Weird Dreams

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Well, not usually.

But they were insane last night as well...


I'm watching a horror movie, but like in any dream, it's more like I'm actually there. It's late and there are two groups of kids in the woods. One group's car crashed when they saw something or someone standing in the middle of the road and now they're all dead. The other group is hanging out in a field drinking and possibly copulating. (Copulating!!) They have no idea how much danger they're in. The person in the middle of the road was a serial killer...And also a monster! He had slimy gray skin, loong fingernails, and a deformed face that was always obscured from view. He goes up to the car after it's crashed. It's mangled and upside down. He goes inside and looks around. He walks up to the guy in the front seat and pulls one of his long yellow fingernails right off of his hand painlessly. He uses it a knife and cuts a horizontal line across the guy's stomach. Then he digs his hand in and pulls the flesh off of his stomach in a long, perfectly rectangular strip. He pulls the guy's heart out and eats it. He then proceeds to rip the organs out of a few more of the occupants of the car, eating them all. This would be pretty horrifying, but all of this just looks like really good Tom Savini special effects.

Meanwhile, the other kids are hangin' out. One of them, played by some horribly miscast R&B singer, leads one of the football player guys into the woods for copulation. (Copulation!!) They will obviously be killed. The other kids sit and tell scary stories. One of them starts talking about serial killers. He recounts the story of one particular killer and the whole thing goes into a flashback...

Now I'm actually a character. I'm a police detective in a strange room. There's a big hospital bed with a man sleeping in it, strapped down. There are security guards everywhere. A machine is hooked up to the back of the bed, projecting weird lights onto an old, hillbilly-*** trailer. I realize that it's the early eighties right now. There are a bunch of scientists around. One of them starts talking to me. It's Albert Einstein, in a tangerine leisure suit. This is his new field of research, experimental psychology. The man in the bed brutally murdered a bunch of people, culminating in killing his wife and kids, and attempting to kill himself. However, he only managed to go into a coma. He's such an interesting subject - Einstein explains - because he's a psycho-killer whose brain can be safely examined with all this new fangled technology, without him killing someone. A security guard walks past the bed and suddenly the killer's hand springs from it's straps with a butcher knife in it's grasp and it stabs the guard twice. The guard is spraying blood everywhere as a way-too positive man in a business suit calms everyone down and straps the killer back down. "Just spontaneous motor reflexes," he explains. "It's all normal." I ask him if the killer will ever actually wake up. He tells me that he will of course, but when he does he'll believe he's JFK, (I should mention that just before I fell asleep I was watching "Bubba Ho-Tep" on TV, so you can probably see where that bit comes from) and they have various ways to facilitate this so that his sense of reality isn't shattered and he'll be alright. It's at about this point that I wake up.


Later, I had a dream where my school had been replaced by a farm in the middle of a field. I mean, it was the exact same layout as my school, just in the form of a barn and a slaughterhouse and whatnot. All the kids were hanging out in a giant field when one of them tried walking out into the woods. He ended up being chased off by Leatherface from Texas Chainsaw Massacre. I thought "Of course that's what happens when you go in the woods. Stupid kid" and reacted no more.
 
I just had the best dream ever.


I was leaving this room that turned into an apartment when Marshall walks in. All of a sudden, we're having an 80's dancing battle. Of cours Marshall pulls of the Robot.
 
Well Moonmaster, you beat my dream

I had one where I was training for something as a part of a reality show. We were learning stunts, and I was one of the underdogs, who wasn't suppose to make it as far as I was. The host kept making me do worse and worse things in hopes that I would die, but in the end I won. He looked at me and said.

"I wish the world had a better chance than you."

I gave him a weird look, and he hit a button. I was transported to an underground facility that was being overrun by some sort of creatures. I fought back, and about the time I should have died, I learned magic. Using the magic, I managed to beat back the invasion, save the people who were stuck in the facility, and the world. We go outside, and I open the door.

I find the host's face plastered over every open surface. Evidently, he'd taken over the world while I was saving it. Me and my new found group of friends went to fight him.

And I woke up. It was the never ending dream
 
My dream last night was completely random.



So it starts out with me sitting the cafeteria of my elementary school. Keep in mind I am 27 thru all of this. So there I am sitting in the cafeteria...when I see this girl (who is an actual coworker of mine now). I make smile.....she winks back. I giver her the "O Rly" look. She winks again.

So I go over there and start whispering sweet nothings into her ear. She likes what she hears and is ready to start making out right then and there. I kiss her.....and when I pull away---I see that she is now this old girlfriend from 8th grade. Even to this day I remember that she had an amazing smile. So we get ready to start kissing again and her best friend (a former childhood friend of mine who moved away and coincidentally met her and became friends) runs up to her pulls her away from me. Her friend is screaming that she shouldn't get involved with me because I will just sleep with her and toss her aside. Meanwhile the old gf is clawing her way to get back with me.

All of a sudden an explosion goes off and I run for the door to investigate. When I walk thru the door I am in uniform and have my guns and everything. I take a seat on the bleachers along with all the soldiers. We are then briefed that we are the first line of defense in protecting the Presidents (Jimmy Carter and Ronald Regan) and their treasure (24 giant carts of giant Cadbury Chocolate Easter Eggs). We're guarding the Pres and their treasures when all of a sudden we are attacked by The Pope (the one that just died a few years ago....not the Senator Palpatine Pope).






My alarm goes off and I wake up.


WTF?
 
Victor Von Doom said:
My dream last night was completely random.



So it starts out with me sitting the cafeteria of my elementary school. Keep in mind I am 27 thru all of this. So there I am sitting in the cafeteria...when I see this girl (who is an actual coworker of mine now). I make smile.....she winks back. I giver her the "O Rly" look. She winks again.

So I go over there and start whispering sweet nothings into her ear. She likes what she hears and is ready to start making out right then and there. I kiss her.....and when I pull away---I see that she is now this old girlfriend from 8th grade. Even to this day I remember that she had an amazing smile. So we get ready to start kissing again and her best friend (a former childhood friend of mine who moved away and coincidentally met her and became friends) runs up to her pulls her away from me. Her friend is screaming that she shouldn't get involved with me because I will just sleep with her and toss her aside. Meanwhile the old gf is clawing her way to get back with me.

All of a sudden an explosion goes off and I run for the door to investigate. When I walk thru the door I am in uniform and have my guns and everything. I take a seat on the bleachers along with all the soldiers. We are then briefed that we are the first line of defense in protecting the Presidents (Jimmy Carter and Ronald Regan) and their treasure (24 giant carts of giant Cadbury Chocolate Easter Eggs). We're guarding the Pres and their treasures when all of a sudden we are attacked by The Pope (the one that just died a few years ago....not the Senator Palpatine Pope).






My alarm goes off and I wake up.


WTF?
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... wow, guarding the Presidents and their gold while being attacked by the pope... wow.
 
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... wow, guarding the Presidents and their gold while being attacked by the pope... wow.
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Not gold.......giant chocolate easter eggs. The Cadbury kind. With the cream in the middle.



That don't make the dream any better mind you.
 
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I just remembered the dream I had last night, I don't recall a lot of it but at one point I found a stargate that had at least one hundred dial symbols. The it cuts to my house where we are hosting alien diplomats (who were dogs, not dog-people, just dogs) and I had to keep my dog from sniffing their butts or something to avoid offending them. then at some point my dog turned into a small fish and died, I cried. That's it.
 
Victor Von Doom said:
My dream last night was completely random.



So it starts out with me sitting the cafeteria of my elementary school. Keep in mind I am 27 thru all of this. So there I am sitting in the cafeteria...when I see this girl (who is an actual coworker of mine now). I make smile.....she winks back. I giver her the "O Rly" look. She winks again.

So I go over there and start whispering sweet nothings into her ear. She likes what she hears and is ready to start making out right then and there. I kiss her.....and when I pull away---I see that she is now this old girlfriend from 8th grade. Even to this day I remember that she had an amazing smile. So we get ready to start kissing again and her best friend (a former childhood friend of mine who moved away and coincidentally met her and became friends) runs up to her pulls her away from me. Her friend is screaming that she shouldn't get involved with me because I will just sleep with her and toss her aside. Meanwhile the old gf is clawing her way to get back with me.

All of a sudden an explosion goes off and I run for the door to investigate. When I walk thru the door I am in uniform and have my guns and everything. I take a seat on the bleachers along with all the soldiers. We are then briefed that we are the first line of defense in protecting the Presidents (Jimmy Carter and Ronald Regan) and their treasure (24 giant carts of giant Cadbury Chocolate Easter Eggs). We're guarding the Pres and their treasures when all of a sudden we are attacked by The Pope (the one that just died a few years ago....not the Senator Palpatine Pope).






My alarm goes off and I wake up.


WTF?
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Only Doom would have a dream where making out with his middle school girlfriend turns into shooting The Pope to keep him from stealing Reagan's Giant Cadbury Egg.
 
I had an extremely complex dream last night that I'm still stunned at the detail and creativity of. It involved all sorts of stuff that my subconscious, who is apparently far smarter than my conscious, put together without me realizing it.

It was a really long dream and I'd forgotten most of it within minutes of waking up, but one really cool part that I remember is watching and reviewing this movie. The movie was a sort of sci-fi tounge-in-cheek comedy that took place in the future, only it was like a 1940s pulp sci-fi version of it, with that style of archetecture and rocket ships and rayguns and the like. A lot of it was sepia toned and on scratchy film, with special effects equivelent to La Voyage Dans La Lune(1902), with visible wires and stuff, and featured dramatic brass music, like in the old Universal films.

One thing I remember quite clearly is some of the characters were in a museum, but since this was a kind of hectic, dystopian future, it wasn't in very good order and some of the exhibits were mixed up. They walked by set of cases containing ancient skulls from man's ancestors in more and more recent order, from apes to cro-magnon men, etc. to modern man. Anyway, the last two skulls in the exhibit were in the wrong order, with a sloping-browed caveman skull following homo sapiens sapiens. While watching the movie, I thought this was a brilliant detail, as it was a funny example of how disorganized the museum of the future was, but also a statement about man's devolution into this dystopian society, even with advanced technology.

But it was all in my head, and I'd never knowlingly thought about any of it before. I'm still stunned by this.
 
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I had a dream the other day where Me, Ultimate Captain America, and Ultimate Nick Fury infiltrated the X-Men/Autobot alliance headquarters, located deep in the heart of an ice mountain in Antarctica.

Planet-Man's subconscious may be a genius, but mine is just ****ing awesome.
 
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moonmaster said:
I had a dream the other day where Me, Ultimate Captain America, and Ultimate Nick Fury infiltrated the X-Men/Autobot alliance headquarters, located deep in the heart of an ice mountain in Antarctica.

Planet-Man's subconscious may be a genius, but mine is just ****ing awesome.
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If that was the plot to the Avenger/Transformer I may have actually got it (as long as it wasnt written by Bendis)
 
I had a cool dream last night.

It started with my brother telling me how the world is going to end in 2 hours, I just keep watching tv but then start wondering if it was true. Cut to the Myth Busters, they decide to tackle this myth within an hour, eventually I'm there with them (There's a few leaps in the story continuity also I wish Kari had a bigger roll :heybaby: ). Okay they tracked down this prediction to a prison, the warden tells us that a prisoner made it and he is now in the custody of CTU. We're thinking wow this might be real, cut to me sneaking into a CTU office to find out more. A crazy blonde chick starts going insane as I locked myself in. I get no where as the guards are about to bust in. I do a Jackie chan movie and jump into the next office. And in there is Micah from Heroes, he's getting more luck with the computers and finds a message from his father DL in the white noise, I said "Thank god he's not alive, I was afraid when your people started popping up that people wouldn't stay dead" So DL tells us about a group of girls (who were either older girls scouts or hippies) that can sing a song to that will stop doomsday we just have to tell them to change one line (Also the number 90.9 played a big role in this). So CTU finds us we tell them the deal, they said an agent is with those girls so we can tell them. The agent is an upgraded version of Johnny 5.

So we get to them and they are about to sing on the top of a big hill when a bunch of spectators start approaching, we try to keep them back just in case a fanatic decides to stop them. We fail and the crowd moves forward so now we are looking for shady characters. I come across a huge, 7 ft guy holding up a basket of buns. He looks at me and says "I want to give the girls some muffins" I tell him no he has to stay back and he punches me. I fly 20 feet backwards. The girls already started singing as we appraoch the end. They look at me and I yell, "just keep singing" I charge that huge guy and punch him in the gut, which does nothing, I then kick him in the back of the knee and it buckles. I get a few punches in his face and repeat with the other leg.

Then he knocks be back another 10 feet so I charge and tackle him down the the mountain. I keep punching him as we tumble down, head butting him. Eventually he wraps his arms around my neck and starts choking me. I have no control over our tumble and am starting to black out. We are approaching the part of the hill where its made of very sharp rocks. I notice a trail going across the hill with a wooden railing. I use me feet to pivot us so his head flies right into the corner of the railing. I am now in control of the tumble, I try to shake him off but no use. I spot a large rock and pivot again slamming his head into the rock. He finally lets go and falls the rest of the way and I grab on to another rock. I lay down, bruised and bleed as the sun starts shining, We saved the world. I return to a hotel were some of the other characters and my family were and collapse on the floor. They ask if I'm alright. I say, "I have my ups and downs." They ask what happened to the other guy and I respond "The bigger they are the harder they fall".

The End.
 
Random - Random
Moonmaster - CTU Agent (female)
VVD - Micah
Joe Kalicki - Johnny 5
Planet-man - Every girl role
Venom Melendez - seven foot tall muffin delivery man
Ultimate Houde - Both guys from mythbuster
 
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