Weird Dreams

Ultimate Houde said:
Instead, it'll be a half hour of funny one liners and strange dream sequences, then you'll die, but no one will care the following week
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This describes 50% of all the books that got cancelled during the 90s bust.

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Too bad Ultraverse didn't even get that much dignity.
 
Ultimate Houde said:
Why didn't the bear just run straight?
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The bear would follow me when I ran in one direction, and then I'd turn, but the bear would keep on going in the same direction and would have to readjust himself to get back at me.
ourchair said:
This describes 50% of all the books that got cancelled during the 90s bust.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
TwilightEL said:
Tonight I stayed up until five o'clock in the morning posting here. Then I dreamed about posting here.
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I had the same dream.

Only I accidently hacked into the Pentagon and they made my life a living hell.

The walls bled blood and everything.
 
Oh I remember a few night ago I had a dream where this crazy guy was harassing and attackiong me so I got tired of it and took the fight to him. Then there was an awesome samurai sword fight. Just sweet

EDIT: I jus remembered another dream I had last night, I ran into the UC gang at wizard World, Houde, VVD, and Baxter. We started to make fun of of the cosplay geeks then I saw a hot girl from my college and got horribly, horribly rejected and was made fun of by Doom for my lack of relational skills
 
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I had a dream a few nights ago where E started a thread on some other message board about how I won't respond to any post that isn't about me.

What the hell is that about?
 
Last night, I had a dream about the 7th Harry Potter book.

Snape, in order to prove to Harry that he is on Dumbledore's side...

...becomes a FIRE-FIGHTING, BABY-KISSING, ROCK STAR.
 
Joe Kalicki said:
I had a dream a few nights ago where E started a thread on some other message board about how I won't respond to any post that isn't about me.

What the hell is that about?
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Because you're secretly Mavericker, who won't read anything that wasn't originally posted by him.

Grocer Man said:
Last night, I had a dream about the 7th Harry Potter book.

Snape, in order to prove to Harry that he is on Dumbledore's side...

...becomes a FIRE-FIGHTING, BABY-KISSING, ROCK STAR.
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I'm speechless.
 
I once had a dream about Harry Potter. I had two wands and was double wielding them, kicking the crap out of Voldemort at the same time. It was pimpin.

And inspired by Penny Arcade.
 
Grocer Man said:
Last night, I had a dream about the 7th Harry Potter book.

Snape, in order to prove to Harry that he is on Dumbledore's side...

...becomes a FIRE-FIGHTING, BABY-KISSING, ROCK STAR.
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Any one else think of that guitar hero comercial when reading this?
 
I had a dream my mother bought a bright red tractor trailer cab.

I had another involving people dressed as cows. It disturbed me to a level that hasn't been achieved since the nap after Automatic Kafka.
 
I had a dream that my extended family and I were in a motel at night and were watching The Mothman Prophecies, only instead of being mysterious and disturbing it was like a B-Movie Slasher.

Then the real Mothman showed up and frightened the hell out of us, but he turned out to be a pretty cool and nice guy.
 
I just wanted to say- the world didn't end as I expected/dreamed it would on Easter of this year. So YAY EARTH!
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All the time, in fact, my dreams have become quotes to other people.

"Man, that's almost as ****ed up as a gun shooting ping pong balls..."

or

"Dude, did you cry, like Houde did when he figured out the land always remember, but people forget?"

and the ever popular...

"At least when I become a zombie, I would eat people, not be a pansy and try to be human again."
 
Ultimate Houde said:
"Dude, did you cry, like Houde did when he figured out the land always remember, but people forget?"
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Even if the rest of the thread wasn't a non-stop torrent of fascinating, moving, often hilarious awesomeness, that one dream would've been enough to make this my favourite thread ever. You should link that post in your sig or something.
 
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