Weird Dreams

I had a dream where I was being viciously pecked at by an angry parakeet. My family was there, but they mostly just thought it was funny.
ourchair said:
David Cronenberg is in yur dremz, grossin u out.
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Maybe, if his thumb had then turned into a flesh gun or a monster penis or something.
 
I dreamt that I was going to a party and I was going to dress up like John Constantine. I went out and made a list of all the things I needed: black dress pants, a white dress shirt and tie, beige trench coat, cigarettes, perhaps a deck of tarot cards or something to whip out, I'd have to spike up my hair. I woke up before I could start putting the costume together though.
 
moonmaster said:
I dreamt that I was going to a party and I was going to dress up like John Constantine. I went out and made a list of all the things I needed: black dress pants, a white dress shirt and tie, beige trench coat, cigarettes, perhaps a deck of tarot cards or something to whip out, I'd have to spike up my hair. I woke up before I could start putting the costume together though.
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So you dream about doing mundane things for a costume? That's pretty lame considering I dreamt of fighting off waves of enemies with a samurai sword last night
 
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Excerpt from my dream journal during the time I was away from the site:

July 30th, 2008 8:4isham – 10:17am

I'm playing this HUGE, life-encompassing free-roaming RPG game, it's kind of cartoony but also very real, I guess that it's all continuously designed and constructed by independent programmers all over the net, filled with unlicensed copyrighted stuff like a cartoony Indiana Jones reminiscent of the Ultimate Showdown. It's great, and though I'm fairly new to it I get addicted fast like half the rest of the gaming world. Part of it is apparently played by acting your character out using little Papo Knights, though I didn't really realize the oddness of this at the time. I was in the upstairs bathroom fighting what appears in retrospect to be a giant cartoony frog-king guy, using a little Papo red jouster and the classic looking knight with the sword and cool helmet. People are standing around watching and talking, especially outside the door which I am facing. The red is hurting him like fire. He's evil, I think at the time. I wake up a bit here, and wrench my head to the side to look at the clock and see it's 10:17am.

The turning of my head to look at something pulls me out of the dream. I'm really sad and frustrated at this, but for the first split second or so I just think that I've somehow "lost all my progress in the game". Within the next second or two I realize that I haven't lost all my progress in the game, but I've lost the game itself so I can't keep with it, the game has disappeared from the rest of the gaming world, and nobody will ever remember it but me. So yeah, pretty much the worst-case scenario for a gamer here short of actually dying. At one point in this dream or the next one I look down the basement stairs and am sure I actually see a ghost like I always think I do for a second, but it's just a black chair arm from the eams chair. I keep thinking I see different objects as ghosts and am really scared.
 
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Last night I dreamed that I was at Houde's place for another party. My boss from work was there, oddly enough, and was telling me how the hot dogs here were the best hot dogs ever. I tried one and they were great. Turned out they were being sold by Nathan's Famous (hehe. Nathan's at Nathan...).


Anyways, I had to use the bathroom at one point and it was really weird because in my dream Houde did not believe in toilets. His facility was a woven giant rectangular basket with a toilet seat on top, with a rug under it. So I peed and it went right to the rug.


When I woke up, I actually believed that Houde didn't believe in toilets for a minute, hehe.
 
Ice said:
Last night I dreamed that I was at Houde's place for another party. My boss from work was there, oddly enough, and was telling me how the hot dogs here were the best hot dogs ever. I tried one and they were great. Turned out they were being sold by Nathan's Famous (hehe. Nathan's at Nathan...).


Anyways, I had to use the bathroom at one point and it was really weird because in my dream Houde did not believe in toilets. His facility was a woven giant rectangular basket with a toilet seat on top, with a rug under it. So I peed and it went right to the rug.


When I woke up, I actually believed that Houde didn't believe in toilets for a minute, hehe.
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Is it me or do you always seem to dream of Houde and staying at his place?
 
A few mornings ago, while I was still asleep but my radio was on, I dreamt I was watching this episode of Seinfeld in which he said he'd decided to take advantage to the point of abuse of every single commercial and ad for any deal he saw. Every commercial I heard on the radio in my dream saw Jerry and Elaine or his girlfriend or someone obnoxiously going to that company and demanding they meet every facet of the offer they advertised. Then music came on and it turned into an musical montage of them doing the same.

It's the only way to listen to radio ads, really.
 
Last night, a friend of mine came to school in a Doctor Manhattan costume (or so he called it...it looked more like Charlie Brown wearing a paper mask colored in Blue crayon. Please note that this friend has never read Watchmen) Also, he kept saying Redrum and Helter Skelter.

There was more, but I can't remember it right now.
 
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I don't remember much of my dreams last night, but as I was waking up this morning I was having this dream where I was standing around with this girl I know outside The Temple Of Time from Zelda and this guy who I don't really know from some of my classes comes up to me and says somebody's messing with the planets and just called Saturn 'total ****'.

I said "What?! I love Saturn..... let's go!", and off we went, presumably to kick some ***.

?
 
I had two dreams last night. First one a chick invited me to a party which she didn't show up and no one knew I was invited. Which led to awkwardness. The second I went to the future that seemed like a pretty realistic interpretation that not that much looks different aside from a few things. I was later able to sneak into a library without ID and use the internet to look up stuff though now was ever specific. I did get the idea to look up Captain America. And I evidentually found a get rich quick tactic using time travel.
 
I tend to dream very rarely but in the last two days I've had two dreams, probably because I'm in a stressful time at the moment (exams and moving to a different country) and I've got a lot on my mind so it is hard to get to sleep.

The first involved my parents and I at the cinema watching The Dark Knight. For some reason I had already seen it and knew what happened. The movie ended abruptly without the resolution to Joker's plan or seeing what happened to Two-Face and Gordon's family. I exclaimed that we didn't get to see the ending and the dream ended with my dad saying: "Of course it did, The Joker turned on all the machines." I don't know what that means, but I think it was some kind of Transformers/Batman crossover.

The second dream involved nobody I knew, though one of the characters looked like Ashley from Coronation Street (I guess one or two people will know who he is). The guy who looked like Ashley got out of a car in the middle of what looked like an abandoned warehouse or dump and was struck immediately in the face by some object which I couldn't make out. He approached another guy, some big stereotypical school thug who was holding a mallet. He had obviously thrown the object. He pulled the top of the mallet off and said to Ashley guy: "This is for giving me good luck for my exams" and then threw the solid hammer bit as hard as he could into Ashley guy's chest, who collapsed.

Yeah. My last exam is today so we'll see what happens in my dreams tonight.
 
I had a dream last night where C.B. Cebulski was signing all my comics that he wrote. Then I woke up all sad it wasn't true. :(
 
I had a dream last night that Chigurh was killing everyone in the world.

I got away from him once and returned to a empty city.

He also found us again. Somehow Superheroes and villains were also there and he was killing them.

Like The Black Racer and Zoom. It was crazy.
 
I don't remember having any particularly weird dreams lately, but some weird, dreamlike things have been happening to me recently. Today when I got on the streetcar to come home from school the sign on the front was in-between two stops. I asked the driver which one it was actually going to, and named the two stops(one of them takes me home, the other takes me a few blocks away from it. No biggie, but I like to know).

So I ask is it going to [Stop A] or [Stop B], and, honest to god, he smirks and says "There's no [Stop A] or [Stop B]". There were more people waiting to get on so I just said "Riiiight...." and sat down. It ended up going closest to my home after all.

During the ride, I walked past two separate groups of girls at different parts of the street car who were having blairing conversations about socks.

At the bottom of my street, there's a large metal bin where people can donate old clothes to the Good Will. Outside of it today, on the ground, was a large heap of coral. Actual coral. Mostly broken bits, all stringly-like. Within a foot of that were some small seashells and a large, intact, beautiful pink conch shell. Aren't these things worth a good bit of money? I took the conch shell. The GoodWill doesn't typically sell things like that to the poor and I knew if I didn't take it somebody would've smashed it within a few hours. It's so cool. Seriously though, a conch shell? And I was just thinking about Lord Of The Flies today too. Later in the day the episode of The Simpsons with Homer's "Under The Sea" song was on, where one of the sea-creatures is in a conch shell.

All of this happened to me today. Other weirder than usual things have happened to me this week, but these stand out as the most dream-like right now.
 
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Last night I dreamed that Bumblebee and Blackarachnia were fighting to the death over the Venom symbiote.

Also, an old man chewed me out for having a Myspace, even though I do not have a Myspace and the number of times I've visited a Myspace I can count on one hand.

thee great one said:
I had a dream last night that Chigurh was killing everyone in the world.

I got away from him once and returned to a empty city.

He also found us again. Somehow Superheroes and villains were also there and he was killing them.

Like The Black Racer and Zoom. It was crazy.
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That is awesome.
 
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