That Thread About Work: "Custom kitchen deliveries...!"

Mattimeo84 said:
I should have said that in the beginning, I will be a Florida Tourism Sales Professional Intern. I am told that means that i will dry around to Orlando and selling Disney to the guests of the hotel trying to convince them to travel to the Resort.
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It would've been better if you said "Goofy."
 
I have to take a crazy test for my job tomorrow. I took my drug test today and I was very nervous since all my friends smoke the happy stuff and I don't. They kept assuring me it wouldn't get into my system just because the smoke was around me. Still, I got to play it safe because I don't want to screw this chance up.
 
Today I coordinated the best set of status messages ever.

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ourchair said:
Today I coordinated the best set of status messages ever.

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Great stuff.

The other day, a meeting was cancelled, but the person throwing the meeting didn't tell anyone, so we were all in the meeting room talking about college frat pranks.

I came down to a showdown between me and my manager. I mentioned that we ducttape someone's doorframe so they couldn't get out, and stuck a smoke machine on the inside of it. He opened the door, screamed cause he thought the place was on fire, and rtan right into the duct tape.

He mentioned Piss Pucks. You pee in a Dixie cup, put in the freezer, then leave it on someone's bed/floor/rug/pillow.

I mentioned that the facilities people at my college use to **** with one dorm. while I was doing "community service" one day, we had the Cherry Picker, and I was washing the windows of the dorms. He then told me how they jimmy the window off, push all the furniture against the door, then put the window back on and blame it on a ghost. So, we did it to three dorms that day.

He mentioned penny locking the door. Using a roll of pennies, if you smash it into the old style locks, the lock gets jammed and won't open.

We went on and on for a good fifteen minutes before we decided the meeting wasn't going to happen.
 
Right now I'm working with the most annoying person on staff, possibly in the whole state. She talks endlessly in an irritating Lithuanian accent, when you finally get her to shut up (either by ignoring her or just telling her you need some quiet time) she hums or sings bad music, she asks the most random and stupid questions you've ever heard ("How do you define the word trust?"), she reads self help books out loud because she thinks it's "important that you hear this", she is late to every shift, she doesn't do what little work we have to do here, and she guffaws mysteriously about nothing.

Just to give you an idea of how bad she is, the person who usually works this shift with me offered to bake me muffins for making me work with her. 2 other people have offered their condolences and one of them said that enduring this night would make me a stronger man.
 
I was going to the bathroom and the Mexican cleaning lady comes in and starts trying to open my stall door. She says "Oh sorry," but she doesn't leave! She just merrily cleaning things and sweeping or whatever.
 
I've been gradually attempting to establish a career in magazine writing for awhile now and May is a breakthrough month for me, as I have features in two magazines this month.

In Rogue Magazine, I contributed profiles of Chin-Chin Gutierrez, Dondi Ledesma, Lougee Basabas, Louie Talan, Rico Velez, Wally Chamsay, Loubelle Luis and Katwo Librando-Puertollano.

In Homestyle Magazine Philippines, I did an interview with Butch Carungay of Atelier Avatar/Avatar Accessories, an internationally acclaimed jewelry designer and entrepreneur.

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What, you thought Moony was the only writer here? :p
 
Joe Kalicki said:
I was going to the bathroom and the Mexican cleaning lady comes in and starts trying to open my stall door. She says "Oh sorry," but she doesn't leave! She just merrily cleaning things and sweeping or whatever.
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HAHAHA! That happened to me once. She told me she'd just clean and come back and clean my stall. Needless to say, I flushed like 10 times before i left.
 
ourchair said:
I've been gradually attempting to establish a career in magazine writing for awhile now and May is a breakthrough month for me, as I have features in two magazines this month.

In Rogue Magazine, I contributed profiles of Chin-Chin Gutierrez, Dondi Ledesma, Lougee Basabas, Louie Talan, Rico Velez, Wally Chamsay, Loubelle Luis and Katwo Librando-Puertollano.

In Homestyle Magazine Philippines, I did an interview with Butch Carungay of Atelier Avatar/Avatar Accessories, an internationally acclaimed jewelry designer and entrepreneur.

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What, you thought Moony was the only writer here? :p
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:lol: As if I have all kinds of published work.

Congratulations.
 
I come into work today to find out that in three weeks they're cutting the last four hours of my shift out, so instead of ending at 11:30 it ends at 7:30. I have no idea how my company is going to work this, but I may be needing to find a new job.
 
Joe Kalicki said:
I come into work today to find out that in three weeks they're cutting the last four hours of my shift out, so instead of ending at 11:30 it ends at 7:30. I have no idea how my company is going to work this, but I may be needing to find a new job.
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You'll still be working an extra 4 hours anyway when your replacement doesn't show up
 
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