The Cult Of Bass

Dude, this has nothing to do with the community and friendships here. Believe me I understand how close online friendships can get. I have a buddy my age in Ireland from the Superman Homepage(not Doc Comic:wink:) who I talk to so often and agree with so much that sometimes it hits me that I've never even heard his voice and I can't believe it. It's like we're old friends.

Yeah, people miss Bass. I miss Bass too. For the millionth time, all I said was using the same Bass-worship jokes over and over again was stale and unoriginal which, news-flash, it is. I'm not trying to insult his legacy or anything.
But see, It's the same way with me and Bass. He's one of the few people I've talked to online that I'd put on par with my "real life friends". If it weren't for him, I wouldn't be the personality that I am on this site.

I keep talking about him because I have to. I'm not gonna forget about Bass and I don't want anyone else to either.

And besides, you may not find any of this funny, but a lot of other people sure as hell do.
We should make t-shirts with sayings such as, "Bass Was Right!", and "Bass Was Better Than You!"
BassShirt.jpg

Hey, when did we vote Mooney in for High Bishop?
When you shut your fat mouth, sinner.
I dunno but can I be Grand High Poobah?
No.
I wanna be the Official Microwaver
No.
 
And besides, you may not find any of this funny, but a lot of other people sure as hell do.

yeah this **** isnt old yet. we could milk this for at least another couple years.

could we get the board`s nostradamus type to get a prediction on when the hell he is coming back?
 
When you shut your fat mouth, sinner.

Well excuse me for stating something I felt needed to be stated.


Screw you, if I wanna microwave, I'm gonna microwave.

Plus I'm a scientist, I'm going to pimp out our microwave.

I'm going to give it 22's, chrome it up, and leather exterior plus a eight inch TV on every side, even the bottom just cause.
 
Wait a second, I missed THIS?!?! I am so joining this. Ive been looking for a religion.
 
So when do we meet for worship? I think it should be on a thursday. No one does anything on thursday unless they watch survivor. It wouldn't cut into anything like some other religions. :roll:
 
So when do we meet for worship? I think it should be on a thursday. No one does anything on thursday unless they watch survivor. It wouldn't cut into anything like some other religions. :roll:

thursdays arent good for me, the office is on. how about mondays or tuesdays?
 
Its actually gotten to the point where if he comes back, i don't think anyone will believe its not a hoax.
 

Latest posts

Back
Top