This movie was a big, fat, flaming, runny turd.
This was Marvel's Batman & Robin. Just about as corny as they could make it, and so far removed from the original - a GREAT movie and a near-perfect comic movie - that it doesn't even deserve the same name.
I mean no offense when I say this, but I can't believe that anyone who saw and liked the first movie liked this.
It had it's problems throughout, but I think it was the point in which we saw the President of the United States hanging in the air in an Iron Man suit that I lost what little respect I had for this movie. That was unbelievably corny.
But then they topped it by giving Pepper super powers. This is a HUGE pet peeve of mine and I was pretty vocal about it when we got MJGoblin in USM. Most superheroes - including Iron Man and Spider-Man - NEED regular people. I don't know enough about the science of writing to know WHY they are needed, but they are. Once everyone is running around with super powers it makes it less special.
Those are just conceptual issues I had; I don't even want to bother ranting about stupid things like how he has 40+ Iron Man suits at his beck and call but he can't have them help when his house is being bombed to smithereens. Or how Pepper seemingly dies and Tony is still able to crack jokes and make smart-aleck quips. Or how they had him running around like Solid Snake. He's Tony Stark! Tony Stark doesn't dodge behind buildings like Solid Snake!
On a different note, I absolutely hate what they did to the Extremis story. I loved the comic, and it was so beautifully simple. There was no need to complicate it, no need to turn Maya Hansen into a villain, no need to create an army of Extremis enhanciles...none of that. All they had to do was adapt the Warren Ellis story. Ruined.
There were things I liked. Mandarin as an actor was a great twist. Most of the action sequences were good,except for the airplane rescue, which again was just stupid. What an amazing plot device, where Iron Man has the ability to lock peoples' grip without paralyzing the rest of their body. And I love how these people fall thousands of feet and get dropped in the ocean, and instead of freaking out and gasping for air they are cheering Iron Man!
Gah. I can't even compliment the movie without being reminded of how bad it was.
1/5 stars. Boo. I fear for the future of Marvel movies.