Ultimate Central: The Fanfic - volume 6

Bass said:
Ultimate E: "I…"

Immediately, Ultimate Quicksilver runs up Baxter's arms, broken ribs be damned and runs and jumps off his head. Icemastertron starts freezing the air in another escalating icebridge, but Ultimate Quicksilver runs up the bridge faster than Ice can create it, so he leaps off in Ultimate E's direction.

Ultimate E: "… wish…"

Compound relinquishes his hold on Baxter, which allows Baxter to break DIrishB's control, and he stands to his full height. He reaches out to grab Ultimate Quicksilver, but Ultimate Quicksilver suddenly leaps in height as the pull of gravity is so suddenly and greatly reduced.
Moving as a blur, Ultimate Quicksilver stretches out his hand, closer, closer…

Ultimate E: "… for…"

Ultimate Quicksilver misses.
By an inch.
He hovers in the air, drifting away from Ultimate E, who no longer cares.
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That was brilliant. Awesome issue. :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon: :rockon:
I have tears in my eyes, happy tears, it was great!

7/5
 
Ultimate E: "Where is Strangefate? Did he die of AIDS?"
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I'm going to hell for how hard I laughed at that one.

*That was the fantabulous #40 of this mediocre-until-#40 series. - Self-hypening Ed.
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Ed? Editor? Or is there another Ed stalking these boards?

Project X2 charges at Baxter's shin, and with his superhuman strength and rock-skinned body, knocks Baxter to the floor. Running on top of his body, he starts pummeling in Baxter's face.
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Damn do I take a beating in this one...
He opens a locker containing five rocks.
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E: This, Is my Seven Demon Bag!
Baxter: Five Demon Locker.
E: Right! What did I say?

Ultimate E: "They're here. Get in the way, Baxter."
Baxter: "For how long?"
Ultimate E: "Half a minute."
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I'm a damn good goon.

Amid the chaos, Baxter strides across the land to safety, for now has no place to call home.
Baxter is alone.

But it will not always be so.
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Can't wait to see where I go from here.

Great issue Bass. I laughed my *** off. You're doing a hell of a job with the cast too.

And I've done the Compound/Our Chair bit before. A friend of mine and I used to pull that **** on people all the time. It blindsided them every time.
 
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thee great one said:
E was so brillant. I loved his conversation with Tom.
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The sad thing, it's all true. And Smallville is still unbelievably popular. God, I hate that show.

Baxter said:
I'm going to hell for how hard I laughed at that one.
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Well, I wrote it. Where do you think I'm going?!

Baxter said:
Ed? Editor? Or is there another Ed stalking these boards?
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Editor, just like comics used to do when they were good. Bickety-BAM!

Baxter said:
E: This, Is my Seven Demon Bag!
Baxter: Five Demon Locker.
E: Right! What did I say?
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I don't get it. :?

Baxter said:
Can't wait to see where I go from here.
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Pff. I dunno. I making this up as I go along.

Cheers all for the love! :heart:
 
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Bass said:
The sad thing, it's all true. And Smallville is still unbelievably popular. God, I hate that show.
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Ain't that the truth... You now how many kids I heard say "OMG, they're making a Smallville movie!" when the new Superman trailer started? It makes me sad... :cry:
 
Bass said:
Baxter: "Widdle Wade, this is Ultimate E. The guy who pretty much gave everyone powers."
Widdle Wade: "No. That was Doctor Strangefate."
Ultimate E: "Hahaha. No, Doctor Strangefate can only activate the latent power gene which I put in you, my dutiful subject."
Widdle Wade: "You're an ******* then."
Ultimate E: "Baxter, you should keep your men in line."
Ourchair: "We're not his men."
Ultimate E: "Where is Strangefate? Did he die of AIDS?"
Ultimate Quicksilver: "We're his Brotherhood now."
Ultimate E: "You're in a musical?"
Baxter: "See, I told you guys 'Brotherhood' was a stupid name."
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:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

Bass, you are the greatest.
 
Cheers, MWOF. :)

Ultimate Houde said:
To quote Pandrio

So when's the next solict Bass?
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Monday. Did I not say I was taking a break during the Christmas/New Year's week? :?
 
ULTIMATE CENTRAL #43
"I Am The Ultimate Houde"​
All-Houde issue! Broken, beaten, and alone, Ultimate Houde travels up the mountain of Erymanthus and down into the town of Pholus, to confront its tyrant - the magical Trevor!

Set before Nurhachi's Christmas Special, see the three amazing guardians of Pholus, and Ultimate Houde's dramatic confrontation with magical Trevor. It's sword versus sorcery!

From the writer critics are calling "Hype-Lord", marvel at the return of an old Avatar and the convictions of Ultimate Houde in the next exciting issue of Ultimate Central!
 
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Ultimate Houde said:
For those who know nothing of this Magical Trevor, click the final link in my sig.
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Be aware that Trevor has been 'centralised' or "is nothing like that". Don't expect cows and nice little songs.

Houde's pissed offf.
 
I know, I really hate beans

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Also, the greekness in this fic is disturbing

Nothing good ever happened in Greek mythology, it was one huge tragedy
 
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