This was Marvel's Batman & Robin.
Ridiculous.
But then they topped it by giving Pepper super powers. This is a HUGE pet peeve of mine and I was pretty vocal about it when we got MJGoblin in USM. Most superheroes - including Iron Man and Spider-Man - NEED regular people. I don't know enough about the science of writing to know WHY they are needed, but they are. Once everyone is running around with super powers it makes it less special.
The X-Men don't. It's not a requirement. But, Pepper has powers for one brief scene after the climax and then they're gone. The rest of the movie is her either being given the Iron Man suit, or being tortured with the Extremis formula.
Here's the problem: you're criticism is reactionary and nonsensical because you
don't complain that Jarvis is a robot, you don't care that Rhodes has a suit and is super-powered, you only got upset when Pepper did. What's more, in the film, Tony
continually interacts with regular people, the henchman, the camera guy, and the kid.
Those are just conceptual issues I had; I don't even want to bother ranting about stupid things like how he has 40+ Iron Man suits at his beck and call but he can't have them help when his house is being bombed to smithereens. Or how Pepper seemingly dies and Tony is still able to crack jokes and make smart-aleck quips. Or how they had him running around like Solid Snake. He's Tony Stark! Tony Stark doesn't dodge behind buildings like Solid Snake!
It's quite clear in the film that Tony Stark needed time to assemble the 40+ Iron Man suits for battle. "Is it time?" he asks Jarvis. He didn't have them ready when the Mandarin attacked, something he thought would never happen.
Tony Stark doesn't dodge behind buildings like Solid Snake. Rhodes continually tells him what to do, and Stark
continually gets it wrong. You're just completely misreading the film. I can't help but point it out. It's like when Tog and Mwof were saying about how Loki got beaten up by the Hulk after he was defeated, or when someone says Han Solo has all the power in his relationship with Leia – it's just not paying attention anymore. It's not possible to have a discussion.
On a different note, I absolutely hate what they did to the Extremis story. I loved the comic, and it was so beautifully simple. There was no need to complicate it, no need to turn Maya Hansen into a villain, no need to create an army of Extremis enhanciles...none of that. All they had to do was adapt the Warren Ellis story. Ruined.
I re-read the Ellis story after the film and was amazed at how that story hasn't aged well at all. The only thing that still works is Granov's art. The story starts off good, but it is
sooooo slow, it crawls at a pace, and it never goes anywhere.
Also; Maya Hansen
was a villain in Ellis' story. Her whole point was to create one super-terrorist, whom Iron Man would lose against, thus getting a commission to build an army of them. What the film does is take the two-act story that is Extremis, takes the backstory, and turns it into a full-length work.
1/5 stars. Boo. I fear for the future of Marvel movies.
IRON MAN 3 is the best film Marvel has done to date. It is the most complete film. It is the most original film. It is the best structured film. I had one or two small complaints, but then, I did with THE DARK KNIGHT. The comparison between the two is apt.