Law & Order: UC Episode 5

Seven days ago

Compound was in the forensic room alone. He was trying to get the tape to work, but couldn't figure out such old school technology.

Compound: I no understand, how does this fit into CD player?

After a few more fruitful tries, he decided he needed help, and went to the one person in the building he thought could figure out the technology, or make something that could help him out.

He found that person, Ult. Spider Fan (known as USF from here on out).

USF was surrounded by cardboard and glue in his workstation. He worked on making gadgets and other knickknacks for the police force to use to punish the criminal underbelly of New York.

And he liked to make them.

Compound: Hep
USF: What?
Compound: I need hep
USF: I really have no clue what your saying man, you wanna try out my new gadget.

He handed Compound huge fist like object.

USF: Dude, we could use this to punch people out and stuff, it be awesome.

Compound rolled his eyes, and handed USF a tape.

USF: Whoa man, it's a tape. You want me to have this.
Compound: I need you to pray this
USF: Pray it?
Compound: PRAY IT!
USF: Pray it?
Compound: PRAY IT!
USF: Pray it?
Compound: PRAY IT!
USF: Pray it?

Compound threw the fist on the ground, and picked up a pen. He wrote "play it" on a random scrap of cardboard.

USF: Oh, why didn't you say that man?
Compound: I rid.
USF: Rid?

After a few more frustrating minutes, USF played the tape. Compound, by the end of it, was crying. Taking the tape, he made a bee-line for OurChair.

OurChair was in the process of running the body around the building. He believed just because someone is dead doesn't mean they should let their body go. He handed OurChair the tape after catching up with him.

OurChair: Wow, this is some old piece of technology.
Compound: It has E shooting GMonkey.
OurChair: Whose GMonkey?
Compound: No idea.
OurChair: Alright, let's take this to E then, see what he has to say about it. But tomorrow, it's getting aroudn quitting time.
Compound: So...cow pie?
OurChair: Sound's good to me.

They walked off, leaving the dead body of GMaster on the sidewalk of the building.
 
LOL, it's like I was blowing off Bass. Man, do I really come across as that abusive? *slaps Houde around* ..uh...sorry, reflex
 
Actually, that was a typo by me, I didn't even notice me and Bass asked you the same question.

In other news, this is not forgetten about. Having little to no internet access at home, and when I do have it, using it to search for jobs, I'm not having enough time to update this.

Hopefully, this changes soon.
 
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To return Monday, and one full day worth of action

Watch

Ice shoot Nigma!

See

Ultimate Gambit throw a hissy fit

And!

Hilter on ice!

All in the next installment of Law & Order Episode five

W00T!
 
Six Days Ago

Ice was frantic. He couldn't believe what happened, or how anyone could let it happen. GMaster's body was gone. Missing.

And E said it was him and Nigma's job to find it.

Well, he yelled it alot.

With spittle.

In fact, Nigma was still wiping the spittle off his face, twenty minutes alter.

Nigma: Who knew that guy had so much spit in his mouth.
Ice: That's not the point, we need to find the body.

They were sitting in their squad car, at a red light. Suddenly a gust of wind blew past them.

Nigma: MAN! That guy just ran a red light! Forget the body, let's ticket him!
Ice: ON IT!

Ice pulls out his gun, and slaps the light on the roof of the car.

Nothing moves.

Nigma: Ice, you're driving. You need to step on the pedal to get this bucket moving.
Ice: OH! My bad!

And they were off.

----
Ultimate Gambit was pissing Bass off. For the most part, he did nothing, just standing there, in the middle of a donut shop, humming to himself.

Houde: What is he doing?
Bass: Pissing me off
Houde: Other than that.
Bass: When you went to the bathroom, he said he needed to synch up with the place, become one with the joint and all.
Houde: Oh, so why is this pissing you off?
Bass: He said he Loebendis
Houde: HA!

Ultimate Gambit stood there, and then he threw his head back. Slowly he turned and looked at Bass and Houde.

Ultimate Gambit: Take me to the crime scene
Houde: We where going too, but you said you were hungry
Ultimate Gambit: I was, but no longer. Knowing what E did has made me sick.
Bass: And E wants this guy? Man, he's a nutjob.
Ultimate Gambit: I may be, but what does that make you?
Bass: Sane
Houde: Sure your sane Nexus, let's go

Bass stood still for a second

Bass: I AM THE NEXUS!

The patrons in the donut shop ignore him.

Most likely because he does it everyday.

----

After an exciting car chase, in which Ice and Nigma pulled over another police car, they returned to the 82nd precinct, to avoid E, they went to the SWAT team. There stood two other people, Victor Von Doom, and Synch.

VVD: Don't you notice how my initials look like a sexual transmitted disease?
Synch: No I didn't, odd man.

Nigma and Ice walk in. Immediately Ice gets two sets of evil eyes.

VVD: Nig
Synch: Nig....what's with the Crackah?
Nigma: I told him to wait outside.
Ice: I love crackers those. Hey, you got any.
VVD: Honkey
Ice: You guys have a donkey too! That's awesome!
Nigma: Ice, can you please wait outside. I need to talk to my friends.
Ice: But I'm your friend too
Nigma: OUTSIDE!

So Ice went outside to play with his gun. He practiced drawing it a few times.

One time to many

BANG!
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Rhyo entered E's office

Rhyo: Hello E
E: Hello Rhyo

A pause

E: Get laid lately?
Rhyo: Kill any reporters lately?
E: Touche
Rhyo: Orders from above, I'm here to relinguish your control over these puppets.
E: What?
Rhyo: They fired you E

For once, E didn't explode, he simply leaned back in his chair.

E: So, whose the replacement till this thing clears up?

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Ice: Sorry about that fellas. It's okay, the bullet didn't hit anything, right?

Ice stuck his head inside, and saw VVd and Synch looking at him.
VVD: Hate crime

Nigma was on the ground.

Nigma: WHY! WHY DID YOU SHOOT OFF MY PINKY TOE!

---

The station was in a state of disarray, because of one man screaming for joy

One man screaming for excitement.

One man who has recently been instated as Police Chief.

Manwithoutfear screamed.

Like a little school girl.

MWoF: I'M THE BOSS! FINALLY! BEWARE n00bS!
 
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LOL, this is priceless!! I was laughing sooooo hard I snorted x.x



I AM THE NEXUS!! LMAO
 
Oh god I'm so happy its back.


That alst line had my rolling, and I'm in the middle of class. CAN'T WAIT TILL NEXT TIME!
 
Ultimate Houde said:
No, Manwithoutfear is, I thought the last line made that clear.

You shall be annoyed though.
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I suppose I should read the last part last, instead of first.
 
Hahahahaha!

I would do something like forget that Im driving not running, and accidentally do something bad. Happens all the time! :lol:

But I'm not white! I'm no crackah!

But if anyone has any, I'm quite hungry.
 
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Ice said:
Hahahahaha!

I would do something like forget that Im driving not running, and accidentally do something bad. Happens all the time! :lol:

But I'm not white! I'm no crackah!

But if anyone has any, I'm quiet hungry.
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I've got some silent noodles.
 
Five days ago

The news wasn't taken too well. People were up in flames about the promotion of Manwithoutfear to Police chief of the 82nd precinct. Bu the couldn't be all bad, he did fire Hawkeye101 and Orson Scott Card as his first action. He promised more change, and that was the talk of the troop this morning.

Skotti: I don't like being his secretary
Houde: Why?
Skotti: Cause, he looks at me like I'm a piece of candy
Houde: I do that too
Skotti: But your gay, it doesn't matter
Houde: BASS!
BAss: What, you are? By the way, tonight, wear those sexy panties I like.
Houde: I hate all of you.
Skotti: So anyways, Nigma is doing okay in the hospital
Bass: Still can't believe Ice put a shot through his foot.
Skotti: Yea, VVD was so pissed.
Houde: Bass, where's Ultimate Gambit?
Bass: Nowhere.

The closet makes some noises.

Bass: Come on Houde, let's go see the boss.
Houde: Skotti, let Ultimate Gambit out of the closet.
Skotti: You should come out of the closet.
Houde: I hate you too

The wander into the Office of MWoF.

The look on in horror.

The entire office is framed pictures of Manwithoutfear posing. They are all closeups of his face. And they are all smiling.

Houde: I see you've decorated.
MWoF: Talking back to me? TALKING BACK TO ME?
Houde: I was?
Bass: He was complementing you
MWoF: You were complementing me? YOU WERE COMPLEMENTING ME?
Houde: Stop it?
MWoF: YOU'RE TELLING ME TO STOP?
Bass: Um...okay...we're going to go investigate the murder of GMaster now
MWoF: GET OUT OF OFFICE N00BS!

Spittle was now covering both cops.

Houde: Okay
MWoF: YOU AGREEING WITH ME?
Houde: stop the yelling!
MWoF: CAN'T TAKE THE PRESSURE!
Houde: I'm so confused. Why are you yelling at me? WHY?
MWoF: GET OUT!
Houde: I was trying, but you kept yelling at me!
MWoF: YOU'RE FIRED!

A pause

Houde: What?
MWoF: YOU'RE BOTH FIRED!
Bass: What?

Houde and Bass look at each other, then at MWoF.

Houde: I'll take that as a lapse in judgement my friend
Bass: We'll get back on the case.
 
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