UPDATED FOR
VACANCY:
1. GRINDHOUSE 10/10 I've noticed how those of you who were all jazzed up after seeing it for the first time are ranking it a bit lower in retrospect. I don't know if it's just the bad reception it ended up getting but I don't really understand it. I saw this on opening day and I still get all giddy and adrenaline-ized when I think about it. I seriously love Grindhouse. I wish all the idiots who neglected to see it could be strapped to a chair, "Clockwork Orange" style and be forced to watch it. I'd still say that it might just be the most purely entertaining movie I've ever seen.
2. HOT FUZZ 9/10 Funniest movie I've seen so far this year. Great cast, great story, great humor, great fun. Everything that I hoped it to be. I can't wait for the next Wright/Pegg/Frost production.
3. ZODIAC 9/10 An excellent, excellent film. One of David Fincher's best. Though the length had me a bit restless, I thought the only point where it really felt "slow" was about the middle thirty minutes or so. It may be my huge, pre-existing interest in the Zodiac case, but I thought the whole thing was just riveting (A totally cliche word to describe a movie with, but I can't help it). And the performances were great. I see a lot of Oscar nominations coming for this. I would consider this and the rest of the top three to be the only seriously
great films I've seen so far this year.
4. TRANSFORMERS 8/10 Everything you could want from a good action film. Explosions, humor, and FIGHTING TRANSFORMING ROBOTS OMG! It was great to be surprised by a movie that I didn't have very high hopes for.
5. THE SIMPSONS MOVIE 8/10 Surprisingly good. Not as good as the better seasons of the show, but I definitely laughed through the whole movie. It felt like a good, long episode of The Simpsons, and that's good enough.
6. 300 8/10 Highly enjoyable, but not as much as I expected. Excellent fight scenes and special effects, and definitely a classic "man movie". I only wish I could have seen it in the theater, where I'm sure it was much more enjoyable...
7. 28 WEEKS LATER 7.5/10 As I've said before, 28 Days Later was a great film, but 28 Weeks Later was a great zombie film. They did a very effective job of building up the intensity to levels that the original only hit once or twice.
*8. DISTURBIA 7.5 Pretty good, actually. A nice mixture of humor and intrigue, and one of the better teen movies to come out in a while. Shia Labeouf was entertaining and somehow the Rear Window premise hasn't lost it greatness, despite how many times it's been copied/parodied. My only complaint would be that it spends a little too much time with the teen movie set-up and speeds through the serious mystery parts in the second half of the movie too quickly.
9. PAN'S LABYRINTH 7.5/10 A sweet, sad little fairy tale. Some great and truly creepy special effects and a story that effectively mixes magic with reality. It also had some of the most realistic "violence effects" that I've ever seen in a movie. I didn't know that they could make someone having their face crushed in look that realistic.
10. HARRY POTTER AND THE ORDER OF THE PHEONIX 7.5/10 A good adaptation of the book, which I was properly psyched for since I had started reading Book 7 a day before I saw it. The battle between Dumbledore and Voldemort was excellent.
11. AQUA TEEN HUNGER FORCE MOVIE FILM INTENDED ONLY FOR THEATERS 7/10 It was decent, but nothing special. Essentially, a pretty funny 90-minute episode of the show. It was probably hurt by the opening sequence (with the heavy-metal movie theater food song), which had me laughing hysterically and set the bar a little too far for the movie to top again.
*12. VACANCY 6.5/10 Not much to say, really. It wasn't
terrible, but it wasn't great either. A mildly entertaining horror/suspense flick. About what I was expecting. Sidenote: Luke Wilson is incapable of producing any emotion other than calm, laidback-ness. Try as he might, I don't think he has the ability to actually get angry and/or scared.
13. SPIDER-MAN 3 5/10 Disappointing. While I didn't hate it as much as others, and definitely had it's good parts, it didn't even come close to matching Spider-Man 2. The plot was oddly paced and structured, the story was too crowded, and it was just too damn silly for it's own good. It was just too disjointed to feel like a real, full movie. Very disappointing.
14. GHOST RIDER 2/10 Blech. I fell asleep about 45 minutes in. I woke up 15 minutes from the end but decided that I really didn't want to rewind and watch what I missed.
15. THE HILLS HAVE EYES 2 1/10 Blech times two. My cousin foisted the DVD upon me and I decided to watch it for some reason. Just kind of a boring, gross mess. Though I got a good laugh thinking about how they played this at a theater instead of "The Last Mimzy" accidentally, considering the opening scene, in which a woman has a bloody, mutant baby violently torn out of her. Those poor kids.
All this talk about upcoming movies has inspired me to totally rip off DSF. So,
UPCOMING MOVIES THAT I PLAN ON SEEING:
SUPERBAD, August 17 - I'm seeing it tomorrow. *can't wait*
THE INVASION, August 17 - It's getting terrible reviews, but my sister says she wants to see it...
HALLOWEEN, August 31 - Rob Zombie has (at least once) proved himself to be a good director and I'm actually starting to get excited for this.
SHOOT 'EM UP, September 7 - I can't help but be interested in a movie where Clive Owen delivers a baby in the middle of a gunfight. In the first scene.
BEOWULF, November 16 - Most definitely.
I AM LEGEND, December 14 - I like the premise (I may have to read the book before I see it) and it looks damn interesting. I just hope it isn't as dumb/corny as the usual Will Smith movie.
Aw, maaan!
But seriously, it's still a helluva great film and I'm looking forward to the day the Weinsteins realize that the only way they are gonna make money off of the movie is if they release the film on DVD in its original presentation.
Until then, no Grindhouse for me.
I don't know why they can't just do some type of special limited edition DVD. Who is it going to hurt? I'm holding out some kind of thin hope that Rodriguez and Tarantino will combine their money and persuasive efforts and get a DVD released.
Planet-Man said:
I read the book back in April on Doc Comic's recommendation. I'm looking forward to this a lot. The fact that it supposedly deviates a lot from the book is balanced by the fact that it's a badass Will Smith action movie.
Yeah, I'm looking forward to I Am Legend, though I usually avoid Will Smith action movie like the bubonic plague.
Yep. And even in that regard, they managed to work in a surprising amount of the basic thoughts and philosophical themes of Asimov's collected works to give it the same flavour, plot and character wise.
Yes, they especially captured the rampant product placement that was so prevalent in the source material. Very faithful.