Ultimates 3 #1-5 discussion [Loeb/Madureira] [spoilers]

Re: Ultimates 3 #2 preview and interviews (spoilers i guess)

why am i suddenly overcome with rage? nerd rage! I haven't even read a comic in almost two months. hopefully that changes tomorrow/
 
Re: Ultimates 3 #2 preview and interviews (spoilers i guess)

Gemini said:
preview and art located here:

http://comicbookresources.com/news/newsitem.cgi?id=12768

Hawkeye's and Spidey's fight Now with words!

man i hate new Hawkeye so much, and Spidey seem's way off, and it doesn't look like webs he's shooting....it looks like Taft

and why does this need to have that retarded "March on Ultimatum" banner, remember when Ultimates had a little class?
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Hawkeye wants information from Spider-Man...so he starts...shooting him.

Uh-huh.
 
Re: Ultimates 3 #2 preview and interviews (spoilers i guess)

Hawkeye is so Xtreme.

"We need to talk."

"Sure, what do you want to kno-"

*45 seconds of machine gun firing*

"I bet you'll tell me everything you know...Now that you're dead! Ha!"

"Hawkeye, why did you shoot him? We needed to talk to him."

"MY FAMILY IS DEAD!! WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT!?"

"Yes, I know you're family is dead. You told me three times before breakfast. And after I asked you why you didn't put the milk back in the fridge."

"I'M GOING THROUGH THINGS!! WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT!?"
 
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Re: Ultimates 3 #2 preview and interviews (spoilers i guess)

CBR said:
As readers can see by the preview art, Hawkeye uses his crazy behavior to get Spider-Man to underestimate him.
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Oh, CBR, you silver-tongued devil!

CBR said:
Which may lead some to wonder is Hawkeye really as unhinged as he seems?
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Of course he is.

They killed his family.

CBR said:
Or is the unstable and erratic behavior of the former black-ops agent just an example of tactical maneuvering?
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It's like how, when I went to close my door, but I don't want to get up, walk over, and close the door, I'll just shoot it.
 
Re: Ultimates 3 #2 preview and interviews (spoilers i guess)

Black Widows are spiders. Spider-Man has spider powers. Black Widow killed hawkeye's family, so now he has to shoot everything that reminds him of spiders.

See, isn't that all perfectly logical?
 
Re: Ultimates 3 #2 preview and interviews (spoilers i guess)

moonmaster said:
Hawkeye is so Xtreme.

"We need to talk."

"Sure, what do you want to kno-"

*45 seconds of machine gun firing*

"I bet you'll tell me everything you know...Now that you're dead! Ha!"

"Hawkeye, why did you shoot him? We needed to talk to him."

"MY FAMILY IS DEAD!! WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT!?"

"Yes, I know you're family is dead. You told me three times before breakfast. And after I asked you why you didn't put the milk back in the fridge."

"I'M GOING THROUGH THINGS!! WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT!?"
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This is so awesome. I'm going to start yelling "WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT!?" more often.

Zombipanda said:
It's like how, when I went to close my door, but I don't want to get up, walk over, and close the door, I'll just shoot it.
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Dr.Strangefate said:
Black Widows are spiders. Spider-Man has spider powers. Black Widow killed hawkeye's family, so now he has to shoot everything that reminds him of spiders.

See, isn't that all perfectly logical?
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YES! It's all so clear! Also! He's probably MORE xtremecrazy because he had to watch Black Widow sleep with Stark, thus bringing him closer to a boil like the ticking time bomb of 'character' that he is!
 
Re: Ultimates 3 #2 preview and interviews (spoilers i guess)

Oh, he'll be all, "It's a blast. Loeb and Mad are totally taking it and making it their own."

He was all peaches about Greg Land too - and I'm pretty sure he hated having him on his UF4 run. He's too polite to ***** about it publicly. We should try to corner him at a 'con and get him to rant about it.
 
Re: Ultimates 3 #2 preview and interviews (spoilers i guess)

DIrishB said:
Its the most unholy entity ever concieved in this universe.
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How sad is it that 2 years ago, that's the last thing you thought you'd ever hear anyone say about The Ultimates?



Maybe it's because I'm a Loeb fan, that I have blindingly optimistic hope that this will at least turn out to be a decent (read mindless summer blockbuster fun) read down the line? Just maybe.
 
Re: Ultimates 3 #2 preview and interviews (spoilers i guess)

Victor Von Doom said:
How sad is it that 2 years ago, that's the last thing you thought you'd ever hear anyone say about The Ultimates?
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Ain't that the truth!

Maybe it's because I'm a Loeb fan, that I have blindingly optimistic hope that this will at least turn out to be a decent (read mindless summer blockbuster fun) read down the line? Just maybe.
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It'd be nice for that to be the case, but I think this preview pretty much guarantees the amazing level of suckiness will continue through all the issues.

The only thing Loeb could impress me with at this point is if it actually got worse. I'm not counting him out on that one, though.
 
Re: Ultimates 3 #2 preview and interviews (spoilers i guess)

Victor Von Doom said:
Maybe it's because I'm a Loeb fan, that I have blindingly optimistic hope that this will at least turn out to be a decent (read mindless summer blockbuster fun) read down the line? Just maybe.
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I loved his stuff with Tim Sale. I also liked Hush and Superman/Batman.

Being optimistic about this, though? I'd say you're being naive.
 
Re: Ultimates 3 #2 preview and interviews (spoilers i guess)

Victor Von Doom said:
How sad is it that 2 years ago, that's the last thing you thought you'd ever hear anyone say about The Ultimates?



Maybe it's because I'm a Loeb fan, that I have blindingly optimistic hope that this will at least turn out to be a decent (read mindless summer blockbuster fun) read down the line? Just maybe.
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Well you did like Mighty Avengers.
 
Re: Ultimates 3 #2 preview and interviews (spoilers i guess)

NERD RAGE!!!

looking for Black Panther =/= shoot Spider-man.

Is Ultimate Hawkeye gonna change into Ultimate bullseye? Or Ultimate Punisher? I hope they try to salvage him in later issues. He used to be a interesting person.

Book went from awsome to suck in a single issue.
 
Re: Ultimates 3 #2 preview and interviews (spoilers i guess)

Dr.Strangefate said:
Black Widows are spiders. Spider-Man has spider powers. Black Widow killed hawkeye's family, so now he has to shoot everything that reminds him of spiders.

See, isn't that all perfectly logical?
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My god.

It makes so much sense.
Bass said:
Oh, he'll be all, "It's a blast. Loeb and Mad are totally taking it and making it their own."

He was all peaches about Greg Land too - and I'm pretty sure he hated having him on his UF4 run. He's too polite to ***** about it publicly. We should try to corner him at a 'con and get him to rant about it.
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"I love Loeb and Mad they're doing great! Honest!"

"Vee know zat eez not true, Mizztur Millar. Tell uzz zee truth or die!"

"No really, I'm not lying!"

"Fine. Have it your way. Do you remember zis man, Mizztur Millar? Thiz eez Captain Dragomir Branislav."

"Oh god no! NO!"

"That eez right, Mizztur Millar."

"Why did I have to lose my fingernails in that drunken skiing accident six years ago!? WHY!?"
 
Re: Ultimates 3 #2 preview and interviews (spoilers i guess)

moonmaster said:
"I love Loeb and Mad they're doing great! Honest!"

"Vee know zat eez not true, Mizztur Millar. Tell uzz zee truth or die!"

"No really, I'm not lying!"

"Fine. Have it your way. Do you remember zis man, Mizztur Millar? Thiz eez Captain Dragomir Branislav."

"Oh god no! NO!"

"That eez right, Mizztur Millar."

"Why did I have to lose my fingernails in that drunken skiing accident six years ago!? WHY!?"
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:
 
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