You guys are going to hate this idea even more, but I was thinking today and I decided what they really should've done with the new theme. They should've done a rap song.
James Bond drives expensive cars, hangs out with beautiful girls, and is generally just the epitome of the sophisticated badass. He's already living in a giant, expensive rap video.
I'm absolutely convinced it would work.
Thanks to the magic of sampling, Kanye West practically already did it a few years ago.
They could get Jay-Z to do it. He's one of the few rappers who can look convincingly sophisticated and classy and would know how to do it right. Get a composer to make sure the music has an appropriately Bond tone and pick a singer to do the hook. Alicia Keys isn't bad. Even though she couldn't get her **** together well enough to write a song, Amy Winehouse's voice might add an appropriately nostalgic sound to work as a counterpoint.
I'm liking this idea so much that I'm thinking they should've done something like this instead of the Jack White song. (Though I'm fine with that one.) Maybe for the next Bond movie. Even though I have little respect for the people who were doing Bond songs in the 80s (Duran Duran...), at least they were relevant to the time period. There's nothing relevant about boring dad rock from people who no one has cared about since the mid-90s.
And if you disagree with me, UZ A RASIST CRACKA YO!!1