Weird Dreams

Last night I dreamt that my friend and his girlfriend went to University on the Moon. I have never felt such envy.

It was a completely realistic portrayal of the Moon, though, and all the students had to go through full space-program training to get there.
 
Last night I dreamed that my grandmother was a real party girl in her youth. I mean binge-drinking, dance clubs, cursing like a sailor, etc. She went through some mid-life crisis thing and started acting exactly like she did in her youth. I managed to convince her this was a bad idea, mostly because her body couldn't handle alcohol at her age. And then her car sunk into quicksand for some reason.

Also, I watched this TV crossover between Ben 10 and Supreme Power.* I woke up before it finished, but it involved Ben getting an evil girlfriend who was an Internet-based lifeform and mind-controlled everyone she came in contact with.

*I don't even watch or read either of these. How does this happen? Darn you, subconcious!
 
I had a dream involving Me, ProjectX2 and Doom.

We were all in a hotel room in India, where we got into various antics. At one point, ProjectX2 made Doom get another room because he was mad that Doom kept bringing back various dogs. Doom eventually got kicked out of that room, but somehow made it back into ours.

I also had various family members show up, and we where partying. There was a baby involved, that I saved from drowning because the mother was stupid. Other various adventures including us trying to find a bowling alley, the hotel room we were in flooding and the three of us wrangling a baby elephant.

Fun times were had by all.
 
ultimate houde said:
i had a dream involving me, projectx2 and doom.

We were all in a hotel room in india, where we got into various antics. At one point, projectx2 made doom get another room because he was mad that doom kept bringing back various dogs. Doom eventually got kicked out of that room, but somehow made it back into ours.

I also had various family members show up, and we where partying. There was a baby involved, that i saved from drowning because the mother was stupid. Other various adventures including us trying to find a bowling alley, the hotel room we were in flooding and the three of us wrangling a baby elephant.

Fun times were had by all.
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Last night I dreamed about this sort of fairy tale medival kingdom. A fairy gives the king a constantly renewing fireworks explosion, so small you can hold it in the palm of your hand. It eventually starts getting bigger and bigger until it destroys the enitire kingdom. You can still see the fireworks going well after the kingdom's been destroyed.
 
Couple nights ago I had this dream I went to get a killer and so I was hiding in a room. Then he came in and stabbed me in the arm three times with a letter opener, though I didn't really feel it. After that, all I remember is hitting him once and then waking up.
 
I had another flying dream the other night. Not much to it; I just showed people how I can fly. In my dreams it always takes an immense amount of concentration and effort. It starts by me jumping, higher and higher. I was also freaking everyone out because I was carrying my 4 month old baby.
 
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I had another flying dream the other night. Not much to it; I just showed people how I can fly. In my dreams it always takes an immense amount of concentration and effort. It starts by me jumping, higher and higher. I was also freaking everyone out because I was carrying my 4 month old baby.
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At least you're a better dad than Superman.
 
So I had a weird as dream earlier that has a combination of several things that connect in a very oddly logical way. So the basic premise of the entire is from Afro Samurai the battle for number 1 and 2 headbands. So I was in a samurai sword fight which is always awesome but this time I could almost feel the blade flying pass my ear. I really felt like my life was in danger. Eventually the guy I was fight pretty much ends up in a draw where one wrong move one of us dies. Lucky I had a robotic female assistant who tip the scales in my favor and force the guy to surrender. So I got the number 2 headband and go after number 1.

So apparently I've been inside a spacecraft the whole time and everything now looks like we're in a SNES game. I'm suddenly Luke Skywalker with a lightsaber fighting some guy with an obsession with star trek and we're fighting in a room that's a replica of the enterprise bridge. Suddenly I'm Mario fighting Browser's, the style change to a 3d game. So now the ship is about to eject the bridge where Browser retreats to. Once I get there I find Peach is held hostage and were one minute from the room breaking off. So just get tired of all this so I force push Browser through this elastic window which I was able to pull back together before being suck out into space. So I get the number 1 headband and get peach who says "Mario you saved me" and I'm like "***** shut up we got to go" We get out of the section before it ejects. Peach and Luigi reunite and I'm all sad. So now apparently for some reason we have to fight over the number1 headband. But I said he already defeated me in the battle for Peach's heart (Seriously, the cheesiest thing my mind has ever even thought of, I feel sick thinking about it). So I give him the headband saying I'll take number 2 to protect him while he rules the world and gets the girl (dick). So now I can't find it. That's when I woke up.

WTF?
 
I dreamed last night there was this genius inventor/industrialist. He has just died, and a committee of his closest friends and associates have gathered together a group of geniuses (myself among them) to see who will become his successor. Among them them is this kid named Non, who is the favorite of the committee. There's also this girl named Rita who no one pays attention to, and this sort of whiny kid named Skeeter. We enter his mansion/factory, which is maintained by these animatronic falcons. They are extremely literal, and I found them really creepy. They also act as security for the place. Trouble is, their range of responses to situations is extremely limited, so they proceed to attack us for not speaking in thees and thous. They kill one guy, and Non gets angry and summons several ghosts to attack them. Rita runs away to divert their attention, and we're left with their leader, a terminator-like robot called Noun. Non tricks him into an elevator and cuts the cable, and Noun is sent plummeting to the bottom of the complex. I learn some more about Non. He's been trained since birth to be the replacement of the inventor/industrialist, and he has a crush on one of the female commitee members. Also, he's the reincarnation of Adolf Hitler. (Yeah, that threw me.) We decide to take a break by watching a basketball game in the built in gymnasium. During the game, Non tries to hit on the female commitee member. I learn that Noun is still functioning. As part of his programming, Noun dosen't like to let people see him. I interpret this as a sign that he's going to try and kill everyone by collapsing the building, and I order everyone to evacuate. everyone starts leaving the factory, and I see Noun again, disguised as a train conductor. (That also threw me.) He explains that he dosen't particularly mind people seeing him, because "everyone who saw me and then some will be dead within the hour anyway." The dream ends with Noun calmly reentering the mansion/factory.
 
I had a dream last night which involved a ghost moving my bed to another position and I couldn't go to sleep because of it.
 
Last night, I dreamed I was this amnesic man with the ability to breathe fire. I go to this massive hotel where I decide to stay for a while. The hotel is run by this mute man with a talking dog on his shoulder. My roommates are this aloof jerk named Mike, these prankster twins, and this friendly girl named Erika who happens to be a martial artist. (All of them like to cosplay.) Also living in the hotel are the videogame characters Kirby and Dr. Eggman, a timid hippotamus girl, and this billionaire lady who spends her time whining about the state of the videogame industry.

It turns out my roommates are a part of this contest thing, and they ask me to help out. They have to complete a series of challenges. One of them is to form a human ladder to get to the top of a skyscraper.They begin by summoning up a mob of people, and using them to start the human ladder, people climber over each other to get higher like fire ants. We're about halfway up when I notice one of the people (who happens to be one of my best friends in real life) is about to fall, so I jump out of the ladder to save his life. The guy is saved, but the human ladder collapses, and everyone blames me for it.

Later on, this beuatiful red-haired lady is checking into the hotel, and she sends the hippotamus girl some flowers. I notice they're ticking and realize it's a bomb. I successfully get rid of it, but everyone blames me for it.

It turns out the beautiful red-haired lady is actually the Devil, and is going around giving people their twisted desires in exchange for their souls. Mike and the twins make the deal with her so they can become who they're cosplaying as. Mike becomes a demonic Appa, while the twins become Sephiroth and Kadaj. I manage to defeat MikeAppa, while Kirby swallows Sephiroth and uses his abilities to defeat Kadaj. Eggman watches our battles and notes, "A copy to defeat a copy...how quaint."

I meet the billionaire lady again. Afraid she'll take the Devil Lady's offer, I tell her that she should use her wealth to create a game system that fixes everything she finds wrong with the industry. Awestruck by my brilliance, she offers to make out with me,* "like we used to." Confused, I leave to find the Devil Lady.

I find her at the top of the hotel, where she has just killed the hotel owner for not taking her offer. (The dog survives and later takes his job.) The Devil Lady tells me that everyone in the hotel knows who I am, and part of the reason they hate me is because they remember my past deeds. She offers this: in exchange for my soul, she'll make it so everyone loves me.

Me: No.
Devil lady: Alright. Transaction completed. Pleasure doing buissness with you.
Me: But I just-
Devil Lady: But you thought, "Yes."

Enraged, I tackle the DL out of a window, and a long fight ensues. It takes the combinded forces of me, Erika, and Eggman to drive her off. Afterwards, everyone congratulates me and declares me a hero, though I feel terribly guilty about the praise.

And then I wake up.

*Shut up.
 
I dreamt I met Michael Cera and he was kind of a dick. Then I met Daniel Dae Kim and he was nicer but also kind of a dick.
 
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