Weird Dreams

Caduceus said:
Did you cut afterwards, just to feel alive?
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Yeah, and I started mumbling incoherently about birds or something, died my hair blue, and put on mascara.
 
E, the second dream I posted in this thread had that same ffect on me where I woke up crying, and had no idea what was going on for a few moments.

Sometimes, I hate sleep

And you are emo
 
E said:
Well, I had a weird incident this morning.

I had a dream that I and 3 other people were flying in a plane, which took off from a runway which ended at a large lake. As soon as the plane was in the air I had this feeling that something wasn't right, and all of the sudden the engines died and the plane dropped straight down into the water. I managed to free myself and escape, as did two others. My sister was missing.

I decided I had to go back and dive down to look for her. Due to a weird set of circumstances it took me several hours to get the gear I needed to find her. When I did, she was still strapped into her seat, dead.

I came back in and had to tell her two little girls that their mommy was dead, which was absolutely the most gut-wrenching thing I could have imagined. I was trying to comfort them and I was just sobbing. I was sobbing so hard that I actually woke myself up sobbing for real. I woke up everyone else in the house and scared the crap out of my poor wife (I'm not a crier; I never cry for anything). That I actually woke up crying was very confusing and it took me a few minutes to realize what was going on.

That pretty much set the tone for the rest of the day.

Does this make me emo?
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Ha! At least I didn't cry after my depressing dream!

E IZ TEH EMO-EST OF TEHM ALLL!!!
Joe Kalicki said:
I had a dream I was going to eat really bad pizza one night.

Turns out I was just traumatized from being in a plane crash.
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:lol: :lol: :lol:
 
Last night I dreamt I had two talking labrador retrievers, and I was rolling around in my backyard with them. They were telling me their favorite songs (one was "Party all the Time" by Eddie Murphy). They found a really long worm in the dirt and they wanted to eat it but I told them that since they talk they have to eat like humans. So I pulled the worm out of their mouth with my teeth, and tried to pull it out of my mouth quickly, but I had already bitten into it. It tasted terrible, so I ran inside to the kitchen where my parents were standing around the sink. I told them to get out of the way so I could spit. I missed the sink by just a few inches, except the space next to the sink looked liked my bed comforter. Then I woke up looking at a big puddle of spit on my bed comforter.


Man, I have some really ****ed-up dreams.
 
I had a dream last night where an evil robot went back in time to destroy something that would eventually become a vital part of the human genome. Another robot goes back in time after him, trying to stop him. A huge robot fight occurs over this thing, (in which billions of dinosaurs die) and finally the good robot points out to the evil robot that if he destroys this thing, then not only will all humans die, but as will all robots, as there would be no humans to create them. The evil robot blows it up anyway, and the planet Earth suddenly transforms into a gigantic ice planet with the Superman insignia stretching billions of miles across.

Plus, the robots looked exactly like the protagonist and antagonist of an old Nick cartoon.

Go figure.
 
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Grocer Man said:
I had a dream last night where an evil robot went back in time to destroy something that would eventually become a vital part of the human genome. Another robot goes back in time after him, trying to stop him. A huge robot fight occurs over this thing, (in which billions of dinosaurs die) and finally the good robot points out to the evil robot that if he destroys this thing, then not only will all humans die, but as will all robots, as there would be no humans to create them. The evil robot blows it up anyway, and the planet Earth suddenly transforms into a gigantic ice planet with the Superman insignia stretching billions of miles across.

Plus, the robots looked exactly like the protagonist and antagonist of an old Nick cartoon.

Go figure.
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I laughed out loud at that. Brilliant in it's absurd randomness.
 
I had a dream yesterday where I was chased by a bear. It was just hanging out on the side walk and it started chasing me. Luckily, I knew that bears can't turn suddenly, so I zigzagged a lot and he couldn't keep up.
 
So being sick has made me incredibly delusional.

The last thing I was watching before I went to bed was the Guitar Hero2 commercial with Wolfmother.


I later dreamt that I followed Wolfmother all around the country trying to audition for their band.....with my PS2 Guitar Hero guitar. They laughed at me mercilessly.


I have never felt so uncool.



Plus since I was sick---I was burning up so I woke up in pool of my own sweat.
 
Ultimate Houde said:
No he won't

Instead, it'll be a half hour of funny one liners and strange dream sequences, then you'll die, but no one will care the following week
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What about Barbie. She's a pretty good doc. I guess I could bypass all of the kids and go straight for Dr.Cox.......but he'll hurt my feelings while doing it.

And what if he can't cure me and I die? I don't wanna put his back on the sauce.
 
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