The Cult Of Bass

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True Bassism is the only path my brothers. Do not heed the syrin call of the reformists. Thiers is the path to eternal suffering and lack of doritoes.
 
*Sigh* Am I the only one who practices the only true faith here?

Mormonism?

He's a witch!! BURN THE WITCH!!!!!

True Bassism is the only way. Our Divine Father Bass watches over us in our times of need, and strikes down those who would hinder His Holy Plan.

Hail Lord Bass, Golden Champion of the divine....
 
I like to think that he knows his return is greatly anticipated. So I like to think that his return post will actually be a return thread. And just based on it's first post--it will automatically earns a place in the Museum.

And all will read said post.........and I **** you not---on the day of his return......it'll be just like Pulp Fiction's scripture line.

".......AND YOU WILL KNOW MY NAME IS BASS WHEN I LAY MY WIT UPON YOU!"



.....then all you new people will learn.....
 
He said he hates everything except that MJ/Spider-Man book.
 
I just find it hilarious that Proj and I get called Basstheists. That would mean we think Bass is God!
Would you prefer "Bass Blasters"?

Oh and you should all know that Bass is planning on coming to America next year for a convention or two and is looking to "meet young, nubile
boys experienced in the ways of pleasure."

That means us...:shock:...



YES!!!
 

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