That Thread About Work: "Custom kitchen deliveries...!"

[Ice]

Bored at work. Can't do my job since the site I work on isn't activated and wont be done so for another few days. Le sad.

 

[Jaggyd]

The other day, I had a mom complain to my manager at GameStop, that I was dressed inappropriately, and her crotch spawn was somehow being tempted by me. I was literally wearing my Avengers Assemble! shirt and a mid-shin skirt.


Last night, we had this no-neck going on about how his friends murdered cats. He thought he was impressing my manager and me.


Have I mentioned how much I hate humans?

 

[J. Agamemnon]

My son will now to be referred to as, "crotch spawn Jett."

 

[Ice]

I work at two different schools & the second one I go to- the boss there is thinking about having me come in 2 days instead of 3 a week because I've caught up with my work (and I'm awesome like that).

Noooooo!

I get an extra half hour of work a day every time I'm here. That's an hour and a half more added to my check. I need to keep that!

So lesson of the day kids: Don't work so fast or so awesome.

 

[Zombipanda]

Don't date your co-workers, kids.

That is, unless you want to be an alcoholic. In which case, more power to you!

 

[Ice]

I have nothing to do at work for the rest of the week (including today). Three days of sitting around and not having work to do.

Sigh.

Thinking of robbing a bank. Who's in? We'll need to get a monkey as our getaway driver.

 

[Mattimeo84]

Totally in...I call being the plant in the crowd that is part of it all

 

[J. Agamemnon]

I'm your monkey!

 

[Friday]

I have nothing to do at work for the rest of the week (including today). Three days of sitting around and not having work to do.

Sigh.

Thinking of robbing a bank. Who's in? We'll need to get a monkey as our getaway driver.

didn't we have a thread for that...

The other day, I had a mom complain to my manager at GameStop, that I was dressed inappropriately, and her crotch spawn was somehow being tempted by me. I was literally wearing my Avengers Assemble! shirt and a mid-shin skirt.

Any attention is good attention?

Last night, we had this no-neck going on about how his friends murdered cats. He thought he was impressing my manager and me.


Have I mentioned how much I hate humans?

...never mind. Call the police. Little ****ers going to move on to something bigger soon.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

After surviving six months of layoffs (one to two people were let go every week at multiple sites) the company is closing down two plants. Just missed the axe.

I have very little faith right about now.