Weird Dreams

I had a dream about Secret Invasion once, and the skrulls weakness was cheezits...And Darth Vader was fighting them. It was probably the strangest dream I have ever had.
 
I had a Harry Potter related dream last night, where they made a remake of the Sorcerer's Stone, even though it aired on the exact same day as the seventh film in the current series.

Anyway, I thought the casting was top-notch, except for Harry himself, who was the most annoying thing ever. It wasn't until much later that I realized he was being played by Zac Efron.

"And whenever the Dark Lord drew near, his four scarred nipples would hurt terribly."
 
In my state of insomnia last night, I had a strange... vision. I was on a plane to Australia and who was sitting a few seats away from me? Damon Lindelof. I managed to get a seat next to him and introduced myself and we spent the flight talking about Lost, Ultimate Hulk vs. Wolverine (I talked about how I moderated a forum about Ultimate comics), Star Trek, Stephen King, the medium of TV and the future. We swapped e-mail addresses (he said I should e-mail some ideas to him, I didn't know if he was joking or not). I also somehow got contact details for an executive producer at Bad Robot or something where I would be able to pitch stuff.

It was very surreal and very cool.
 
I had this weird dream last night where I, friends and family, where touring this future uber-awesome science building. They were working on portals to other dimensions and stuff. At one point I was running around the place and saw there were rooms still being built, so there were construction guys just standing around and all that.

So afterwards portals started to rift all over the place out of nowhere sucking people in. The only people left was me, my dog, a robot, and some guard. We went all over the place trying to see what we could do to bring everyone back. We ended up in this room with a co-worker of mine who was rearranging books.


The portals looked very cool, though.
 
So, last night I dreamed that TOG and I were staying over at Planet-Man's house. We had been hanging out at my grade school, USM, and then were both taken over to P-M's house, where he kept talking about this friend who was going to come over who never came over. So for some reason, I decided to take a shower. Afterwards, I ran into Seth MacFarlane, who turned out to be P-M's stepfather, who accused me of stealing all the hot water, and was generally being a dick. I told him TOG had taken a shower after me, and he confirmed that there was still Hot water. It turned out P-M was getting ready for a party, and I looked at all the party-goers out his window.

I got dressed and went downstairs to find two of my aunts waiting for me. My Aunt Eileen told me I should go, and Aunt Virginia said something about not liking my friend's dad too much. I left with Aunt Eileen, who stole a taxi-cab, and we drove into Manhattan. We hit traffic inside of Grand Central Station, and found ourselves driving around the New York Reservoir (also inside GC Station). We could see the exit, so my Aunt Eileen drove the taxi directly into the water, and as it sank, we steered it towards the exit. As we got out, we pretended not to know each other.

When I got home, I watched Chinatown, which had Agents Scully and Mulder from the FBI trying to pull off the same stunt my Aunt and I had. Scully was dead from the previous scene, and Mulder was being viciously attacked by dogs.

Then I woke up.
 
The other night I dreamed that I met Proj.'s parents. His mother was nice, but his dad acted very spy-ish. Why? 'Cuz his dad was...JAMES BOND! Yeah, Daniel Craig was his dad in my dream. He walked around my garage drinking scotch.
 
The other night I dreamed that I met Proj.'s parents. His mother was nice, but his dad acted very spy-ish. Why? 'Cuz his dad was...JAMES BOND! Yeah, Daniel Craig was his dad in my dream. He walked around my garage drinking scotch.
Did he keep telling him "not to be such a *****".

Because that's what I'd imagine Craig-Bond would say to Proj all the time if he was his dad.
 
Yeah, I think I've made up my mind. I won't go on Skype anymore. Ice is OBSESSED.
 
This afternoon I dreamed I was at work, only instead of it being a large but normal neighbourhood toy store it was the size of a large grocery store. It turned out there had been some sort of virus somewhere in the store, either by release or contagious person, and we had to evacuate the store and decontaminate it. A couple co-workers who I'm friends with and my boss were there and she told us we had to set off this bug-bomb type thing to disinfect the store. When we set it off it created this HUGE light-brown expanding wall of smoke that looked heavily reminiscient of the debris from the World Trade Center on 9/11. The wall rushed toward us and my boss said it was fine and to let it hit us, and when it eventually did we could see though it and breath fine, but everything was pretty brown and foggy and we all wore these lights around our heads or necks to see through it. Then one of my friends and I had to re-arrange these stacks of blue, yellow, white and red chairs.

Later in the dream I was talking to this girl I was great friends with a few years ago who said she was sick and "being ornery". I was in the Louvre and started to describe it to her, only the Louvre looked MUCH cooler in the dream than what I saw of it in person, more like a big fancy hall than a white maze of rooms.
 
The below post contains spoilers about Donnie Darko.

Last night I dreamt that "they" were about to activate, like for real this time, the Large Hadron Collider and everybody was pretty sure it was actually going to pull the world apart at a molecular level, so people were really depressed and afraid. It was the night before Halloween(same as the prophesized end-of-world date in Donnie Darko) and my sister and I were at the dining room table carving a pumpkin(just like in the movie). I tried to carve it into the shape of Frank's mask(just like he does in the movie). My parents were out. Then, I realized the time was now and they were about to turn on the Large Hadron Collider. Everything started to shake violently, the ground included I saw some sparks or something flying around outside and ran out my front door. A small satellite firely(that's an adjective now) streaked down from the sky and crashed into the street about 20 feet away from my house. I recognized it to be the Hubble Telescope, even though it was about the size of my arm and mostly made out of dark blue metal. There was a lot of fire and wreckage around it and some sparks were still falling from somewhere, but I was okay and actually really excited that the only effect of the Large Hadron Collider was that it pulled down the Hubble, and that I'd probably be famous because it landed so near to me and my house.

Later in the dream I had a breakfast of Eggo Waffles with the family from Malcolm In The Middle, only in this big, nice mansion-y place.
 
Man, reading my dream about going over to Planet-Man's house with TOG is still bizarre... I wrote it right when I woke up that day, but I've forgotten most of it now. I still remember knowing that to skip ahead of the traffic by drowning a cab will get you murdered by the police... That part was scary.
 
Check out this dream I had last night:

I dreamed that I had some sort of abscess on my thumb. Like a zit, kind of. But bigger. It was extremely sore so I went to pop it open and all of the sudden all of this pus started oozing out. There was so much that it split my thumb wide open and when it did I saw that the pus had sort of solidified and had eaten away at the bone in my thumb, so that my entire thumb was filled with solidified pus. It was white and kind of gelatinous. I pulled it out and could see inside my thumb; since the pus took up my entire thumb I could see the "back" of my thumbnail. It was totally empty.

It was gross.
 
Check out this dream I had last night:

I dreamed that I had some sort of abscess on my thumb. Like a zit, kind of. But bigger. It was extremely sore so I went to pop it open and all of the sudden all of this pus started oozing out. There was so much that it split my thumb wide open and when it did I saw that the pus had sort of solidified and had eaten away at the bone in my thumb, so that my entire thumb was filled with solidified pus. It was white and kind of gelatinous. I pulled it out and could see inside my thumb; since the pus took up my entire thumb I could see the "back" of my thumbnail. It was totally empty.

It was gross.

I really wish I wasn't eating when I read that
 
Check out this dream I had last night:

I dreamed that I had some sort of abscess on my thumb. Like a zit, kind of. But bigger. It was extremely sore so I went to pop it open and all of the sudden all of this pus started oozing out. There was so much that it split my thumb wide open and when it did I saw that the pus had sort of solidified and had eaten away at the bone in my thumb, so that my entire thumb was filled with solidified pus. It was white and kind of gelatinous. I pulled it out and could see inside my thumb; since the pus took up my entire thumb I could see the "back" of my thumbnail. It was totally empty.

It was gross.
David Cronenberg is in yur dremz, grossin u out.
 

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