Ultimate Central: The Fanfic - volume 6

[Bass]

ULTIMATE CENTRAL #42
"The Revenge of Ultimate E"​

Probably a long issue! Performing arguably the world's most ingenious and exciting escape*, Ultimate E manages to evade Bass Lak Tus' tangy, cheesey Dorito grasp and make it all the way to the planet of Earth. (That's this planet, in case you're confused.)

Hellbent, Ultimate E cuts a swath through the Ultimate Central universe. Just what does Ultimate E want? (Revenge.) Er... I mean... just what is Ultimate E's plan for exacting revenge? Can the Avatars and the Brotherhood put aside their differences and work together? Can their combined might stop Ultimate E?

You're kidding, right? The world is so pwnd.

From the writer critics are calling "Are you sure this is this week's solit", discover new Centralizations (that's plural), and witness the greatest insults to Reginald Hudlin, Chris Claremont, Brian Michael Bendis, Jeph Loeb, AND Orson Scott Card in the next exciting issue of Ultimate Central!

*Argument only appropriate if the subject matter is limited to this issue and the events of any story in which there was no escape.

 

[Ice]

ULTIMATE CENTRAL #42
"The Revenge of Ultimate E"​

Probably a long issue! Performing arguably the world's most ingenious and exciting escape*, Ultimate E manages to evade Bass Lak Tus' tangy, cheesey Dorito grasp and make it all the way to the planet of Earth. (That's this planet, in case you're confused.)

Hellbent, Ultimate E cuts a swath through the Ultimate Central universe. Just what does Ultimate E want? (Revenge.) Er... I mean... just what is Ultimate E's plan for exacting revenge? Can the Avatars and the Brotherhood put aside their differences and work together? Can their combined might stop Ultimate E?

You're kidding, right? The world is so pwnd.

From the writer critics are calling "Are you sure this is this week's solit", discover new Centralizations (that's plural), and witness the greatest insults to Reginald Hudlin, Chris Claremont, Brian Michael Bendis, Jeph Loeb, AND Orson Scott Card in the next exciting issue of Ultimate Central!

*Argument only appropriate if the subject matter is limited to this issue and the events of any story in which there was no escape.

Woo! Can't wait to check it out!

 

[Nurhachi]

ULTIMATE CENTRAL #42
"The Revenge of Ultimate E"​

Probably a long issue! Performing arguably the world's most ingenious and exciting escape*, Ultimate E manages to evade Bass Lak Tus' tangy, cheesey Dorito grasp and make it all the way to the planet of Earth. (That's this planet, in case you're confused.)

Hellbent, Ultimate E cuts a swath through the Ultimate Central universe. Just what does Ultimate E want? (Revenge.) Er... I mean... just what is Ultimate E's plan for exacting revenge? Can the Avatars and the Brotherhood put aside their differences and work together? Can their combined might stop Ultimate E?

You're kidding, right? The world is so pwnd.

From the writer critics are calling "Are you sure this is this week's solit", discover new Centralizations (that's plural), and witness the greatest insults to Reginald Hudlin, Chris Claremont, Brian Michael Bendis, Jeph Loeb, AND Orson Scott Card in the next exciting issue of Ultimate Central!

*Argument only appropriate if the subject matter is limited to this issue and the events of any story in which there was no escape.

Sounds WIKKED :rockon:

My clone. Because...you're my clone. And since you voted oranges in the other thread, that makes you a squirrel-lover. And squirrels are evil, and now you're evil. So instead of an evil twin brother, you are my evil clone. This will be interesting.

Introducing the Ultimate Central Clone Saga anyone?

 

[Pandrio]

ULTIMATE CENTRAL #42
"The Revenge of Ultimate E"​

Probably a long issue! Performing arguably the world's most ingenious and exciting escape*, Ultimate E manages to evade Bass Lak Tus' tangy, cheesey Dorito grasp and make it all the way to the planet of Earth. (That's this planet, in case you're confused.)

Hellbent, Ultimate E cuts a swath through the Ultimate Central universe. Just what does Ultimate E want? (Revenge.) Er... I mean... just what is Ultimate E's plan for exacting revenge? Can the Avatars and the Brotherhood put aside their differences and work together? Can their combined might stop Ultimate E?

You're kidding, right? The world is so pwnd.

From the writer critics are calling "Are you sure this is this week's solit", discover new Centralizations (that's plural), and witness the greatest insults to Reginald Hudlin, Chris Claremont, Brian Michael Bendis, Jeph Loeb, AND Orson Scott Card in the next exciting issue of Ultimate Central!

*Argument only appropriate if the subject matter is limited to this issue and the events of any story in which there was no escape.

Well, the only thing I think of to say is that Bass pwns.

 

[ProjectX2]

Too late. I already claimed it when I first said on one of the many UC:TFF threads (or another one. so long now, forgot the thread).

Well, I was the one who called it "Ultimate Centralizing."

 

[Dr_Draco]

(That's this planet, in case you're confused.)

And here I thought it was some other "Earth".... I mean, there's only an infinite number of Earths... What are the odds he'd head back to the same one he was previously on?

 

[slimjim]

Yippy!

 

[Ultimate Houde]

You're on a cover (or will be)? I didn't know that...which one are you (assuming its been done already, which I don't think it has, but I'm usually wrong so...).

HE said Houde's appearing in issue 43, whether this was via this thread or via PM, I'm not too sure.

And the solict is nice.

E is so going to get what's coming to him

 

[E]

ULTIMATE CENTRAL #42
"The Revenge of Ultimate E"​

Probably a long issue! Performing arguably the world's most ingenious and exciting escape*, Ultimate E manages to evade Bass Lak Tus' tangy, cheesey Dorito grasp and make it all the way to the planet of Earth. (That's this planet, in case you're confused.)

Hellbent, Ultimate E cuts a swath through the Ultimate Central universe. Just what does Ultimate E want? (Revenge.) Er... I mean... just what is Ultimate E's plan for exacting revenge? Can the Avatars and the Brotherhood put aside their differences and work together? Can their combined might stop Ultimate E?

You're kidding, right? The world is so pwnd.

From the writer critics are calling "Are you sure this is this week's solit", discover new Centralizations (that's plural), and witness the greatest insults to Reginald Hudlin, Chris Claremont, Brian Michael Bendis, Jeph Loeb, AND Orson Scott Card in the next exciting issue of Ultimate Central!

*Argument only appropriate if the subject matter is limited to this issue and the events of any story in which there was no escape.

:lol: :rockon:

 

[TheManWithoutFear]

:lol: :rockon:

What he said!! :twisted: And more OSC!! :twisted:

 

[Friday]

More Brotherhood/Cabient. Booyeah. 8)

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Well then, I can't wait to see what exactly happens here.

My guess is the released 'lurkers' take down E, as they outnumber him

 

[Pandrio]

So Bass, will the new issue be up any time soon?

 

[E]

Well then, I can't wait to see what exactly happens here.

My guess is the released 'lurkers' take down E, as they outnumber him

It matters not, for I am impotent!

I mean - OMNIPOTENT! Shut up!

 

[Pandrio]

It matters not, for I am impotent!

I mean - OMNIPOTENT! Shut up!

:lol:

 

[Bass]

So Bass, will the new issue be up any time soon?

Should be up tonight.

 

[Dr.Strangefate]

woot

 

[Bass]

It matters not, for I am impotent!

I mean - OMNIPOTENT! Shut up!

This sucks. I can't write E as well as he writes himself.

 

[DIrishB]

This sucks. I can't write E as well as he writes himself.

Yeah, but at least you can get it up. I'm assuming, of course, but from the way Moony's been sitting gingerly its not without merit.

 

[Bass]

Just finishing the cover then up comes the fanfic (less than an hour).

I apologise for the cover in advance as instead of being 'passable', it is in fact '****'.