Everything I absolutely disliked about this movie:
1. The resturant when Peter is going to ask MJ to marry him isn't funny if you don't know who Bruce Campbell is. It relies soley on your knowledge that he kills zombies with a chainsaw arm. It was too big of a part for a cameo. The joke shouldn't have extened into what should have been the most moving and dramatic parts of the movie.
2. Peter dancing around the jazz bar. Just taking Gwen Stacy there was jerk enough.
3. Peter suddenly knowing how to play the piano. Playing the well, too. They haven't showed any inclination of this in any of the previous films.
The next few go together
4. There was no need to show Peter look in some broken mirror in the middle of an alley to stop and decide to have emo hair.
5. There was no need to have a musical montage scene with Peter walking down the street pointing at hot chicks.
6. There was no need to show Peter buying black clothes.
7. There was absolutely no friggin need for Peter to dance once he bought those black clothes.
Back to everything else that sucked.
8. "Nuff said"
9. The acting from the cliche needless reporter.
10. The camera work throughout the movie. Especially during the first fight scene with The Sandman.
11. The score.
12. The "I just saw Peter/MJ and didn't expect him to be here so I'll stop singing or stop acting and gosh am I surprised" gag. This one was used in the first film also.
13. The huge American flag that Spiderman jumped in front of before the final fight.
14. Somehow Eddie knows that Flint Marco is also Sandman.
15. That Sandman fought Spiderman alongside Eddie. Sandman didn't dislike Spidey. He wanted money. How was fighting Spidey going to solve this? He could just have went to Chicago or somewhere else and robbed a bank.
16. That cheap foreshadowing was used twice.
17. The first one being Peter talking about the acoustics of the theater with MJ. That way we'll know he'll know how to get rid of the symbiote and Venom later on.This one only slightly bothers me. It wouldn't at all if it wasn't for using the same technic in # 18.
18. When MJ is mad at Peter and MJ says "We all need help sometimes........ even Spiderman" Holy Crap! That means Harry and Peter are gonna team up! Awesome! I hate, hate, hate it when films foreshawdow. There are no examples I can think of that I think it is used well.
19. JJJ sucked in this film.
20. The buzzing desk went on too long.
21. "Parker. Where is he?" that bit should have ended after that. Right as he looked down at the girl with the camera. It was too long. The gag was just as funny without all the extra dialogue.
22. A part towards the end of the end fight scene. Spidey is reaching for something and can't get it, reaches some more, still can't reach it, then he realizes "oh yeah, I got web"
23. Most of the acting was too ham. It was all over the top. Especially Emo Peter and Harry.
24. The Pie line that Harry gives the waitress
25. The big cheese smile that Harry gives Peter after the dumb pie line.
26. Once Peter finds out that MJ is swinging high over NYC from Charlottes Webs. He goes back home and laboriously looks at the chest holding his costume. Then looks at the costume for a couple more minutes then he decides "yeah, maybe I will save the woman I love but first let me go talk to another guy that wants to kill me."
27. Venom as Charlotte.
28. The whole news camera usage was bad.
29. The best fight was the first fight.
30. That I didn't walk out.
Pretty much everything I hate about this film is that it was turned into some crappy comedy. If they edited out all or most of the comedic parts and replaced that time with some more character devolopment I would have loved it.
It upsets me even more because Spideman 2 is an excellent film. How could they have gone so far wrong? It has a completely different feel too it. All three should feel cohesive and the third one doesn't.
The idea of an emo looking Peter is great. You have to change the look of the character and there really isn't a better look that the one they picked. They just handled it all wrong.
I don't have any fanboy complaints about this movie. I have bad film making complaints.
Just about any of the things I listed would be okay by theirself, especially Nuff said. But when they are all combined a giant pile of suck is made.