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skotti-chan said:
HAHAHAHA!!!!!


*snort*


HAAHAHAHA!!!
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Call me juvenile but for some reason I found this even more snort-laugh worthy because an article about a guy whose testicles get stuck in a deck chair ends with a sentence that uses the words "member" and "staff" at the end.

For a moment, I actually thought it said they had to cut his member in half.
 
Joe Kalicki said:
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that may be the funniest news i've seen in awhile
 
ourchair said:
Call me juvenile but for some reason I found this even more snort-laugh worthy because an article about a guy whose testicles get stuck in a deck chair ends with a sentence that uses the words "member" and "staff" at the end.

For a moment, I actually thought it said they had to cut his member in half.
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Nono, it wasn't just you, I read it the same way the first time. Seriously, I don't care if it's juvenile or not, that's funny as hell.


PS: I'm willing to sell my soul for the Samsung gun. I'd insist on recoding the voice system, so it'd sound like the drones in Portal.....or GLaDOS.
 
I have to wear a mini pack in my pants to constantly keep my testicles cold and moist to fit them inside my pants.
 
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Die and you're under arrest! Britain's most stupid laws.


Most ridiculous British laws: In Britain it is illegal to wear armor or die in parliament, or eat a certain pie on Christmas.



LONDON (AFP) - Queen Elizabeth II's speech in the British parliament Tuesday may have been routine but at least nobody got bored to death. That would have been against the law.

Dying in parliament is an offence and is also by far the most absurd law in Britain, according to a survey of nearly 4,000 people by a television channel showing a legal drama series.

And though the lords were clad in their red and white ermine cloaks and ambassadors from around the world wore colourful national costumes, at least nobody turned up in a suit of armour. Illegal.

Other rules deemed utterly stupid included one that permits a pregnant woman to urinate in a policeman's hat and murdering bow-and-arrow-carrying Scotsmen within the city walls of York, northern England.


:D

:lol:
 
Um, some of those laws aren't stupid, when they were made.
The murdering of Scots was probably legalized when the Scots and Brits were at war.

Also, the armour was obviously illegal so people couldn't hide stuff when they entered court.
 
SYDNEY (AFP) - Santas in Australia's largest city have been told not to use Father Christmas's traditional "ho ho ho" greeting because it may be offensive to women, it was reported Thursday.
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Sydney's Santa Clauses have instead been instructed to say "ha ha ha" instead, the Daily Telegraph reported.

One disgruntled Santa told the newspaper a recruitment firm warned him not to use "ho ho ho" because it could frighten children and was too close to "ho", a US slang term for prostitute.
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More here :

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071115/wl_asia_afp/lifestyleaustraliachristmasoffbeat



I'm sorry but political correctness is going to far theses days , this is just so stupid yet :lol: at the same time.
 
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