogue hooked up back in UXM).
I don't understand the complaints, except for maybe the art, which is a personal preference thing.
I love the book.
I think Aunt May taking in Bobby and Johnny seems perfectly understandable. It's a natural step in her character growth.
When Uncle Ben first died, there was obviously a huge hole left in her life. And she had to learn to relate to Peter on a whole new level. Then Gwen came along and circumstances lead to them taking her in. All of a sudden that hole that Ben left was filled a little. She had someone to take care of that was honest and open (as opposed to Peter who was always secretive). Then Gwen died, which brought May and Peter a little closer together (they're relationship had been growing slowly the whole time).
Then the clone saga, Gwen is back, Peter's secret is out, Aunt May freaks out, Gwen turns into carnage, Aunt May has a heart attack (wow, what was Bendis thinking with that one?) but after, Aunt May knows Peter's secret, and while she's terrified for him, she's so proud of him. Then Ultimatum comes and everyone's life turns to crap. Aunt May recognizes this, has been there and has grown as a person to the point that she wants to give of herself to help whomever she can. It makes life difficult, but she sees the heroism in Peter, Johnny, and Bobby and wants to do her part. She doesn't have powers, but she can give them a place to stay and give them some sort of stability and care in their lives.
To me, that's always been the heart of USM. Gwen said it the first time she appeared, what ever you do well, that's your super power. Use it to help people.
And as far as the emo thing, who is more emo than they were? only Kong. Peter has stupidly long hair, that doesn't make him emo. Gwen has always looked pretty much that way. MJ looks more smart/nerdy again. Kitty looks the same, but i guess is acting kind of moody, but then again, she's pretty much always been that way as well (at least since Bobby and Rogue hooked up back in UXM).
I don't understand the complaints, except for maybe the art, which is a personal preference thing.
I love the book.
I really like the thing you mentioned about Aunt May telling the kids that whatever they do well is there superpower and they should use it to help people. And I agree that it's good character progression for her to be helping people, possibly taking them in. But Why X-Men and Fantastic Four members? It makes no sense. It's just showhorned in there so they can cram as much super power into the book as possible. She can be helping normal people and that would be great. There's no earthly reason why Sue Storm would have May take Johnny in. The FF have tons of resources - a poor old woman in Queens makes no sense.
yeah, MJ isn't MJ right now. I agree.And the emo thing - it's more MJ than anyone else that bugs me, and I guess it's more how she looks, but emo is attitude and demeanor - not just clothing. She's whinier and more dramatic than ever before. It's annoying.
At the end of the day, Bendis used Ultimatum as an opportunity to turn USM on it's head and tell different stories than he used to.
I think Aunt May taking in Bobby and Johnny seems perfectly understandable. It's a natural step in her character growth.
To me, that's always been the heart of USM. Gwen said it the first time she appeared, what ever you do well, that's your super power. Use it to help people.
And as for the superheroes living with her. Johnny needed some space from the FF and didn't even want to tell Sue Storm where he was (Aunt May made him) and Bobby got kicked out of his house by his parents (which fits pretty well with what we know of them from UXM). It may be a bit of a stretch to believe that Aunt May has enough money to support them, I agree there.
Yes!!!! Please be Johnny!
And I agree with TOG, Ice and strangefate! Im loving this **** to death!!!
Do you really think that's the case though? Because I'm not seeing it. He's "back to basics" - that is to say, Peter's personal life - but that's nothing new. It's what made the book good to begin with. The only difference is that more characters who are only tangently related are being shoved into the picture.
I can almost guarantee, it's Gwen, MJ or Kitty.
:lol: I still wanna see the inevitable scene when Johnny hits on her then finds out she's a clone of Peter!
Except you forget she still has all of Peters memories, to her it's like she went to sleep male and woke up female. She's a man in a womans body.
Moondragon is still alive, isnt she? But her last girlfriend Phyla-Velldid die. So she's single again I guess.
And Carolina and Xavin are still together.... albeit on different planets.
And euhm.....
Okay, so there arn't many lesbian couples in comics. But I just really want Jessica and Torch to be together!!! Her being a lesbian would kinda put a spanner in the works. (and make me a sad panda)