The Cult Of Bass

Hellsbuttmonkey said:
The cult is regrouping!!

All hail Bass!!













That is all.
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*puts on funny Bishop hat again*

Finally.
SSJmole said:
I do not believe this "Bass " Person exists.

and so I am officially an athe-bass-st








(I'm doing this for you guys. All religions need non-believers)
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In the name of Bass, SMITERIZE HIM!!!
Bass said:
I look upon this thread, and say, "Lo, it is rather freaky. But I likes it."
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*pulls out stone tablet and chisel*

Can you repeat that?
Ultimate Houde said:
As long as you don't let it get to your head
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Because it will eat your braaaiiinz!lol.
Planet-man said:
I am teh offended by this insult! Delete it all before I cry!
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The Word of Bass is non-deletable. It shall burn in your memory for all of time.
TwilightEL said:
Gee, Planet-man, would you like some salve for that BURN?
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:lol:
TwilightEL said:
NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!
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:lol:
 
The scene, a Church of Bass, its olden era design imposing, its huge wooden doors were closed to the public as the corrupt religious folk count their gold inside.

A lone man walks down the road, the onlookers staring in disbelief. In one hand, he holds a hammer and nail, the other, a sheet of paper. He walks up to the wooden door, and hammers in the sheet of paper, which on the top spells out 99 Objections to the Bass Faith

"WILL ANYONE ANSWER THESE? I THINK NOT! GOOD PEOPLE, DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME WITH BASS! FIND YOUR OWN ENLIGHTNMENT! GO FORTH! CHALLENGE HIS CORRUPT FAITH!"
 
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Ultimate Houde said:
The scene, a Church of Bass, it's olden era design imposing, it's huge wooden doors were closed to the public as the corrupt religious folk count their gold inside.

A lone man walks down the road, the onlookers staring in disbelief. In one hand, he holds a hammer and nail, the other, a sheet of paper. He walks up to the wooden door, and hammers in the sheet of paper, which on the top spells out 99 Objections to the Bass Faith

"WILL ANYONE ANSWER THESE? I THINK NOT! GOOD PEOPLE, DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME WITH BASS! FIND YOUR OWN ENLIGHTNMENT! GO FORTH! CHALLENGE HIS CORRUPT FAITH!"
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Ha! That's really funny, Houde! But wait...

Ultimate Houde said:
The scene, a Church of Bass, it's olden era design imposing, it's huge wooden doors were closed to the public as the corrupt religious folk count their gold inside.

A lone man walks down the road, the onlookers staring in disbelief. In one hand, he holds a hammer and nail, the other, a sheet of paper. He walks up to the wooden door, and hammers in the sheet of paper, which on the top spells out 99 Objections to the Bass Faith

"WILL ANYONE ANSWER THESE? I THINK NOT! GOOD PEOPLE, DO NOT WASTE YOUR TIME WITH BASS! FIND YOUR OWN ENLIGHTNMENT! GO FORTH! CHALLENGE HIS CORRUPT FAITH!"
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What was that? Let's look closer...

Ultimate Houde said:
The scene, a Church of Bass, it's olden era design imposing, it's huge wooden doors were closed to the public as the corrupt religious folk count their gold inside.
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Whaaaaat?

Ultimate Houde said:
Uses "it's" as a possessive instead of as an abbreviation for "it is"
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RARGLEBLARGLERAAAAA NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO *spasms*





I really need to take grammar less seriously.
 
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