The Weird News thread

[ourchair]

More here :

http://news.yahoo.com/s/afp/20071115/wl_asia_afp/lifestyleaustraliachristmasoffbeat



I'm sorry but political correctness is going to far theses days , this is just so stupid yet :lol: at the same time.

Ha ha ha? Won't that scare children?

 

[SSJmole]

Ha ha ha? Won't that scare children?

I know a big fat red guy looking at you going "ha ha ha" in deep voice , hell I would be scared now and I'm adult :lol:

 

[Joe Kalicki]

He should be saying "Joe Joe Joe."

And give me lots of money.

 

[ProjectX2]

A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.

See HERE.

 

[Random]

A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.

See HERE.

... how?

 

[SSJmole]

... how?

It's as easy as riding a bike!

 

[Hibiki]

I bet it was a huffy.

 

[E]

I bet it was a huffy.

Probably. Huffys are practically asking for it.

 

[the watcher]

I bet it was a huffy.

Probably. Huffys are practically asking for it.

No... every guy wants schwinns...

 

[moonmaster]

A man caught trying to have sex with his bicycle has been sentenced to three years on probation.

See HERE.

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!

... how?

Just take the seat off...

I bet it was a huffy.

Huffy's are sluts.

 

[SSJmole]

How diffrent would The Karate Kid be if Daniel Larusso learned from this teacher!

 

[Planet-man]

Old man blows away two burglars with shotgun.

If he had shot both of them indiscriminately, and they happened to die, so be it.

If he had purposely shot both of them in the legs or something just to down and injure them, no problem.

Unfortunately, it seems like he deliberately killed them, and planned to ahead of time.:neutral:

 

[SSJmole]

http://www.news.com.au/couriermail/story/0,23739,22050370-5013016,00.html





:lol: :lol: :lol: :lol:

 

[SSJmole]

HOLY **** , Scientists have made a huge discovery today that will change how you see reality

"We discovered that people are not like Neo in The Matrix, dodging bullets in slow-mo,"

:shock: I did not know that , now i'm scared I can not dodge a bullet if shot at :cry:



yes I've taken it out of context a tad :lol:

http://news.yahoo.com/s/livescience/20071212/sc_livescience/whytimeseemstoslowdowninemergencies

 

[SSJmole]

GARLAND, Texas - A 6-year-old girl who won four tickets to a Hannah Montana concert with an essay falsely claiming her father died in Iraq isn't going to the show after all.
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The contest's sponsor, a store chain named Club Libby Lu, withdrew the prize Saturday and awarded it to another contestant. It didn't identify the new winner.

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071229/ap_on_re_us/fake_essay_4


Damn i knew people would do anything to win but claiming their father died in Iraq is just wrong and for Hannah Montana tickets? that's just messed up

 

[Victor Von Doom]

http://news.yahoo.com/s/ap/20071229/ap_on_re_us/fake_essay_4


Damn i knew people would do anything to win but claiming their father died in Iraq is just wrong and for Hannah Montana tickets? that's just messed up

It was revealed that her mom was the mastermind behind that scam.

 

[SSJmole]

It was revealed that her mom was the mastermind behind that scam.

true , but still it's messed up

 

[Victor Von Doom]

Meh.

It's like someone once told me, "If you ain't cheatin'...you ain't tryin'..."

 

[SSJmole]

Meh.

It's like someone once told me, "If you ain't cheatin'...you ain't tryin'..."

:lol: :lol:

cheating is one thing (I can agree with cheating) , lying about a loved ones death is just sooooo ****ed up.

 

[Planet-man]

Hannah Montana's death is beginning to seem like it would settle a lot of problems. First this, now that whole "lesbian photos" scandal that people are going APE**** over.... we need better idols.