McCheese
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:lol: Good stuff Houde.
UC: Stuck
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Iceshadow
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I can stand Sound of Music as long as its not followed by Moulin Rouge.
I liked Random: I'M GOING TO SCREAM IN FRUSTRATION AS WELL! ARGH!!!!
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I liked Random: I'M GOING TO SCREAM IN FRUSTRATION AS WELL! ARGH!!!!
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Random
Didn't **** any of those *****es
I was on the floor laugh my *** off in the middle of a computer lab, way to go Houde
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Who or what could it be?
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Good stuff, I can't wait for the next instalment.
ProjectX2
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WHY ARE WE SHOUTING?!
I feel so violated.
I feel so violated.
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Monster: I mean....RAWR!
The Manwithoutfear wasn't called that for nothing you know. He reached into the smoke, and grabbed someone, dragging them out. The man was a little black man, who was screaming.
Person: RODNEY KING! RODNEY KING!
The smoke cleared away form the machine, revealing a six foot tall mechanical ape.
Person: OPPRESSING THE BLACK MAN, OPRESSING THE BLACK MAN!
MWoF, in his drunken state, took one look at the man, and headbutted him in the head. The person slipped in unconciousness. Slinging him over his shoulder, he continued, grabbing his alcohol bottle once more.
MWoF: Damn n00bs, keep getting in my way.
Flashback
MWoF: GET OUT OF MY WAY!
He screamed at everyone who was in line before him. The must be here for the same thing he presumed. The only reason why he was here was to reunite with his friend, Longshotjimlee, just so he could answer a question for him.
Why did he do it what he did.
Two people were standing in front of him.
Gamma Man: I can't wait to get on the ship, and do stuff!
Sjmole: Me too man, that be awesome!
They, for some inexpicable reason, were standing in front of the line, but not moving, holding everyone up.
Dr.Strangefate: MOVE IT! GET ON THE DAMN BOAT!
MWoF: DOWN WITH NEWBS!
MWoF, having gotten a job as a Private Detective, still hadn't pulled up any info on his missing friend. Then one day he got a letter, containing a picture of Longshotjimlee, and one invite for him to get a trip on a steamboat sailing down the Mississippi. So he jumped at the chance to go. Now he was really dreading that decision, if the boat was going to be filled off these types of newbs.
MWoF: MOVE IT!
Gamma Man and Sjmole continued to hold up the line for a further hour until they finally boarded the boat.
Zombipanda's Group
Zombipanda had assumed leadership over the other two quickly enough, McCheese was already in his boat, and Random was easily enough to push over.
Zombipanda: I'm the leader now, got it?
Random: Sure
Zombipanda: Good, we need to move, no more of this walking in circles, we simply move straight and forward.
McCheese: What if we run into a mountain?
Zombipanda: We go over it.
Random: Okay, that makes much more sense than going around it.
Zombipanda: Are you mocking me?
Random: Not at all sweetcheeks.
Zombipanda: Let's go
Random: What about Planet-man
Zombipanda: We don't carry around dead guys.
Random: He's not dead, he's knocked out. Probably be okay, the tree wasn't that big that...
Zombipanda: WE DON'T CARRY AROUND DEAD GUYS!
Random: Okay okay, stop with the foaming and everything.
McCheese: Can we go now?
The three of them struck out, leaving the still alive and unconcious Planet-Man on the ground, snoring peacefully.
Main Camp
VVD: So, you think GMaster is a traitor brahs?
Baxter: That seems to be the consencous yes.
VVD: Shall I offer him a smoke?
Baxter: Why, so we can give him lung cancer in forty years to kill him?
VVD: No brah, because only evil people smoke.
Baxter: Guys, when I can I kill the idiot?
Dr.Strangefate: Not right now, we need his muscles.
Baxter: I don't think we need them that much.
Project: If he knows we are on too him, he'll get suspicious. We need to keep him busy, suggestions?
Dr.Strangefate: Let him take care of the two biggest idiots here. Put him on Gamma Man, Sjmole duty.
Baxter: Devious....I like that.
The Manwithoutfear wasn't called that for nothing you know. He reached into the smoke, and grabbed someone, dragging them out. The man was a little black man, who was screaming.
Person: RODNEY KING! RODNEY KING!
The smoke cleared away form the machine, revealing a six foot tall mechanical ape.
Person: OPPRESSING THE BLACK MAN, OPRESSING THE BLACK MAN!
MWoF, in his drunken state, took one look at the man, and headbutted him in the head. The person slipped in unconciousness. Slinging him over his shoulder, he continued, grabbing his alcohol bottle once more.
MWoF: Damn n00bs, keep getting in my way.
Flashback
MWoF: GET OUT OF MY WAY!
He screamed at everyone who was in line before him. The must be here for the same thing he presumed. The only reason why he was here was to reunite with his friend, Longshotjimlee, just so he could answer a question for him.
Why did he do it what he did.
Two people were standing in front of him.
Gamma Man: I can't wait to get on the ship, and do stuff!
Sjmole: Me too man, that be awesome!
They, for some inexpicable reason, were standing in front of the line, but not moving, holding everyone up.
Dr.Strangefate: MOVE IT! GET ON THE DAMN BOAT!
MWoF: DOWN WITH NEWBS!
MWoF, having gotten a job as a Private Detective, still hadn't pulled up any info on his missing friend. Then one day he got a letter, containing a picture of Longshotjimlee, and one invite for him to get a trip on a steamboat sailing down the Mississippi. So he jumped at the chance to go. Now he was really dreading that decision, if the boat was going to be filled off these types of newbs.
MWoF: MOVE IT!
Gamma Man and Sjmole continued to hold up the line for a further hour until they finally boarded the boat.
Zombipanda's Group
Zombipanda had assumed leadership over the other two quickly enough, McCheese was already in his boat, and Random was easily enough to push over.
Zombipanda: I'm the leader now, got it?
Random: Sure
Zombipanda: Good, we need to move, no more of this walking in circles, we simply move straight and forward.
McCheese: What if we run into a mountain?
Zombipanda: We go over it.
Random: Okay, that makes much more sense than going around it.
Zombipanda: Are you mocking me?
Random: Not at all sweetcheeks.
Zombipanda: Let's go
Random: What about Planet-man
Zombipanda: We don't carry around dead guys.
Random: He's not dead, he's knocked out. Probably be okay, the tree wasn't that big that...
Zombipanda: WE DON'T CARRY AROUND DEAD GUYS!
Random: Okay okay, stop with the foaming and everything.
McCheese: Can we go now?
The three of them struck out, leaving the still alive and unconcious Planet-Man on the ground, snoring peacefully.
Main Camp
VVD: So, you think GMaster is a traitor brahs?
Baxter: That seems to be the consencous yes.
VVD: Shall I offer him a smoke?
Baxter: Why, so we can give him lung cancer in forty years to kill him?
VVD: No brah, because only evil people smoke.
Baxter: Guys, when I can I kill the idiot?
Dr.Strangefate: Not right now, we need his muscles.
Baxter: I don't think we need them that much.
Project: If he knows we are on too him, he'll get suspicious. We need to keep him busy, suggestions?
Dr.Strangefate: Let him take care of the two biggest idiots here. Put him on Gamma Man, Sjmole duty.
Baxter: Devious....I like that.
Ice
Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
Got caught up. Sweetness.
Hibiki
Really is pretentious, no matter what she says. Do
This is cool.
McCheese
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Zombipanda
My Boom-Boom's mostly gay
I'm such a douchebag.
Planet-man
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Okay, so I finally read like the last six installments of this and it's freaking hysterical.
My "accident" was perfect, and Random's classic Michael Showalter-esque response to it("I'M GOING TO SCREAM IN FRUSTRATION AS WELL! ARGH!!!!") had me in tears.
Err...that was an intentional reference, right Houde?
My "accident" was perfect, and Random's classic Michael Showalter-esque response to it("I'M GOING TO SCREAM IN FRUSTRATION AS WELL! ARGH!!!!") had me in tears.
Err...that was an intentional reference, right Houde?
TheManWithoutFear
#1 reason not to join UC
Ha!:lol:
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
It was night time.
You can tell, by the fact there is no sun out, just the moon, casting it's eerily white light across the grren landscape of the tropical jungle.
Hey, I'm trying to create an atmopshere here, deal with it people.
Main Camp
Project: Okay, so we are in agreement here?
VVD: Yea brah
Baxter: Sounds good to me.
Moonie: I wanna kick him in the balls.
Dr.Strangefate: I say we let the little one hit him in the balls, h has been going about it all day.
TGO: Damn, I want to hit him in the balls.
Project: Whatever, we just confront him, okay?
The six individuals walk up to GMaster.
Project: Hey
GMaster: Hey
Project: So...um...how you doing?
GMaster: Are you hitting on me?
Moonie, taking this as his cue, ran up to GMaster, and hit him in the balls.
GMaster: GAH!
He went down, holding his privates
GMaster: What the hell is a matter with you? You little freak!
TGO: I would have hit him harder.
Baxter: Give me five minutes with little miss prissy. I pry it out of him.
GMaster: Pry what out of me?
Project: I know Houde didn't hit me.
GMaster: And you guys believe him?
VVD: OF course brah, Houde's trustworthy
GMaster: Trustworthy? You just met the guy?
Dr.Strangefate: Yea, he's right you know, we did.
Moonie hit GMaster in the balls once again.
Moonie: I won't listen to your way of thinking, I'm my own man!
And again.
Baxter: Seriously, this is hurting me now. Anyone got any water we can spray him with to calm him down.
Dr.Strangefate: I brought some.
He squirts Moonie, who hisses and cowers behind Project.
GMaster: What is wrong with you guys? This hurts real bad.
Baxter: Tell us who you work for.
GMaster: No one man, my name is GMaster, I came here on the Steamboat, with the lot of you!
VVD: You want a smoke brah?
GMaster: I don't smoke! It's bad for you! Only losers smoke!
On another part of the island, in Zombipanda's group....
McCheese: You hear that?
Random: Hear what?
McCheese: Someone made fun of smokers. BASTARD! I'LL CUT YOU! I WILL ****ING CUT YOU!
Zombipanda: I love his intensity
Meanwhile
Project: Maybe he's right, maybe he isn't a traitor...
Just then someone walked out of the bushes and looked at them, then at GMaster. His eyes looked slightly panicky.
Ice: I found you guys!
Project: Who are you?
Ice: My name is Ice, I was on the Steamboat when it crashed. There's my guest! His name is Cad.
Baxter: Funny, he told me his name was GMaster.
GMaster: I like secret identities? I mean, I don't know any of you, why would I trust you guys?
VVD: You want a smoke?
Ice: Naw, don't touch the things, they kill you know.
Here we go again
McCheese: AGAIN! IF YOU AD THE CAJONES, YOU WOULD SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU PINKO COMMIE BASTARDS!
Zombipanda: You tell them chico.
McCheese: I'M GOING TO MARCH THROUGH THIS CRAPPY *** JUNGLE JUST SO I CAN SHOVE MY SIZE TEN'S UP YOUR TINY ******* YOU SELF RIGHTEOUS *****!
Sorry about that..he gets...
McCheese: DON'T YOU CUT ME OFF! I'M NOT DONE YET NARRATOR!
Really?
McCheese: Hell ya, I got this whole thing with coconuts I was going to say
Interesting...
McCheese: Yea, where was I again?
I believe coconuts?
McCheese: Oh yea, so these coconuts...
Um, Mr. McCheese?
McCheese: Yea, voice from heaven guy?
I don't care, now, back to the main camp
Project: So you're real name is Cad, why would you lie to us?
GMaster: Cause....like I said before that guy left for a minute, I can't trust any of you guys.
Moonie: O'rly?
Ice: Wow, how did you pronouce that?
Moonie: I have a double jointed tongue.
Ice: I bet that gets you alot of guys.
Dr.Strangefate: You know, all these gay jokes being thrown about and none of them are about me...in this part anyways.
Just then, MWoF walked back, with the black man on his shoulder, and a pony.
Moonie: YOU FOUND A PONY!
MWoF: Yeah I did, and this guy.
Ice: Slimjim? Is that you?
MWoF: And guess what he did?
Cad and Ice stood up, and began to edge to the forest.
MWoF: Told me some very interesting things, like how those two over there, were sent to spy on us.
Ice: Um.....no we weren't, he's lying.
Cad: Yea, he's black, black people lie.
MWoF: Not when they go shot for shot with me they don't.
Cad: Hehehe, look guys, can we talk about this?
MWoF: TGO, Moonie.....
TGO & Moonie: What?
MWoF: Hit em in the balls once more. Till they pass out. If you want Pony burgers that is.
Out of nowhere, a scrawny kid ran up, holding a carrot.
Ultimate MJ: The humanity...that's disgusting,...
He then ran off.
TGO & Moonie: INTERWEB VIKINGS! BOOYA! HIT EM IN THE BALLS!
Cad & Ice: OH ****!
And so ends UC:Stuck part 2, part 3, starring the illustrious Baxter and his backstory features another death, another reveal, more questions, little answers, and Slimjim, in his drunken glory with MWoF.
Oh, want a preview?
I got your back.
Planet-Man woke up, in the middle of the night, to see two people standing over him. In the dim moonlight, he could make out a goatee and dreadlocks.
Planet-Man: God? Jesus?
Goatee: He is close.
Dreadlocks: Point, do you wish too, or shall I?
Goatee: Be my guest
Dreadlocks: goodnight Stacey.
Dreadlocks punches him, knocking out Planet-Man. The two of them pick him up and walk off.
You can tell, by the fact there is no sun out, just the moon, casting it's eerily white light across the grren landscape of the tropical jungle.
Hey, I'm trying to create an atmopshere here, deal with it people.
Main Camp
Project: Okay, so we are in agreement here?
VVD: Yea brah
Baxter: Sounds good to me.
Moonie: I wanna kick him in the balls.
Dr.Strangefate: I say we let the little one hit him in the balls, h has been going about it all day.
TGO: Damn, I want to hit him in the balls.
Project: Whatever, we just confront him, okay?
The six individuals walk up to GMaster.
Project: Hey
GMaster: Hey
Project: So...um...how you doing?
GMaster: Are you hitting on me?
Moonie, taking this as his cue, ran up to GMaster, and hit him in the balls.
GMaster: GAH!
He went down, holding his privates
GMaster: What the hell is a matter with you? You little freak!
TGO: I would have hit him harder.
Baxter: Give me five minutes with little miss prissy. I pry it out of him.
GMaster: Pry what out of me?
Project: I know Houde didn't hit me.
GMaster: And you guys believe him?
VVD: OF course brah, Houde's trustworthy
GMaster: Trustworthy? You just met the guy?
Dr.Strangefate: Yea, he's right you know, we did.
Moonie hit GMaster in the balls once again.
Moonie: I won't listen to your way of thinking, I'm my own man!
And again.
Baxter: Seriously, this is hurting me now. Anyone got any water we can spray him with to calm him down.
Dr.Strangefate: I brought some.
He squirts Moonie, who hisses and cowers behind Project.
GMaster: What is wrong with you guys? This hurts real bad.
Baxter: Tell us who you work for.
GMaster: No one man, my name is GMaster, I came here on the Steamboat, with the lot of you!
VVD: You want a smoke brah?
GMaster: I don't smoke! It's bad for you! Only losers smoke!
On another part of the island, in Zombipanda's group....
McCheese: You hear that?
Random: Hear what?
McCheese: Someone made fun of smokers. BASTARD! I'LL CUT YOU! I WILL ****ING CUT YOU!
Zombipanda: I love his intensity
Meanwhile
Project: Maybe he's right, maybe he isn't a traitor...
Just then someone walked out of the bushes and looked at them, then at GMaster. His eyes looked slightly panicky.
Ice: I found you guys!
Project: Who are you?
Ice: My name is Ice, I was on the Steamboat when it crashed. There's my guest! His name is Cad.
Baxter: Funny, he told me his name was GMaster.
GMaster: I like secret identities? I mean, I don't know any of you, why would I trust you guys?
VVD: You want a smoke?
Ice: Naw, don't touch the things, they kill you know.
Here we go again
McCheese: AGAIN! IF YOU AD THE CAJONES, YOU WOULD SAY THAT TO MY FACE YOU PINKO COMMIE BASTARDS!
Zombipanda: You tell them chico.
McCheese: I'M GOING TO MARCH THROUGH THIS CRAPPY *** JUNGLE JUST SO I CAN SHOVE MY SIZE TEN'S UP YOUR TINY ******* YOU SELF RIGHTEOUS *****!
Sorry about that..he gets...
McCheese: DON'T YOU CUT ME OFF! I'M NOT DONE YET NARRATOR!
Really?
McCheese: Hell ya, I got this whole thing with coconuts I was going to say
Interesting...
McCheese: Yea, where was I again?
I believe coconuts?
McCheese: Oh yea, so these coconuts...
Um, Mr. McCheese?
McCheese: Yea, voice from heaven guy?
I don't care, now, back to the main camp
Project: So you're real name is Cad, why would you lie to us?
GMaster: Cause....like I said before that guy left for a minute, I can't trust any of you guys.
Moonie: O'rly?
Ice: Wow, how did you pronouce that?
Moonie: I have a double jointed tongue.
Ice: I bet that gets you alot of guys.
Dr.Strangefate: You know, all these gay jokes being thrown about and none of them are about me...in this part anyways.
Just then, MWoF walked back, with the black man on his shoulder, and a pony.
Moonie: YOU FOUND A PONY!
MWoF: Yeah I did, and this guy.
Ice: Slimjim? Is that you?
MWoF: And guess what he did?
Cad and Ice stood up, and began to edge to the forest.
MWoF: Told me some very interesting things, like how those two over there, were sent to spy on us.
Ice: Um.....no we weren't, he's lying.
Cad: Yea, he's black, black people lie.
MWoF: Not when they go shot for shot with me they don't.
Cad: Hehehe, look guys, can we talk about this?
MWoF: TGO, Moonie.....
TGO & Moonie: What?
MWoF: Hit em in the balls once more. Till they pass out. If you want Pony burgers that is.
Out of nowhere, a scrawny kid ran up, holding a carrot.
Ultimate MJ: The humanity...that's disgusting,...
He then ran off.
TGO & Moonie: INTERWEB VIKINGS! BOOYA! HIT EM IN THE BALLS!
Cad & Ice: OH ****!
And so ends UC:Stuck part 2, part 3, starring the illustrious Baxter and his backstory features another death, another reveal, more questions, little answers, and Slimjim, in his drunken glory with MWoF.
Oh, want a preview?
I got your back.
Planet-Man woke up, in the middle of the night, to see two people standing over him. In the dim moonlight, he could make out a goatee and dreadlocks.
Planet-Man: God? Jesus?
Goatee: He is close.
Dreadlocks: Point, do you wish too, or shall I?
Goatee: Be my guest
Dreadlocks: goodnight Stacey.
Dreadlocks punches him, knocking out Planet-Man. The two of them pick him up and walk off.
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Random
Didn't **** any of those *****es
HA HA HA! Greatness
McCheese
Well-Known Member
:lol: You made me laugh so loud I woke up my roommate. ****ing great Houde.
Oh and side note: Size twelves.
Iceshadow
Well-Known Member
Mod Spies!!!!
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Planet-man
Well-Known Member
At least I'm still alive.
Mmm....fish biscuit anticipation.
Mmm....fish biscuit anticipation.
Ice
Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
Hahahaha! :lol:
Poor balls, though... :cry:
Poor balls, though... :cry:
