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What did you think of Star Trek?


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I really don't get how you can claim that almost every aspect of the movie is "stupid", yet you still rave about the performances. I really don't see how the plot is stupid. It makes sense in the context of the film. Time travel, black holes as they are presented in the film, etc may not be realistic but this is a ****in' Star Trek movie. Why the hell would, or should, everything in this movie be realistic? I am not saying that you made this point, I'm just ranting.
 
And then you called me condescending.

How very reasonable of you.

No offense Bass, the shoes fit, you need to admit you're wearing them, and seem to enjoy the fit.
 
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Let's all settle down now. I think everyone's being a little too condescending right now.

Back on topic:

I still can't get over the jaw-dropping awesome that is this Star Trek movie. Like... I might see it another two times this week, since i have the time to do so.
 
As you say, I didn't say "realistic". In fact, I pointed out that while a instantaneously disappearing Vulcan may be "realistic", the gradually collapsing Vulcan is awesome.

What I mean is... okay. Here's an example of the stupidity of the movie. Just one of many, but it's a good one. To my mind, it kinda showcases the entire movie in one scene.

At the end of the movie, Spock has crashed the future ship with the red matter into the Romulan ship and it's collapsing into a black hole.

Kirk, in a crowning moment of awesome, offers Nero humanitarian aid, and Nero, marvelously, refuses it. Kirk then, nonchalantly, is fine with Nero dying a horrible, horrible death.

This is all very good.

Then, in a crowning moment of stupidity, Kirk fires all the weapons on the Enterprise at the Romulan ship. The ship is being destroyed by a black hole. What the hell is firing on it going to do? It's as if Kirk doesn't want a black hole taking the credit. Or maybe he doesn't want Spock taking the credit. I don't know.

As a result of this bizarre stupidity, the Enterprise is, as expected, caught in the grip of the black hole. An unnecessary moment of false jeopardy is created and the only way to escape is to eject the warp core. They do this, even though the black hole is designed to swallow supernovas, it somehow blasts them to safety.

It is just stupid. And, I think, after ejecting the warp core, they warp away (though, I may remember that last bit wrong).

See what I mean? You have this cool awesome character moment, and then for no reason, the characters act stupid so that they can have a chase scene. It's contrived. The whole movie is.

There's no reason for it. I understand the need for a dramatic escape from the black hole. It's kind of an obligatory scene for the movie. Plus, the ship's cracking glass was really, really cool.

What I don't get is WHY they had to go to such lengths to get the Enterprise "trapped". There were multiple opportunities besides the stupid one that they took.

1 - One drop of red matter creates a black hole that eats a supernova. An entire beach ball of the stuff just exploded. Make the black hole HUGE. As in, the Enterprise can't see any damn stars.

2 - The Romulan ship's shields prevent transport. Pike and Kirk are still on the ship when the black hole happens. The black hole prevents transport. The Enterprise has to rescue Pike and Kirk while in a black hole.

3 - Spock hits an emotional fever pitch when he realises that the black hole is a portal into the past and comes to the logical conclusion that if they go into the black hole, much like the future ships did, they could come out just a few days ago and save Vulcan. In fact, he's already calculated how they can stop Nero from destroying the Kelvin by leaving the black hole at a key specific moment. Too late and they'll miss their deadline by years. Maybe it's Kirk's idea. Anyway, they try. And Nero stops them with his dying breath, by delaying them that crucial second. Now, in close to the center of the black hole and out of options, they try to escape or are plunged are thousand years into the past.

That's just one example, but the film is filled with them. It's horribly contrived and lacking any substance or consistency.

I'll post a fuller review at some other point.
 
That's just one example, but the film is filled with them. It's horribly contrived and lacking any substance or consistency.

I can understand being upset with some of the missed opportunities, or when they go for the cinematic moment rather than the sensical path. Those are valid complaints... Though I am not sure I agree.

I definitely don't think you can say that a handful of these moments makes a film whose purpose was to establish these characters "horribly contrived".

And how can you say it had NO substance. The whole point of the movie was the birth of a great friendship. Kirk and Spock. That's where the story is. and that, of all the stories present, was riddled with meaning and substantive film making.

You might not like how it was achieved, but you can't just write the entire film off as generally and cavalierly as you just did.
 
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No offense Bass, the shoes fit, you need to admit you're wearing them, and seem to enjoy the fit.

You're confusing my being lucid with being condescending.

And "no offense" is not a carte blanche to compound dismissive insults.

Let's all settle down now. I think everyone's being a little too condescending right now.

Back on topic:

I still can't get over the jaw-dropping awesome that is this Star Trek movie. Like... I might see it another two times this week, since i have the time to do so.

Right. So I post a lucid response that tries to be explanatory because I'm aware I'm in the minority and that my viewpoint may need some explaining, yet somehow I'm condescending and need to settle down, but everyone can just go on and on about how jaw-droppingly awesome this new movie is.

"Discussion" my ***.

I can understand being upset with some of the missed opportunities, or when they go for the cinematic moment rather than the sensical path. Those are valid complaints... Though I am not sure I agree.

I definitely don't think you can say that a handful of these moments makes a film whose purpose was to establish these characters "horribly contrived".

And how can you say it had NO substance. The whole point of the movie was the birth of a great friendship. Kirk and Spock. That's where the story is. and that, of all the stories present, was riddled with meaning and substantive film making.

You might not like how it was achieved, but you can't just write the entire film off as generally and cavalierly as you just did.

At what point did my posts make you think I was being cavalier? Probably the same ones that made Skotti think I'm being condescending. I give up.

I gave an example of the film being contrived - there are more. I said the movie has no substance because it is shallow. Kirk and Spock's friendship is not born in the movie, nor is it great. Future Spock simply says it will be and the characters at the end seem to just "get on". Their friendship is never tested, nor is it acted upon beyond a casual, professional friendship. Kirk seemed to have a deeper friendship with Sulu and Bones than he did with Spock. In fact, the film makes the point that they will ONE DAY become great friends, but today all they have is a mutual tolerance for one another. They've just accepted one another. They are not great friends.

Anyhow, I'm going to sleep. When I wake up tomorrow, I can discover all sorts of wondrous new posts that complain at me for being something I'm not.

All of a sudden, I'm the one being attacked by Trekkies for not liking Trek.

How ironic.
 
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Guys - all of you need to calm down. Some of you are overreacting for absolutely no reason. Some people will love this movie and some will hate it - we all have a right to post why. No one is trying to be intentionally condescending. It doesn't matter if you're a fan of Star Trek or not - we're all on the same side here, there's no need to be insulting or attacking each other because of their opinion.

This thread has just been pointless arguments for the last 3 or 4 pages now and it's ridiculous.
 
I'm with you Bass. I already said these people will blindly defend this movie against any critiscism.

My first post and a couple of others had complaints about the movie that don't have anything to do with continuity and they were equally dismissed just because I like old Star Trek.
 
Guys - all of you need to calm down. Some of you are overreacting for absolutely no reason. Some people will love this movie and some will hate it - we all have a right to post why. No one is trying to be intentionally condescending. It doesn't matter if you're a fan of Star Trek or not - we're all on the same side here, there's no need to be insulting or attacking each other because of their opinion.

This thread has just been pointless arguments for the last 3 or 4 pages now and it's ridiculous.
Seriously.

This thread is being very close to being closed down.
 
3 - Spock hits an emotional fever pitch when he realises that the black hole is a portal into the past and comes to the logical conclusion that if they go into the black hole, much like the future ships did, they could come out just a few days ago and save Vulcan. In fact, he's already calculated how they can stop Nero from destroying the Kelvin by leaving the black hole at a key specific moment. Too late and they'll miss their deadline by years. Maybe it's Kirk's idea. Anyway, they try. And Nero stops them with his dying breath, by delaying them that crucial second. Now, in close to the center of the black hole and out of options, they try to escape or are plunged a thousand years into the past.

Bass, can I please just say that is absolutely brilliant, and I am reeling over how I never even considered something even close to it.

Why the hell aren't you an author or a sceenwriter by now?
 
Guys - all of you need to calm down. Some of you are overreacting for absolutely no reason. Some people will love this movie and some will hate it - we all have a right to post why. No one is trying to be intentionally condescending. It doesn't matter if you're a fan of Star Trek or not - we're all on the same side here, there's no need to be insulting or attacking each other because of their opinion.

This thread has just been pointless arguments for the last 3 or 4 pages now and it's ridiculous.

If I came across as unduly argumentative I apologize. I am merely trying to discuss the movie. Debate is only natural in a forum like this.

I'm with you Bass. I already said these people will blindly defend this movie against any critiscism.

What do you mean "these people"? :)

Bass said:
3 - Spock hits an emotional fever pitch when he realises that the black hole is a portal into the past and comes to the logical conclusion that if they go into the black hole, much like the future ships did, they could come out just a few days ago and save Vulcan. In fact, he's already calculated how they can stop Nero from destroying the Kelvin by leaving the black hole at a key specific moment. Too late and they'll miss their deadline by years. Maybe it's Kirk's idea. Anyway, they try. And Nero stops them with his dying breath, by delaying them that crucial second. Now, in close to the center of the black hole and out of options, they try to escape or are plunged are thousand years into the past.

Just to clarify, do they know where they are going to go when they go through the black holes? And for that matter do they always end up in the same place? I was under the impression (maybe this is just me thinking something that was in no way presented in the movie) that when they go through the black holes they go to some random time and place. Therefore, even if they went through that black hole there wouldn't be any way of guaranteeing that they ended up in the past, thus allowing them to save Vulcan.

I will admit that there are some other interesting ways that they could have gone (and that I thought they might have gone), but didn't. I don't think these "what ifs?" should be held against the film though. It was solid for what it was, which was a solid reboot. I think alot of the themes that long time fans thought were missing may appear in sequels.
 
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Bass, for the first time in history, I want to kiss you, hug you and dance around a field with you, merrily.

Okay... so... I saw STAR TREK on Friday.

It was a stupid, vapid piece of nonsense.

That happened to be awesome.

Yes.

However... the movie looks fantastic. The camera whips and moves through space in a clear, yet disorientating fashion that is three-dimensional and evocative. The scenery and set design is brilliant, creating a very palpable feel of reality, while being completely serendipitous. Big chrome handles to go to warp. The Romulan mining ship, from its silhouette to its drill, was terrifyingly beautiful. The collapse of Vulcan was astounding.

Yes.

Then there's the actors. Yes, Pegg and Urban were great. Chekov was hysterical. Bana's Nero was oddly charming. Nimoy was pleasant. The rest were fun. But Chris Pine... well, we're all agreed the man was a show-stealer in this movie. He was unbelievably charismatic from start to finish.

YES.

2) This movie is so stupid in that it retcons all Star Trek ever... except ENTERPRISE. Who in their right ****ing mind thought that it's a good idea to retcon "The Best of Both Worlds" or "The Wrath of Khan" but leave "Broken Bow" and "The Communicator" as 'canon'? As it stands the Trek universe consists of this movie, and the one of the worst shows ever made. :arrgh:

MY GOD, YESSS!!!

This is my main problem with the 'active reboot onscreen' thing that I actually did think was pretty clever. The fact is, it still isn't the 'standard' Trek universe beforehand, though, because everyone on the USS Kelvin are wearing the Enterprise insignia (which didn't become the standard Starfleet Insignia until well after TOS).

Did I like it?

I honestly don't know. I'm conflicted. I hated it, and I really enjoyed it. I did both at the same time. If I could rate it, I'd rate is a 1/5 and a 4/5.

Take that for what it's worth.

I definitely did like it and I can tell you now that if I had never seen a film called Star Trek: First Contact when I was fourteen, I would definitely be spouting out the same "this movie is the best sci-fi I've ever seen!!!" and "Star Trek was lame before this" crap that everyone on the Internet is saying, now.

I'm just happy that it seems to be introducing people to the franchise. I was worried that people would now only be bothered with Abrams 'Power Rangers in Space' version, but they seem to actually have time for the original.
 
Bass, can I please just say that is absolutely brilliant, and I am reeling over how I never even considered something even close to it.

Why the hell aren't you an author or a sceenwriter by now?

That's kind of you, thank you.

If I came across as unduly argumentative I apologize. I am merely trying to discuss the movie. Debate is only natural in a forum like this.

You weren't being unduly argumentative at all.

Just to clarify, do they know where they are going to go when they go through the black holes? And for that matter do they always end up in the same place? I was under the impression (maybe this is just me thinking something that was in no way presented in the movie) that when they go through the black holes they go to some random time and place. Therefore, even if they went through that black hole there wouldn't be any way of guaranteeing that they ended up in the past, thus allowing them to save Vulcan.

Well, in Trek 4, Spock is able to calculate the way in which the Enterprise could slingshot around the sun to end up in a specific point in space-time.

I think here, Spock would do the same. I mean, if it's more exciting he only knows when and not where, that's fine. But I think he knows both.

But I actually felt, when thinking the idea, that he might be lying to himself and just grabbing onto hope. I mentioned that Spock hit an emotional peak - Spock at this moment is almost incoherent with hysteria trying to explain this to Kirk. Bones thinks Spock is completely insane to suggest it. Kirk is a daredevil and is willing to try it anyway. My thinking would be that after Nero messes them up, Spock would continue to promote the idea that it could still work and Kirk finally learns some element of mature responsibility and what it is to face a no-win situation and mounts an escape attempt from the black hole.

So, Spock either knows both, doesn't know both, knows one or the other. Whatever makes it more exciting.

I will admit that there are some other interesting ways that they could have gone (and that I thought they might have gone), but didn't. I don't think these "what ifs?" should be held against the film though. It was solid for what it was, which was a solid reboot. I think alot of the themes that long time fans thought were missing may appear in sequels.

This is a valid point - you can't criticize a film for what you wished it was as opposed to what it is. There were a number of things I wished it was, and it wasn't, but I don't hold it against it. I'm not digging the conceptual decisions of the film, but I tried to enjoy it for what it was and when I criticize it, I criticize what was there.

For example, I don't think needed a retcon at all. I think a total reboot, a new Trek, works fine. Yet they did a retcon anyway. And I think the film suffers for it. Not because the retcon is a bad idea or that I hate it or anything, but because the expositional complexity to do the retcon is detrimental to the film's structure and cohesiveness.

By the same token, I'm not changing the plot with my suggestions for the alternate ending, but rather altering plot points in the ending to point out that they didn't use the storytelling resources that they themselves put into the script, and thereby making a point about how the film is poorly designed.

I know it may seem like I'm splitting hairs, but there is a big difference between saying "The black hole scene could work like this" without adding any new elements to the film and saying something like, "This film would've been better if they had remade the Best of Both Worlds". Does that make sense?

Bass, for the first time in history, I want to kiss you, hug you and dance around a field with you, merrily.

Thanks.

MY GOD, YESSS!!!

This is my main problem with the 'active reboot onscreen' thing that I actually did think was pretty clever. The fact is, it still isn't the 'standard' Trek universe beforehand, though, because everyone on the USS Kelvin are wearing the Enterprise insignia (which didn't become the standard Starfleet Insignia until well after TOS).

Well, ENTERPRISE looks different even though it's a prequel. Same for Phantom Menace. Set design can alter and still be 'in continuity'. It's a given by the audience; "It's 2009, it's okay if you don't make it look like everything's made out of polyester and cardboard."

I assumed, at first, it wasn't a retcon because Romulus never exploded. Someone pointed out that 130 years into the future is actually AFTER the last episode of Voyager and Nemesis and it IS a retcon and I just shook my head and wondered "why?"

I definitely did like it and I can tell you now that if I had never seen a film called Star Trek: First Contact when I was fourteen, I would definitely be spouting out the same "this movie is the best sci-fi I've ever seen!!!" and "Star Trek was lame before this" crap that everyone on the Internet is saying, now.

I'm just happy that it seems to be introducing people to the franchise. I was worried that people would now only be bothered with Abrams 'Power Rangers in Space' version, but they seem to actually have time for the original.

I don't think that will be a problem. I got into Trek with GENERATIONS and just a couple of years back discovered the original series which blew me away with the sheer craftsmanship it had. Even the stupidest episodes were classics. I'm sure that'll be the same for others.
 
I actually have the first Star Trek movie coming to me in the mail, followed by Wrath of Khan and the first season of the original series. :)
 

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