Present Day- Yeah, so I skipped two days worth of useless funny material, get over it. I'm never going to do them either. Nothing much happened to them on those days. Bass dreamed about Famke, Houde *****ed about th emess people where leaving in his apartment, Hawkeye101 continuned to watch th edead body Ultimate Bigby told him too, and Ultimate Gambit found supreme evidence against Ultimate Bigby.
Like I said.
Nothing much happened, anyways
PRESENT!
Ultimate Gambit: WAIT, I HAVE EVIDENCE THAT WILL CLEAR HIM!
The assembled crowd turns around.
DIrishB: Wow, this is better than my soaps...
DJF: Well, I'm all ears, what is it?
Ultimate Gambit: Someone take Nigma, he still has no balance. Took me forever to get him over here.
Ice stands up to take Nigma, and when Ultimate Gambit switches Nigma's weight over to Ice, Ice falters, and both of them fall to the ground.
Nigma: If I broke my leg whitey, I'm...
Ice: I'M NOT WHITE!
Nigma: Your not? Could have fooled me. Let me sit down, I want to see this.
Ultimate Gambit strod towards the judge.
Ultimate Gambit: Judge, I'm sure you can smell it, and that's where the clue is. Everyone started smelling, suddenly, Houde paled. He looked over at ORson Scott Card.
Houde: Oh god, he's dead...and he's touching me!
He shot of the seat, making puking noises.
Ultimate Gambit: Excatly, Hawkeye101, can you tell us what Orson Scott's Card real name is?
Hawkeye101: I don't now. Some guy on the street told me to watch this dead body. I figured it was my friend Orson, he was killed you no.
Bass: Um...Hawkeye101, he was transferred, not killed.
Hawkeye101: Oh....so who is this guy? And he's dead, I let him sleep in my bed....we cuddled.
Houde: That just made me sick...
Everyone ignored the spalshing noises.
Houde: Puke free since 93 is so gone now...
Nurhachi: So wait, Ultimate Gambit, is this the body of GMaster?
Ultimate Gambit Yes it is.
MWoF: What's the body got to do with it though?
Ultimate Gambit: Check the pocket...
ProjectX2 reached forward, and took out a note from his pocket. On it was a To Do list, Buy Groceries, Take the Dog out for a Walk, Frame E...
ProjectX2: Hold the phone, Ourchair, Compound, who in tarnation did you miss this when you checked the body.
Ourchair: I'm Asian.
Compound: I no speakie Engrish.
Ourchair: That's our excuse, discriminator
Compound: Yeah, discriminator.
ProjectX2: That works, I guess.
The note gets handed to the judge, who looks at it warily.
Ultimate Gambit: This proves nothing though, what makes the clincher, is what I now. Ultimate Bigby, I know you are here, stand up!
Ultimate Bigby stood up.
Ultimate Gambit Care to tell us something Bigby? Or should I call you DOC COMIC!
A collective gasp goes through the courtroom.
Slimjim: Hot damn, that is whack!
Ultimate Bigby ripped off his mask to reveal a Doc Comic. He had a crazy look in his eyes.
Doc Comic: How did you know?
Ultimate Gambit: The clues where in front of me, that day when Bass and Houde came get me to investigate the case, there was Whopper wrappers all over the floor. I know Ultimate Bigby doesn't eat Whoppers, being a vegetarian that he is, cause he's smart, and plus he was on vacation in Brazil. Then DIrishB mentioned to me how he kicked Doc Comic out of his bungalow.
DIrishB: I did
Ultimate Gambit: Yes, yesterday, one of the days Houde never wrote and are his plot holes.
DIrishB: Oh...
Ultimate Gambit: I knew something was up. But, I could never figure out why he would try to frame E by murdering GMaster.
Doc Comic: So much for being smart, well then Mr. Ultimate Gambit, let me tell you why I did it! It was because of the humiliation I felt for failing my entrance exams to the police force, so I knew to get in, I needed to get one of you guys out!
E: You framed me for murder to simply become a policeman?
Doc Comic: I DID! BUWHAHAHAHHA!
E: Wow, diabolicle. Wait till I get my gun back.
DJF: Baliaf, arrest this man!
Suddenly, Doc Comic was gone, instead was a man wearing a fake cod's head.
Bass: Doc, we know that is you.
Doc Comic: No it's not, it's me, Cosmic Cod!
Bass: Hiding behind an anagram I see..
Houde leans forward to whisper in Bass' ear.
Houde: There is no S in Doc Comic.
Bass: I AM THE NEXUS! THERE IS NOW AN 'S' IN DOC'S NAME!
Doc Comics: You saw through my disguise, but one day, I SHALL HAVE MY REVENGE!
E: Against who, yourself? You ****ed this up, not us.
Doc Comics: DAMN YOU!
DJF: Glad this is over with, time to go camping.
Ultimate Gambit: Wait judge, but I do have evidence that E did do something.
DJF: And what is that private dick. Heheheh, I said Private and dick.
Ultimate Gambit: That he commited the murder of JFK!
E: I wasn't even born yet you freak!
Ultimate Gambit: HE THREATENED ME!
Doc Comic: NIO JAIL CAN HOLD ME
Houde: I'M GONNA RALPH AGAIN!
As the scene degenrated into chaos, the camera pulls back out a window, and in front of the courthouse stood PAndrio, playing his keyboard for money. He pauses, and looks up in the camera.
Pandrio: Thhhaaaattttt'sssss aaaalllll fooooolllllkkkkkksssss!!!!!!!!
DUN DUN
