UC: Stuck

[Ultimate Houde]

Dr.Strangefate ran into confusion, smoldering within the middle of the camp was the remains of Gamma-Man, and now yelling was erupting from the tent they had Ice and Cad in. A person walked up to Dr.Strangefate, holding a stick with a marshmallow at the end.

Random: Too soon?
Dr.Strangefate: What's going on?
Random: Gamma-man blew up, and now Ice and Cad escaped, knocking out the drunk guy, and no one knows where VVD is.
Dr.Strangefate: Wha...wai...I was gone for like three minutes.
Random: It was a busy three minutes then. I'm cooking up this marshmallow before it goes bad.

Suddenly, Sjmole comes out of nowhere, tackling Random.

Sjmole: Don't you see!
Random: Get of me, your getting sand on my marshmallow!
Sjmole: He made the bestest fire ever, he made a fire, with himself! I can't top that!
Random: Goddamn, I was better off stuck in the forest with the cop and insane guy!
Dr.Strangefate: That's where I saw them before, it was bugging me.
Random: Who?
Dr.Strangefate: McCheese and Baxter
Random: Is this going to be a long story.
Dr.Strangefate: Maybe
Random: Okay.
Sjmole: GAMMA!!!! YOU BASTARD!!! LEAVING ME ALL ALONE!!!

Shanty-town

E entered the cage where Houde was kept, with a smug look on his face.

E: Figure out this machine, or guess what?
Houde: What?
E: Bring him in.

Ice and Cad entered, dragging VVD between them.

E: I kill this guy.
Houde: GMaster?
Cad: The name is Cad, I hate Americans.
Houde: GMaster sounds British.
Cad:.....Stupid Americans.
E: Now, shall we find out what this machine does?
Houde: Fine, let's do this then.

E smiled.

E: Excellent.

At the Encampment

Baxter and McCheese sat near MWoF, keeping him awake so Dr.Strangefate could get a look at him.

Baxter: What happened?
MWoF: I told you, VVD knocked me out cause I knew who he was before he came here. He was never a bounty hunter, he was being hunted by a bounty hunter.
McCheese: His Hawaiian was perfect though.

No it wasn't

McCheese: Yes it was.
Baxter: McCheese, you alright.
McCheese: I'm fine.

You are?

McCheese: SHUT UP!
Baxter: You're hearing voices again, aren't you?
McCheese: not at all

Liar

McCheese smiled, one creepy *** smile.

McCheese: I'm fine, see, I'm smiling.
MWoF:I'm drunk, and that scare me still.
Baxter: I feel like we are forgetting about someone....

In another place at the encampment

Slimjim: I'm hungry! I'm scared, I'm all alone!

He fumbled with his hands, trying to untie them and to his surprise, the knots came undone easily.

Slimjim: AWESOME!

Slimjim ran into the forest.

 

[McCheese]

Sjmole: He made the bestest fire ever, he made a fire, with himself! I can't top that!

:lol: Gamma was a genius ahead of his time.

McCheese: His Hawaiian was perfect though.

No it wasn't

McCheese: Yes it was.
Baxter: McCheese, you alright.
McCheese: I'm fine.

You are?

McCheese: SHUT UP!
Baxter: You're hearing voices again, aren't you?
McCheese: not at all

Liar

McCheese smiled, one creepy *** smile.

McCheese: I'm fine, see, I'm smiling.
MWoF:I'm drunk, and that scare me still.

:lol: I'm bat-**** insane! Or enlightened! Probably insane though!!!

Great stuff Houde.

 

[Iceshadow]

WOOT! UPDATE!

Shanty-town

For some reason I laugh every time I read that.:lol:

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Flashback

Strangefate entered the building that was to be the home of his internship, Home for Mentally Ill and crazy people.

Strangefate wondered why he was here, he didn't see how this fit into his degree, but, he really had no choice. Walking in, he found the receptionist easy enough. Why she was wearing pajamas scared him though.

Hibiki: Hey
Strangefate: Um, why are you...
Hibiki: In PJ's? Cause I can, freak, I work with kids all day long, I can wear what I want.
Strangefate: You work with kids? I thought this place is for...
Hibiki: You interrupting me? I'm sick of people like you telling me what to do or not do. Go screw! I QUIT!

The girl got up and walked out.

Person: Don't worry about her, she quits all time, and receptionists are a dime a dozen. Come on, let me show you around.
Strangefate: Are you my boss?
Person: Yup, the name is Edward Vilius Longbottom. People call me E.Vi.L for short though.
Strangefate: Cool
E.Vi.L: Right this way, here is a locked door, once you go through orientation, you'll get the key pass for it, and don't lose it, some of our patients are extremely smart.
Strangefate: I got it.
E.Vi.L: Good, here is the room for orientation, enjoy it, I'll come by once it's over.
Strangefate: Thanks.

Present time

Hibiki: Hey, what's going on?
Baxter: Looks like Ice and Cad escaped, and took VVD with them
MWoF: I'm telling you guys, he helped them escape.
McCheese: That's bat *** crazy, and trust me, I know bat *** crazy!

Zombipanda entered the tent.

Zombipanda: We got a trail we can follow if you want.
Baxter: We aren't going as a group though, all of us go, or no one. This time, we are taking the fight to them.
Zombipanda: I like how you think.
McCheese: Me three.
MWoF: Seriously, who was second?
McCheese: Um...I skipped it?
Zombipanda: Next time, I'll choose better castaways to be stuck with.

In the Jungle

Slimjim was excited about his new freedom. But you know, the white man is always there to take him down a notch.

BAM!

Slimjim teetered, and then fell down.

Iceshadow: He's fast
Ultimate Quicksilver: Not as fast as me, let's see where he came from, shall we?

 

[McCheese]

McCheese: That's bat *** crazy, and trust me, I know bat *** crazy!

No. I know bat **** crazy. Bat *** crazy is a whole other thing.

McCheese: Me three.
MWoF: Seriously, who was second?
McCheese: Um...I skipped it?
Zombipanda: Next time, I'll choose better castaways to be stuck with.

There are none better than McCheese!

Can't wait to see the "extremely smart" patients. As always, solid gold Houde.

 

[Iceshadow]

A bit shorter than usual, but sweet non the less.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

I know, I'm running out of steam here.

There is one episode after this one. This one is the one where the people find out what E has been up too, and his evil plan, and the next one is the end scene.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

It's a coming people, it's a coming

 

[Victor Von Doom]

It's a coming people, it's a coming

It's because of today isn't it?

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Yea, it would have been out if I wasn't in a foul mood and spreaded it around the board.

 

[ProjectX2]

I'm not in the Flash. :cry:

 

[Planet-man]

I'm not in the Flash. :cry:

You never got random to make a Flash-Proj.

 

[ProjectX2]

You never got random to make a Flash-Proj.

I was one of the first people to get one.

 

[Random]

Fine be that way

There Happy?

 

[ProjectX2]

Fine be that way

There Happy?

... :?

:mrgreen:

 

[Planet-man]

I was one of the first people to get one.

Oh yeah! Heh, I thought you just submitted an old man or something.:lol:

 

[Iceshadow]

Fine be that way

There Happy?

BWAHAHAHAH!! It might be the alcohol, but that is hilarious!

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Fine be that way

There Happy?

hehehe

And I'm sorry about the delay, but when I get bitten by the bug to write in Blairwood, Vt, my other fanfic, I stop everything to write that. Since it is my dream project and all.

This will continue. I don't abandon fanfics.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Annoucer's Voice: So, do you want more UC: Stuck?

Audience: YEA!

AV: Do you want to find out more about the elusive Dr. Strangefate and his roommates?

A: YEA!

AV: Do you want to see who counts as an extremely smart patient in the mental hospital?

A: YEA!

AV: Do you want to find more about the nefarious E and his plans?

A: HELLS YA!

AV: Do you want to see McCheese naked?

*crickets chirp*

AV: Did Houde type out this whole thing to simply say the by the end of this issue, three of the four things would happen?

A: Probably.

AV: UC: Stuck, same damn time, same damn channel, tune in Monday Thundercats.

A: HOOO!!!!!!!!!

 

[Random]

AV: UC: Stuck, same damn time, same damn channel, tune in Monday Thundercats.

A: HOOO!!!!!!!!!

Consider me officially pumped