Friday
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HA! I forgot about that!
I ****ing love that.
UC: Stuck
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Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
UC:Stuck Episode 3
The Luck of Baxter
The Luck of Baxter
Present
I was always inherently lucky, ever since I was a child. Finding dollar bills laying on the ground, managing never to run into the bullies. This gave me a very positive outlook on life. Everything was going my way, until I played the lotto, with those fateful numbers my luck was gone, replaced with nothing but bad luck and the searing headaches that preceeds it.
The same numbers that the two spies were chanting right now
Ice: 2....7.....8.....19.....20
Baxter clutched his head, as another one of his headaches grew. His vision, blurry for the first time since he landed on the island, got even worse, and he dropped to one knee.
Project: You alright?
Cad: He knows of the numbers, HE KNOWS OF THE NUMBERS!
Dr.Strangefate: Baxter, what's wrong? What's the matter?
Baxter: I have headaches all the time, they are getting worse and worse ever since those two showed up and started chanting those damn numbers. I'm going to go hunting.
Dr.Strangefate: Don't do it alone, take someone with you.
Baxter: I'll take the J. Agamemnon guy with me.
Dr.Strangefate: Be back before sunset too.
Baxter: Gives me some hours to hunt.
Dr.Strangefate: Take this.
He hands Baxter a Glock.
Baxter: When did you get this?
Dr.Strangefate: I found it on the beach, haven't tried it out yet though.
Baxter looks at the gun, then sighs.
Baxter: Just my luck, it's a novelty lighter.
He pulls the trigger and a little flame sputs out.
Dr.Strangefate: Oh...can I keep it?
Baxter: Whatever.
Baxter tossed Dr.Strangefate the gun and walked away.
Elsewhere
Zombipanda: Okay, we are so lost
McCheese: Ever get the feeling you backed the wrong guy?
Random: Yea….yes I do.
Zombipanda: Hey, I was a cop in the real world, okay? I work in urban area, not jungles.
McCheese: And now, he's a racist against jungles.
Random: Yes…yes he is
Zombipanda: Are you going to agree everything he says?
Random: Yes…yes I am.
And that takes care of them for this arc, continuing on
At the mysterious part of the island known as Black Rock
Houde: My head hurts. Real bad.
Houde woke up in a darkened room, looking like it was an observation room. He was on a bed, and had a bandage around his head, and dressed in the same clothes. A burger lay on the table next to him.
Voice: Have a burger, it's on us.
Houde looked over to the voice. One whole wall of the room was glass, hence the observation part. Standing there was two men, one that had dreadlocks, and one with a goatee.
Houde: I had one before I got knocked out.
Dreadlocks: But this one isn't made with boar meat.
Houde: Oh, in that case, no, once you have boar meat, you can't go back
Goatee: Eat the burger
Houde: Eat my ***
A pause as the two look at each other. The one in dreadlocks leaves the room.
Houde: Did I offend your friend?
Goatee: No, not at all Mr. Houde, he's simply bringing something back so you will behave for us. While he is gone, perhaps you will talk to us.
Houde: Whatever.
Goatee: Do you believe in fate Mr. Houde?
Houde: Not at all.
Goatee: Then, how come when we need a scientist trained by the greatest geneticist in the world, Aeroth, one washes up on our island?
Houde pauses
Houde: That made no sense to me.
Goatee: Fate is real Mr. Houde
Houde: It's my damn first name, HOUDE! STOP SAYING MISTER BEFORE IT!
Goatee pauses, smiling.
Goatee: We have information from the outside world you know.
Houde: That's nice.
Goatee: The Red Sox won the world series. In 2004.
Houde: Really? OMG? That happened, like, TWO YEARS AGO!
Goatee: We know what day it is.
Houde: Yeah, probably, I don't know, one, maybe two days after GMaster clocked me with a board in the back of the head.
Goatee: It's December 4, 2004.
Houde: Are you nuts? It's freaking 2006. You guys have some bad information.
Goatee frowns, looking at the sheet in front of him
Goatee: We know your back history, we know who you were married too.
Houde: That's new to me, I never married.
Goatee paused for a minute. He throws the sheet in frustration.
Goatee: GODDAMIT! Ourchair sucks at fixing computers, BASS! BRING HIM IN!
The man in dreadlocks returns, dragging Planet-Man with him.
Goatee: We will kill this man if you don't help us.
Houde: Okay, let me get this straight. You attack me, drag me across this island. Take me prisoner. Give me information in return for giving you whatever you need from me, which you won't say. Then you attack someone, I don't even know and threaten to kill him. You're going about this whole thing all wrong, you wanna know what you could have done?
Goatee: What Mr.Houde?
Houde: Just asked me. Kill the ****er, I don't know him. *******s.
Goatee: Bass, put him in the cells until we figure out what to do with Mr. Houde right here.
Bass: Sure thing E
The man with the goatee gave him a cross look.
Bass: I mean, Chief…Master…um Guy I Don't Know Whose Name Is Definitely Not Associated With the Letter E at All..person.
Houde laughed in his cell.
E: Why do I always get stuck with the idiots?
Random
Didn't **** any of those *****es
You almost made me laugh in the middle of someone's Database presentations, awesome
Ice
Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
This just got better. :lol:
McCheese
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I may have backed the wrong horse, but I found a yes man. A net win for McCheese. Woot!
The Return of Bass!!!
Kind of.
Not really.
I miss Bass.
Iceshadow
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Poor E, his schemes never work out.
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
The Past
Baxter was always a lucky man.
Everyone knew this in the town of Cosmopolis. Baxter walked the streets like he owned them.
But this day was not going to be like all the others in his life. It started when he was walking along with his friends, Entropy and Ultimate Bigby.
Entropy: So Bax, what we plan on doing today?
Baxter: I'm feeling lucky, in fact, I'm getting a huge luck on over there.
He points to a lotto store.
Ultimate Bigby: Let's go!
And lo, they entered the store, and that's when the headache started.
Baxter: Ow....I just got a huge headache.
Ultimate Bigby: OH! That's not good, is it?
Entropy: Not at all.
Baxter walked up to the counter.
Baxter: I'll take a ticket sir, and make it a lucky one. Random numbers!
Rene: Sure thing Baxter, you lucky devil. he handed him a ticket, and Baxter took one look at the numbers.
2,7,8,19,20
The next thing he remembered was him falling down, slowly. Everything was in slow motion as he fainted. He saw numbers flash on the screen showing the Keno winners.
He didn't win.
He'd always won.
With that Baxter passed out. When he awoke he found out his mansion had burned, and his two supposed friends, Ultimate Bigby and Entropy had taken off with his money.
He vowed revenge.
Present
Baxter, gathering some of his knives and some water, proceeded to walk over to the lounging Hibiki and J. Agamemnon.
Baxter: Time for you to earn your keep boy.
He threw another bag full of food and water onto J. Agamemnon
Baxter: Me and you going hunting.
J. Agamemnon: I ain't going to go hunting.
Hibiki: He belongs next to me.
Baxter: Either you come, or I'm burying another dead body.
J. Agamemnon: Let me pee and I'll be ready to go
Hibiki: *****
J. Agamemnon: The guys scares me
Hibiki: He's all talk, He won't do anything to hurt you.
Baxter grabbed a knife off his belt and threw it.
It hit sand next to Hibiki, point first, missing her hand by mere centimeters.
Baxter: I've been praticing.
J. Agamemnon: Sorry honey, I'll be back.
Hibiki: Fine then, bring some burgers honey.
J. Agamemnon: I will.
Iceshadow and Ultimate Quicksilver
U. Quicksilver: Tea and crumpets?
Iceshadow: Oh, thank you.
Today's torture was something so devious, that even Iceshadow didn't see it coming.
Iceshadow bit into a crumpet, it's dry goodness having him reach out for his tea, only to find it not there.
Iceshadow: Where's my tea?
U. Quicksilver: You're mouth drying up boy? IS IT! BWHAHAHAH! Tell me everything, and I'll give you the tea, tell me, TELL ME!
Iceshadow: NOOOO!!
Baxter was always a lucky man.
Everyone knew this in the town of Cosmopolis. Baxter walked the streets like he owned them.
But this day was not going to be like all the others in his life. It started when he was walking along with his friends, Entropy and Ultimate Bigby.
Entropy: So Bax, what we plan on doing today?
Baxter: I'm feeling lucky, in fact, I'm getting a huge luck on over there.
He points to a lotto store.
Ultimate Bigby: Let's go!
And lo, they entered the store, and that's when the headache started.
Baxter: Ow....I just got a huge headache.
Ultimate Bigby: OH! That's not good, is it?
Entropy: Not at all.
Baxter walked up to the counter.
Baxter: I'll take a ticket sir, and make it a lucky one. Random numbers!
Rene: Sure thing Baxter, you lucky devil. he handed him a ticket, and Baxter took one look at the numbers.
2,7,8,19,20
The next thing he remembered was him falling down, slowly. Everything was in slow motion as he fainted. He saw numbers flash on the screen showing the Keno winners.
He didn't win.
He'd always won.
With that Baxter passed out. When he awoke he found out his mansion had burned, and his two supposed friends, Ultimate Bigby and Entropy had taken off with his money.
He vowed revenge.
Present
Baxter, gathering some of his knives and some water, proceeded to walk over to the lounging Hibiki and J. Agamemnon.
Baxter: Time for you to earn your keep boy.
He threw another bag full of food and water onto J. Agamemnon
Baxter: Me and you going hunting.
J. Agamemnon: I ain't going to go hunting.
Hibiki: He belongs next to me.
Baxter: Either you come, or I'm burying another dead body.
J. Agamemnon: Let me pee and I'll be ready to go
Hibiki: *****
J. Agamemnon: The guys scares me
Hibiki: He's all talk, He won't do anything to hurt you.
Baxter grabbed a knife off his belt and threw it.
It hit sand next to Hibiki, point first, missing her hand by mere centimeters.
Baxter: I've been praticing.
J. Agamemnon: Sorry honey, I'll be back.
Hibiki: Fine then, bring some burgers honey.
J. Agamemnon: I will.
Iceshadow and Ultimate Quicksilver
U. Quicksilver: Tea and crumpets?
Iceshadow: Oh, thank you.
Today's torture was something so devious, that even Iceshadow didn't see it coming.
Iceshadow bit into a crumpet, it's dry goodness having him reach out for his tea, only to find it not there.
Iceshadow: Where's my tea?
U. Quicksilver: You're mouth drying up boy? IS IT! BWHAHAHAH! Tell me everything, and I'll give you the tea, tell me, TELL ME!
Iceshadow: NOOOO!!
Friday
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Iceshadow
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I always knew that Bax was bat-****-zania crazy.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Ultimate Houde said:
:lol: :lol: :lol:
Planet-man
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Ultimate Houde said:
I laughed out loud at this.:lol:
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Baxter, his headache getting worse as he went farther into the jungle, stumbled across some weeds, and fell.
J. Agamemnon: You alright?
Baxter: This headache I have, just keeps getting worse.
J. Agamemnon: You need help?
Baxter: I can help myself, I don't need anyones help.
J. Agamemnon: Calm down man, just trying to help you know.
Baxter: I can help myself, I don't need your help.
J. Agamemnon: Okay, okay.
Baxter tried to get his bearings....and remembered.
Flashback
Doctor: Well sir, I've looked into the problem
Baxter: And?
Doctor: You're migraines are causing your vision problems.
Baxter: What about the weight gain Doc?
Doctor: The best I can figure, without being as active as you where, and combination of the frequent migraines, you are gaining weight.
Baxter: Anything I can do?
Doctor: Without my help, no.
Baxter: I don't need your help doc, I don't need pills or anything like that, I can do this on my own.
Doctor: Well, you will need the help of glasses.
Baxter: Screw the glasses. One day. I won't need em.
Present
Baxter shakily got to his feet.
Baxter: Listen J. Agamemnon, I'll never need them again, you understand me?
Baxter grabbed J. Agamemnon and backed him into a tree.
Baxter: You UNDER....
He trailed off.
J. Agamemnon: Um....I get it, you don't need help.
Baxter: What is this? In the tree?
J. Agamemnon: What, that, it's a wire, looks like a powerline.
Baxter: What's a powerline doing here?
J. Agamemnon: I say we follow it.
Baxter: But, where's it source coming from, which way we follow?
J. Agamemnon: You asking for help?
Baxter: About this, yea.
J. Agamemnon: Oh, then we go this way, I'm a electrical engineer.
BaxteR: Convinent
J. Agamemnon: I thought so.
Where E, Bass and the others are.
I have no idea what to call it....hm....what can I call it?
I'll settle for Shanty-town
It has a nice ring to it
Shanty-town
E: OURCHAIR!
the man being address, a short Asian fellow, looked up from his computer.
Ourchair: Yea?
E: This data is all wrong, its about that damn spinal surgeon we had a while back. Where's the data on Houde?
Ourchair: It was'nt interesting, I deleted it and made up something new,
E: What?
Ourchair: Listen to this. Houde, his childhood, part one, chapter one, verse XIV. Houde was a poor soul as a child, already having murdered his neighbor's cat in a fit of rage.
E grabbed the documents out of Ourchair's hand, and ripped them apart.
Well he attempted to.
Instead he simply threw them on the ground a minute later.
E: Alright, you get me his real information, and you get it now, you got that?
Ourchair: Fine, fine.
E stormed out of Ourchair's office, and bumped into his security person, Ricky.
E: What do you want?
Ricky: You told me to get you when he awakens? He's awake.
E: Good, good, let's go talk to this Planet-man.
Far away from Shanty-Town.
Or maybe right on top of it...
Ominus, ain't it?
Random: GO FISH!
McCheese: HA! Zombipanda sucks at go fish.
Zombipanda: I hate the lot of you
J. Agamemnon: You alright?
Baxter: This headache I have, just keeps getting worse.
J. Agamemnon: You need help?
Baxter: I can help myself, I don't need anyones help.
J. Agamemnon: Calm down man, just trying to help you know.
Baxter: I can help myself, I don't need your help.
J. Agamemnon: Okay, okay.
Baxter tried to get his bearings....and remembered.
Flashback
Doctor: Well sir, I've looked into the problem
Baxter: And?
Doctor: You're migraines are causing your vision problems.
Baxter: What about the weight gain Doc?
Doctor: The best I can figure, without being as active as you where, and combination of the frequent migraines, you are gaining weight.
Baxter: Anything I can do?
Doctor: Without my help, no.
Baxter: I don't need your help doc, I don't need pills or anything like that, I can do this on my own.
Doctor: Well, you will need the help of glasses.
Baxter: Screw the glasses. One day. I won't need em.
Present
Baxter shakily got to his feet.
Baxter: Listen J. Agamemnon, I'll never need them again, you understand me?
Baxter grabbed J. Agamemnon and backed him into a tree.
Baxter: You UNDER....
He trailed off.
J. Agamemnon: Um....I get it, you don't need help.
Baxter: What is this? In the tree?
J. Agamemnon: What, that, it's a wire, looks like a powerline.
Baxter: What's a powerline doing here?
J. Agamemnon: I say we follow it.
Baxter: But, where's it source coming from, which way we follow?
J. Agamemnon: You asking for help?
Baxter: About this, yea.
J. Agamemnon: Oh, then we go this way, I'm a electrical engineer.
BaxteR: Convinent
J. Agamemnon: I thought so.
Where E, Bass and the others are.
I have no idea what to call it....hm....what can I call it?
I'll settle for Shanty-town
It has a nice ring to it
Shanty-town
E: OURCHAIR!
the man being address, a short Asian fellow, looked up from his computer.
Ourchair: Yea?
E: This data is all wrong, its about that damn spinal surgeon we had a while back. Where's the data on Houde?
Ourchair: It was'nt interesting, I deleted it and made up something new,
E: What?
Ourchair: Listen to this. Houde, his childhood, part one, chapter one, verse XIV. Houde was a poor soul as a child, already having murdered his neighbor's cat in a fit of rage.
E grabbed the documents out of Ourchair's hand, and ripped them apart.
Well he attempted to.
Instead he simply threw them on the ground a minute later.
E: Alright, you get me his real information, and you get it now, you got that?
Ourchair: Fine, fine.
E stormed out of Ourchair's office, and bumped into his security person, Ricky.
E: What do you want?
Ricky: You told me to get you when he awakens? He's awake.
E: Good, good, let's go talk to this Planet-man.
Far away from Shanty-Town.
Or maybe right on top of it...
Ominus, ain't it?
Random: GO FISH!
McCheese: HA! Zombipanda sucks at go fish.
Zombipanda: I hate the lot of you
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Ultimate Quicksilver
Well-Known Member
I love tea. Houde this is hilarious. UC Stuck makes my day.
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McCheese
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Planet-man
Well-Known Member
Wait 'til they get a loada me.
Hellsbuttmonkey
Well-Known Member
This is some great stuff!
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Baxter and J. Agamemnon followed the electrical cord back to it's beginning, the place now known as Shanty-town. The stood on a cliff, overlooking the complex.
Baxter: We need to sneak down there, and see if we can find Houde.
J. Agamemnon I wonder why they are here though?
Baxter: To annoy me I'm assuming.
They heard two people walking up close, maybe being guards, and talking to each other.
Guard 1: I heard he was one of the people that crashed
Guard 2: I doubt it. His luck does suck, he wouldn't be that lucky to end up here
Guard 1: I was thinking about that, but then I realized something, maybe his luck got so bad because it was going to make him so lucky to end up here.
Guard 2: Listen, we got away from him before, we'll get away from him again.
Baxter whispered to J. Agamemnon.
Baxter: I know those two dweebs. They are the guys that made me push my luck to far that day.
J. Agamemnon: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Baxter: They are so going to pay for that.
As the two guards walked around the corner, the rage that is Baxter jumped them.
Ultimate Bigby: GAH!
Entrophy: They found us!
The three of them tussled, Baxter losing do to numbers, until J. Agamemnon jumped into the fray. Eventually, a gun shot went off, and the two guards ran for it.
Ultimate Bigby: I don't get paid enough for this
Entrophy: RAISE THE ALARMS!
Baxter groggily got to his feet, looking for a gunshot wound, and not seeing any. He smiled.
Baxter: I guess my luck didn't fail me that time, huh?
He didn't hear a word from J. Agamemnon. He turned around and saw the dead body, a gunshot through his heart. Baxter looked sullen for a moment, and then proceeded to take the other half of the money J. Agamemnon stole from GMaster's dead body. He then turned and ran.
Shanty-town
E: What in tarnation?
Ourchair: Is that the alarms?
E: Yes, and that does not bode very well for us, now does it.
Ultimate Bigby and Entrophy both ran around the corner, and straight into E.
Ultimate Bigby: Um…hi big guy.
Entrophy: They are here man, they were looking right at the facility.
E: Great….
Ultimate Bigby: They'll come back.
E: Let them. Ricky, double the guards around the tower.
Ultimate Bigby: Great, double guard duty now
E: SHUT UP!
Ricky: Calm down boss.
E: I am calm, sonny. Now, let's deal with Planet-Man here.
E entered a room, and walked over to the cage where Planet-Man was at. He was merrily eating a fish biscuit.
E: I see you figured out how to get the biscuits.
Planet-Man: I know, you press the button and the biscuits come out.
E: What, that's it?
Planet-Man: Yup, I think the entire mechanism is broken.
E: You think?
Planet-Man: I could help with that.
E: You work with machines?
Planet-Man: Nope, I work with insurance.
E paused. Then he walked out of the room.
E: Great, we captured a stupid insurance agent. What are we going to do with an insurance agent.
Planet-Man screamed from inside the cage.
Planet-Man: Get insurance, what else?
E looked over at the guard of the cell.
E: Pandrio, make sure he doesn't escape…and for Godsakes man, lose the penguin getup.
Pandrio: Penguins are in right now.
E: I'm the boss, LOSE IT!
Pandrio: Fine.
Meanwhile, at Zombipanda's Exciting Group
McCheese: HA! Beat a Jack!
Zombipanda: DAMMIT!
McCheese: Looks like McCheese won again.
Random: You are the War champion.
Then they heard a shot.
McCheese: Crap, it's the cops!
Zombipanda: That's not a cop gun.
McCheese: How do you know? You a cop or something?
Zombipanda: I swore I already said that.
Random: He did
McCheese: I f I knew you were a cop, I wouldn't have backed you.
Random: someone is coming.
Baxter broke into the clearing, and looked at the three of them. It took him about a half a second to decide on his next course of action.
Baxter: Windmill attack!
He swung his arms like windmills and charged Random.
Random: NOT THE FACE!
Random dove out of the way, and Baxter, not paying attention to were he was going, collided with a tree.
Baxter: My head….it hurts even more now.
Zombipanda: Alright, anyone know this guy?
McCheese: He's from the steamboat. He's the one who gave me my ticket. Baxter, you alright?
Baxter groggily got to his feet.
Baxter: McCheese?
McCheese: What's up bud?
Baxter: We need to get out of here, and get to our camp, away from these crazy psychos with guns and stuff.
Zombipanda: You guys have a camp?
Baxter: follow me, let's go.
Stay Tuned for UC:Stuck 4,The Wandering Tale of VVD
Baxter: We need to sneak down there, and see if we can find Houde.
J. Agamemnon I wonder why they are here though?
Baxter: To annoy me I'm assuming.
They heard two people walking up close, maybe being guards, and talking to each other.
Guard 1: I heard he was one of the people that crashed
Guard 2: I doubt it. His luck does suck, he wouldn't be that lucky to end up here
Guard 1: I was thinking about that, but then I realized something, maybe his luck got so bad because it was going to make him so lucky to end up here.
Guard 2: Listen, we got away from him before, we'll get away from him again.
Baxter whispered to J. Agamemnon.
Baxter: I know those two dweebs. They are the guys that made me push my luck to far that day.
J. Agamemnon: I have no idea what you're talking about.
Baxter: They are so going to pay for that.
As the two guards walked around the corner, the rage that is Baxter jumped them.
Ultimate Bigby: GAH!
Entrophy: They found us!
The three of them tussled, Baxter losing do to numbers, until J. Agamemnon jumped into the fray. Eventually, a gun shot went off, and the two guards ran for it.
Ultimate Bigby: I don't get paid enough for this
Entrophy: RAISE THE ALARMS!
Baxter groggily got to his feet, looking for a gunshot wound, and not seeing any. He smiled.
Baxter: I guess my luck didn't fail me that time, huh?
He didn't hear a word from J. Agamemnon. He turned around and saw the dead body, a gunshot through his heart. Baxter looked sullen for a moment, and then proceeded to take the other half of the money J. Agamemnon stole from GMaster's dead body. He then turned and ran.
Shanty-town
E: What in tarnation?
Ourchair: Is that the alarms?
E: Yes, and that does not bode very well for us, now does it.
Ultimate Bigby and Entrophy both ran around the corner, and straight into E.
Ultimate Bigby: Um…hi big guy.
Entrophy: They are here man, they were looking right at the facility.
E: Great….
Ultimate Bigby: They'll come back.
E: Let them. Ricky, double the guards around the tower.
Ultimate Bigby: Great, double guard duty now
E: SHUT UP!
Ricky: Calm down boss.
E: I am calm, sonny. Now, let's deal with Planet-Man here.
E entered a room, and walked over to the cage where Planet-Man was at. He was merrily eating a fish biscuit.
E: I see you figured out how to get the biscuits.
Planet-Man: I know, you press the button and the biscuits come out.
E: What, that's it?
Planet-Man: Yup, I think the entire mechanism is broken.
E: You think?
Planet-Man: I could help with that.
E: You work with machines?
Planet-Man: Nope, I work with insurance.
E paused. Then he walked out of the room.
E: Great, we captured a stupid insurance agent. What are we going to do with an insurance agent.
Planet-Man screamed from inside the cage.
Planet-Man: Get insurance, what else?
E looked over at the guard of the cell.
E: Pandrio, make sure he doesn't escape…and for Godsakes man, lose the penguin getup.
Pandrio: Penguins are in right now.
E: I'm the boss, LOSE IT!
Pandrio: Fine.
Meanwhile, at Zombipanda's Exciting Group
McCheese: HA! Beat a Jack!
Zombipanda: DAMMIT!
McCheese: Looks like McCheese won again.
Random: You are the War champion.
Then they heard a shot.
McCheese: Crap, it's the cops!
Zombipanda: That's not a cop gun.
McCheese: How do you know? You a cop or something?
Zombipanda: I swore I already said that.
Random: He did
McCheese: I f I knew you were a cop, I wouldn't have backed you.
Random: someone is coming.
Baxter broke into the clearing, and looked at the three of them. It took him about a half a second to decide on his next course of action.
Baxter: Windmill attack!
He swung his arms like windmills and charged Random.
Random: NOT THE FACE!
Random dove out of the way, and Baxter, not paying attention to were he was going, collided with a tree.
Baxter: My head….it hurts even more now.
Zombipanda: Alright, anyone know this guy?
McCheese: He's from the steamboat. He's the one who gave me my ticket. Baxter, you alright?
Baxter groggily got to his feet.
Baxter: McCheese?
McCheese: What's up bud?
Baxter: We need to get out of here, and get to our camp, away from these crazy psychos with guns and stuff.
Zombipanda: You guys have a camp?
Baxter: follow me, let's go.
End of UC:Stuck 3,
Stay Tuned for UC:Stuck 4,The Wandering Tale of VVD
Victor Von Doom
Fist of teh Internets.
:lol: :lol: :lol:
**** YEAH!!! Less story and more Doom Quips!!!! :rockon:
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
A Planet-Man made poster for you all to enjoy
McCheese
Well-Known Member
CHAMPION!!!
Damn straight! **** the police!
Me and Baxter know each other? The plot thickens.
wOOt!!!
Nice.A Planet-Man made poster for you all to enjoy
Random
Didn't **** any of those *****es
Houde you are one of the few people that can actually make me laugh out loud, congradulations
