That Thread About Work: "Custom kitchen deliveries...!"

To which you reply "You don't like not having to eat through a straw do you?" and look him in the eye. He flinches or looks scared then he's your new "work *****" (we all need at least one) if he says anything back like "are you threatening me?" hit him and make him your work *****.
Mole.

Being a badass for pretends on the internet since 1996.​
 
Mole.

Being a badass for pretends on the internet since 1996.​


You couldn't understand that was obviously a joke? Wow I think I actually feel a bit of pity for you right now :noway:
 
You couldn't understand that was obviously a joke? Wow I think I actually feel a bit of pity for you right now :noway:
:?

And my post was what, a deadly serious attack on your manhood? I used the words "for pretends" for cryin' out loud. Unlike you when I make obvious grammatical or spelling errors I'm doing it on purpose for the sake of humor, not because I think symbiotic contains the letter E.
 
:?

And my post was what, a deadly serious attack on your manhood? I used the words "for pretends" for cryin' out loud. Unlike you when I make obvious grammatical or spelling errors I'm doing it on purpose for the sake of humor, not because I think symbiotic contains the letter E.


and my reply was serious with pity and the :noway: ? ok then ......
 
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I my reply was serious with pity and the :noway: ? ok then ......
I can't even begin to interpret what you're trying to get across to me. There is nothing in this post that comes close to being a coherent thought. Please take 3 seconds to go over your posts before just submitting them.

Please.
 
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I can't even begin to interpret what you're trying to get across to me. There is nothing in this post that comes close to being a coherent thought. Please take 3 seconds to go over your posts before just submitting them.

Please.

One worded need changing but great to see your sticking with grammar and spelling attacks as that is completely new and original :roll:
 
One worded need changing but great to see your sticking with grammar and spelling attacks as that is completely new and original :roll:
I could lambaste you over how silly it is to get mad at someone for pointing out your mistakes rather than learning to fix them, but I think it's easier to put you back on ignore.
 
I could lambaste you over how silly it is to get mad at someone for pointing out your mistakes rather than learning to fix them, but I think it's easier to put you back on ignore.

:lol: :lol::lol:

Love how he announces this as if :

a) anyone cares

b) He hasn't all ready announced this like 5 times in the last year.
 
To which you reply "You don't like not having to eat through a straw do you?" and look him in the eye. He flinches or looks scared then he's your new "work *****" (we all need at least one) if he says anything back like "are you threatening me?" hit him and make him your work *****.

Mole.

Being a badass for pretends on the internet since 1996.​

You couldn't understand that was obviously a joke? Wow I think I actually feel a bit of pity for you right now :noway:

:?

And my post was what, a deadly serious attack on your manhood? I used the words "for pretends" for cryin' out loud. Unlike you when I make obvious grammatical or spelling errors I'm doing it on purpose for the sake of humor, not because I think symbiotic contains the letter E.

and my reply was serious with pity and the :noway: ? ok then ......

I can't even begin to interpret what you're trying to get across to me. There is nothing in this post that comes close to being a coherent thought. Please take 3 seconds to go over your posts before just submitting them.

Please.

One worded need changing but great to see your sticking with grammar and spelling attacks as that is completely new and original :roll:

I could lambaste you over how silly it is to get mad at someone for pointing out your mistakes rather than learning to fix them, but I think it's easier to put you back on ignore.

:lol: :lol::lol:

Love how he announces this as if :

a) anyone cares

b) He hasn't all ready announced this like 5 times in the last year.

You can literally taste the Moonlighting-esque tension between these two.

KISS HIM, YOU FOOL!!
 
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Me Neither, that would be worse than the tags we seem to have all over the place.

Today we had a film crew show up at work. Don't know what they were filming for, but they decided they didn't want to use me. Why you ask?

The glare off my head.

I laughed, it's all I can do now.
 
I took a huge **** today at work.
I at least hope you changed your pants...
Me Neither, that would be worse than the tags we seem to have all over the place.

Today we had a film crew show up at work. Don't know what they were filming for, but they decided they didn't want to use me. Why you ask?

The glare off my head.

I laughed, it's all I can do now.
They didn't want to tell you, but it was because of the glare off of your neck fat bulge.
 
To which you reply "You don't like not having to eat through a straw do you?" and look him in the eye. He flinches or looks scared then he's your new "work *****" (we all need at least one) if he says anything back like "are you threatening me?" hit him and make him your work *****.

But Joe Kalicki is a giant teddy bear.

You can literally taste the Moonlighting-esque tension between these two.

KISS HIM, YOU FOOL!!

Bwhahaha.
 
TOG said that Joe is "giant".

His words, not mine.
 
So work is so mind numbing slow. I am lucky to have one delivery a day.


My job won't let me just sit around and soak up hours.
 
So work is so mind numbing slow. I am lucky to have one delivery a day.


My job won't let me just sit around and soak up hours.
Are you saying that you want to learn how to absorb time?

Because I can teach you how to do that if you really want me to.

The decision is yours.

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What happens if you take both pills? Do the properties of one pill negate the effect of the other?
 

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