That Thread About Work: "Custom kitchen deliveries...!"

[moonmaster]

You get so stoned that you write a Matrix sequel.

 

[ourchair]

You get so stoned that you write a Matrix sequel.

:lol::lol::lol:

+888 Ourchair Points.

Though honestly, I thought you'd just experience the Rapture.

And by Rapture, I mean Area.

 

[ourchair]

After sleeping 7 hours in the past two days worth of office shifts, I have finally finished enough orders to get a decent sleep.

Had to write 24 pages worth of papers, whose topics included Madonna, personality theory, SNL, The Lunar Society, groupthink, social loafing, medicine and TV shows.

Now I'm going to go home and sleep like crazy.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

I stayed after work an hour and a half to talk to the guy who relieved me. He's just so damn interesting!

 

[Hellsbuttmonkey]

I stayed after work an hour and a half to talk to the guy who relieved me.

So when do you have your next date?

 

[McCheese]

So when do you have your next date?

Ha. I see what you did there.

 

[Hellsbuttmonkey]

Ha. I see what you did there.

Yes, it was a subtle double entendre using the fact that "the guy who relieved me" can be misconstrued as a sexual reference.


Hehe... I'd like to double her entendre....

 

[Random]

I'm kinda pissed you replied before I did, I was gonna pull a "that's what she said"

 

[moonmaster]

social loafing

I loaf socially, but people usually get pissed off about the smell.

 

[ourchair]

Yes, it was a subtle double entendre using the fact that "the guy who relieved me" can be misconstrued as a sexual reference.


Hehe... I'd like to double her entendre....

Don't explain the joke, cause you kills it!

I loaf socially, but people usually get pissed off about the smell.

:sick: :lol:

 

[moonmaster]

:sick: :lol:

My favorite "that's what she said" that I've ever made:

I'm baking a loaf right now.

That's what she said!

Eww.

 

[SSJmole]

My favorite "that's what she said" that I've ever made:

I think I remember that :lol:

 

[ourchair]

I've never actually brought it up before, but I've been a big nerd of environmental studies and environmentalist politics for quite some time now and do almost all the orders at work related to such.

So right now, I have to research and critique the environmental and energy policies of your Yanqui presidential candidates and I have to put out in 7 single-spaced pages (that's about 3850 words).

And for the record, I'm no Obama Lova, but McCain's stuff kinda stinks so far.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

As you all know, I've been involved in a lab moving thing for three months now. One of the last processes is too label everything, and be anal about it.

So I am.

This co worker came up to me today, and complained about the fact that I have made too many labels.

So I'm going to label his entire office tomorrow. EVERYTHING.

I'll post a pic of it.

 

[Ice]

As you all know, I've been involved in a lab moving thing for three months now. One of the last processes is too label everything, and be anal about it.

So I am.

This co worker came up to me today, and complained about the fact that I have made too many labels.

So I'm going to label his entire office tomorrow. EVERYTHING.

I'll post a pic of it.

:lol:

I gotta see this.

 

[E]

As you all know, I've been involved in a lab moving thing for three months now. One of the last processes is too label everything, and be anal about it.

So I am.

This co worker came up to me today, and complained about the fact that I have made too many labels.

So I'm going to label his entire office tomorrow. EVERYTHING.

I'll post a pic of it.

If you're not careful people are going to start not liking you.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

OH NOES!

How can I make people like me again!

 

[Ice]

OH NOES!

How can I make people like me again!

Save them from a truck.

 

[J. Agamemnon]

OH NOES!

How can I make people like me again!

Free chili dogs...with labels on them.

 

[Iceshadow]

Free chili dogs...with labels on them.

Would he label it just "Chili Dog" or "bun", "wiener", and "chili"?