That Thread About Work: "Custom kitchen deliveries...!"

So yeah, I just finished helping color The End League #5.
 
So... one of the reasons I was gone from the board for so long was because I piled up so many orders, that I ended up getting into a vicious cycle of doing orders CONSTANTLY and having no time for anything other than my off-line socials and the on-line job related research.

As a result, my processing rate is so good, I got a pay bump and a promotion, and my commissions WAY exceed my base pay. This means I am actually earning enough money from doing other people's homework to subsidies my girlfriend's commute expenses.
 
Well I kinda finished my paper, it's about half as long as it should be, I just need to proof check it after I sleep
 
ourchair said:
So... one of the reasons I was gone from the board for so long was because I piled up so many orders, that I ended up getting into a vicious cycle of doing orders CONSTANTLY and having no time for anything other than my off-line socials and the on-line job related research.

As a result, my processing rate is so good, I got a pay bump and a promotion, and my commissions WAY exceed my base pay. This means I am actually earning enough money from doing other people's homework to subsidies my girlfriend's commute expenses.
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ourchair how is your sister these days? ;D
 
Does anyone know any decent sites or articles detailing the processes and threads, memory management, input and output, files, and security of Microsoft Windows, outside of the Microsoft site itself?

I have an order about this and the Wikipedia articles are lacking in useable external references.
 
I went through about 10 hours of job training yesterday for a job I had already done all of last year. And for the second year in a row I was instructed not to help anyone in a serious medical emergency beyond calling 911 for them.

If someone is having a seizure or is bleeding to death I call for help and then watch them from a distance because if I try to help in any way it constitutes "medical attention" and the school could be sued if they die. But if a sit and watch them die in my lobby then I'm the perfect employee.

I'm moving to Canada as soon as I graduate. This country really does sicken me sometimes.
 
I worked from 4PM to Midnight yesterday, then took 4 hours off before coming back here from 4AM to Noon. It was dumb and tiresome, but I need the money.

I'm going to sleep for ****ing ever after this shift ends.
 
I took a huge **** today at work.

I only slept for a couple hours last night, like three. I'm in my fighting sleep mode again. I don't know why, but I'm going to have myself an omelet today, so I don't care.
 
I wasn't doing something I was supposed to do at work and some jerkass who isn't even my boss comes up to me, first time this minor indiscretion is brought up to me, mind, an he says "You don't like working here do you?" Then I'm all "Whaaaaa?" and he tells me I haven't been doing this thing.

So basically, a guy with no power over me, who doesn't even work for the same company as me, threatened my job because of a minor oversight that had never been brought to my attention before.

All of my officers have complaints about this guy, so I'm calling his boss tomorrow.
 
Joe Kalicki said:
I wasn't doing something I was supposed to do at work and some jerkass who isn't even my boss comes up to me, first time this minor indiscretion is brought up to me, mind, an he says "You don't like working here do you?" Then I'm all "Whaaaaa?" and he tells me I haven't been doing this thing.
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I like how the asshat took one instance of you being lazy or procrastinating or whatever, and concluded that this MUST mean you hate your job.

And even if you DID hate your job, it's still a ****ing stupid conclusion to make.
 
Joe Kalicki said:
I wasn't doing something I was supposed to do at work and some jerkass who isn't even my boss comes up to me, first time this minor indiscretion is brought up to me, mind, an he says "You don't like working here do you?" Then I'm all "Whaaaaa?" and he tells me I haven't been doing this thing.

So basically, a guy with no power over me, who doesn't even work for the same company as me, threatened my job because of a minor oversight that had never been brought to my attention before.

All of my officers have complaints about this guy, so I'm calling his boss tomorrow.
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"I like my job because I can slack off there, dip****."
 
Joe Kalicki said:
I wasn't doing something I was supposed to do at work and some jerkass who isn't even my boss comes up to me, first time this minor indiscretion is brought up to me, mind, an he says "You don't like working here do you?"
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To which you reply "You don't like not having to eat through a straw do you?" and look him in the eye. He flinches or looks scared then he's your new "work *****" (we all need at least one) if he says anything back like "are you threatening me?" hit him and make him your work *****.
 
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