Ultimates 3 #1-5 discussion [Loeb/Madureira] [spoilers]

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moonmaster said:
Yes, Hawkeye killed his own family.

"Clint! Clint, we're back! Me and the kids weren't really murdered, it was all a lie! We can be together again and our family can be happy!"

"I don't have time for this ****, woman! My family was murdered! WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT!?!?"

"But Clint, we're back, you don't have to-"

"GRAHHH! STOP INTERRUPTING MY EXTREMENESS!!"

*three minutes of gunfire*
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Exactly as I envisioned it, but with better dialogue.
 
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I hope Ultimates 3 ending with Hawkeye killing all the terrible renditions of Ultimates characters, and then at the end, he wakes up, and it's just a dream.

And he wakes up, and he comes downstairs, and he's like, "I just had the most terrible dream. And you were in it, and you, and you... and my family was dead!"

And Tony Stark's like, "Sorry champ. Your family is dead." And then Hawkeye kills them all. with his toenails. Maybe he uses his dandruff as ninja stars.

That would be extreme.
 
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Zombipanda said:
I hope Ultimates 3 ending with Hawkeye killing all the terrible renditions of Ultimates characters, and then at the end, he wakes up, and it's just a dream.

And he wakes up, and he comes downstairs, and he's like, "I just had the most terrible dream. And you were in it, and you, and you... and my family was dead!"

And Tony Stark's like, "Sorry champ. Your family is dead." And then Hawkeye kills them all. with his toenails. Maybe he uses his dandruff as ninja stars.

That would be extreme.
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I envision it as Hawkeye telling people about his dream and then Tony Stark saying "That's nothing. Last year, I had a dream that I could regenerate and my entire body was my brain!"
 
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Lynx said:
I envision it as Hawkeye telling people about his dream and then Tony Stark saying "That's nothing. Last year, I had a dream that I could regenerate and my entire body was my brain!"
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:D

I have a hunch they're gonna use Ultimatum to do a reboot, Crisis on Infinite Earths-style.
 
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Zombipanda said:
:D

I have a hunch they're gonna use Ultimatum to do a reboot, Crisis on Infinite Earths-style.
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I really hope so. The only book I honestly want to see continue is USM. The other ongoings have been either mediocre or terrible lately.
 
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moonmaster said:
Yes, Hawkeye killed his own family.

"Clint! Clint, we're back! Me and the kids weren't really murdered, it was all a lie! We can be together again and our family can be happy!"

"I don't have time for this ****, woman! My family was murdered! WHAT DON'T YOU UNDERSTAND ABOUT THAT!?!?"

"But Clint, we're back, you don't have to-"

"GRAHHH! STOP INTERRUPTING MY EXTREMENESS!!"

*three minutes of gunfire*
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Too subtle.
 
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mike3717 said:
Yeah...the 2nd printing "SUCK IT" cover. So awful.
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It was because that was the most coherent piece of dialogue in the book.

What's that old saying?

Infinitely many monkeys on infinitely many keyboards.... and the one that typed 'suck it' would still be too embarrassed to publish. (Maybe Loeb should get a job flinging poo.... oh wait....)
 
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mike3717 said:
Yeah...the 2nd printing "SUCK IT" cover. So awful.
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We should have guessed when Bendis announced the Ultimate Clone Saga, and we should have known when Kirkman announced Apocalypse, Cable, and Onslaught. They're ultimizing the '90's, awful variant covers and all. Loeb doesn't WANT to write it that badly, but he just feels like he needs to be true to the source material.
 
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To my knowledge, this is the first Ultimate U cover with a word bubble - so in the 7 years of its existence, the first time they break their own rule is for, "SUCK IT?"

juvenile.
 
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moonmaster said:
Remember, this is Loeb we're talking about.
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I didn't mean his dialogue is perfect, I meant your parody of his dialogue was perfect.


fenway said:
To my knowledge, this is the first Ultimate U cover with a word bubble - so in the 7 years of its existence, the first time they break their own rule is for, "SUCK IT?"

juvenile.
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And right there, in one word, you've summed up Ultimates 3.
 
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Zombipanda said:
We should have guessed when Bendis announced the Ultimate Clone Saga, and we should have known when Kirkman announced Apocalypse, Cable, and Onslaught. They're ultimizing the '90's, awful variant covers and all. Loeb doesn't WANT to write it that badly, but he just feels like he needs to be true to the source material.
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That's too bad, I would rather they ultimize the 60s and 80s instead (I can take or leave the 70s).

I would rather see an Ultimate Master Planner Saga than this ****.
 
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hi all i'm back.
I'm going to go to comic con so i'll try to ask joe Q what he thinks about U3 and if Loeb and Mad were indeed the right choice considering the numbers for the last two issues of ultimates went down a lot.
 
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a fan said:
hi all i'm back.
I'm going to go to comic con so i'll try to ask joe Q what he thinks about U3 and if Loeb and Mad were indeed the right choice considering the numbers for the last two issues of ultimates went down a lot.
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My Hero....

*swoon*
 
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Ice said:
Ultimates 3 #4 Reg./Var. Eds. JAN082127/ JAN088333 06/11/08


Ultimates 3 #5 FEB082204 08/06/08





BWUAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!!!! :lol::lol::lol:
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oh yay. just what i want when I know someone will be soldering my nipples together. more anticipation of it.
 
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Ultimates 3 #4 comes out on my wedding day, now i have two things to look forward to, one amazing and one is barely so-so

I'll let you decide which is which
 
Re: Ultimates 3 #4 discussion [spoilers]

a fan said:
hi all i'm back.
I'm going to go to comic con so i'll try to ask joe Q what he thinks about U3 and if Loeb and Mad were indeed the right choice considering the numbers for the last two issues of ultimates went down a lot.
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Can you also hit him with a rolled up newspaper, saying "No." very sternly, then rub his nose in U3?



BTW, are you a general fan, or just a fan of the letter 'a'?
 
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