The Weird News thread

[Planet-man]

http://www.nasa.gov/centers/goddard/news/topstory/2004/0107filament_prt.htm

So that whole Big Bang theory, at least as we understand it, doesn't really work any more. The Fundamentalists are going to love this one.

 

[Joe Kalicki]

http://www.nasa.gov/centers/goddard/news/topstory/2004/0107filament_prt.htm

So that whole Big Bang theory, at least as we understand it, doesn't really work any more. The Fundamentalists are going to love this one.

Here's what they would say.

all the evolutionists, tell me something. i know how the big bang "has happened, but tell me, wouldnt an explosion, especially one that size, take away life instead of allow it? think about it.

ex: the a-bomb, the h-bomb, grenades, cannon balls (when fired from a cannon of course), mines, rocket launchers, and anything and everything in between. they all have taken lives.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Does it really disprove the Big Bang?

I say it's showing the Big Bang happened alot earlier than we thought.

But I still believe Pluto ain't a planet.

 

[Lynx]

Does it really disprove the Big Bang?

I say it's showing the Big Bang happened alot earlier than we thought.

It does change a bit about what know, that's for sure.

I'm really curious to see what happens when we develop a telescope powerful enough to actually see far enough away that we'd be witnessing the Big Bang. That ought to be interesting.

But I still believe Pluto ain't a planet.

What did Pluto ever do to you?! :cry:

 

[Ultimate Houde]

Masqueraded as a planet for a couple thousand years.

 

[E]

Here's what they would say.

I love how all of these experts are completely unable to form sentences or use punctuation correctly.

 

[ourchair]

Does it really disprove the Big Bang?

I say it's showing the Big Bang happened alot earlier than we thought.

But I still believe Pluto ain't a planet.

The Big Bang is like the explosion of the American rock scene in the 60s.

The Solar System is like The Grateful Dead.

And Pluto?

Pluto's a groupie.

 

[Ultimate Houde]

I love how all of these experts are completely unable to form sentences or use punctuation correctly.

As a scientist, I have to say, none of them do.

Seriously, it's like tween girls type out the emails around here.

 

[SSJmole]

But I still believe Pluto ain't a planet.

it's more of a planet than you could ever be

 

[Hibiki]

it's more of a planet than you could ever be

his nipple is more all-encompassing than pluto could ever be. and his gorilla hands play basketball with it.

 

[E]

As a scientist, I have to say, none of them do.

Seriously, it's like tween girls type out the emails around here.

OMG tahts sad. : (

 

[ourchair]

As a scientist, I have to say, none of them do.

Seriously, it's like tween girls type out the emails around here.

Scientist Barbie says, "Grammar is hard! Let's go shopping!"

 

[moonmaster]

Teenager lives the dream by having house party of 80s-movie proportions, gets cussed out by ***** newswoman, maintains awesomeness.

That is the most awesome kid I have ever seen.

I want to be his friend.

Masqueraded as a planet for a couple thousand years.

Pluto is a transobjectual. He's a planet born in an icy dwarf's body.

I heard he's getting matter reassignment surgery.

Scientist Barbie says, "Grammar is hard! Let's go shopping!"

:lol:

 

[Joe Kalicki]

Everyone knows Warworld replaced Pluto, only to be activated during the Our World At War event, forcing Green Lantern Kyle Raynor to reassemble Pluto out of space debris.

 

[ProjectX2]

A one-ton "fossil rat" has been discovered in South America, scientists announced today.

 

[SSJmole]

A one-ton "fossil rat" has been discovered in South America, scientists announced today.

That's one big assed rat

 

[Planet-man]

A one-ton "fossil rat" has been discovered in South America, scientists announced today.

Awesome.

 

[moonmaster]

Everyone knows Warworld replaced Pluto, only to be activated during the Our World At War event, forcing Green Lantern Kyle Raynor to reassemble Pluto out of space debris.

Yes, everyone knows that.

A one-ton "fossil rat" has been discovered in South America, scientists announced today.

Yeah he's big, but does he know how to cook?

 

[Hibiki]

Sean Paul causes seizures

 

[SSJmole]

LOS ANGELES - Lindsay Lohan is about to see dead people.

The 21-year-old actress will soon be working at a morgue as part of her punishment for misdemeanor drunken driving, her attorney, Blair Berk, told a judge Thursday.

more here : http://omg.yahoo.com/lohan-to-work-in-morgue-as-punishment/news/5808


That's a disturbing punishment :shock: