The Complaining About Life Thread

[Guijllons]

Crack will solve all your problems.

 

[DIrishB]

Crack will solve all your problems.

Plumber's or sidewalk?

 

[Ultimate Deadpool]

Sounds like your uncle likes to ride the drama llama. Kick his *** for a seventh time, for Yu-Gi-Oh players everywhere.

Haha, "Drama Llama", I'll have to remember that. I'm pretty sure I'll have to kick his *** a dozen or so more times in the next couple years.

 

[DIrishB]

Haha, "Drama Llama", I'll have to remember that. I'm pretty sure I'll have to kick his as a dozen ore so more times in the next couple years.

Be careful with that stuff though. Take it from someone who knows: assault and battery charges are no fun. Neither are spending nights in the stockade.

 

[moonmaster]

Crack will solve all your problems.

"I'm gonna tell ya somethin' ya might not know about me, Guijllons.

I smoke rocks."

*scratches neck*

 

[DIrishB]

"I'm gonna tell ya somethin' ya might not know about me, Guijllons.

I smoke rocks."

*scratches neck*

Better than a small piece of parmesan cheese. I don't know from personal experience in either case, but a good friend of mine does. He was addicted to crack when he lived in New Jersey (figures, right?), and one night had run out of his rocks. So apparently he began crawling around on the carpet looking for any small pieces he might have dropped. This is a common practice among crackheads apparently, and is aptly named "carpet crawling". So anyway, he finds a piece of what he assumes is crack, then puts it in his pipe and attempted to smoke it. He started coughing horribly he said, mostly from the horrible taste. So he took it out of the pipe and examined it a bit more closely and realized it was a piece of parmesan cheese. Now I wasn't aware you could actually smoke cheese, but I guess this piece had dried out enough (and lets face it, parmesan is already a pretty dry cheese) that he actually got some smoke out of it. I have trouble believing it too, but seriously, I don't think anyone but Guij would make up a story like that for attention.

 

[Guijllons]

I smoked some cheese while looking for some crack once.

 

[XFactor]

Honestly, I'm a pretty happy person, but every couple of months I hit like a week long funk that totally bums me out. Stuff builds up and snowballs, y'know?

And DIrish, that story pretty much made my day, so thanks. :lol:

 

[DIrishB]

I smoked some cheese while looking for some crack once.

You're such an attention-whore.

Honestly, I'm a pretty happy person, but every couple of months I hit like a week long funk that totally bums me out. Stuff builds up and snowballs, y'know?

Definitly. We've all been there...except for Moony...he's always happy it seems...little freak.

And DIrish, that story pretty much made my day, so thanks

It made my life. Everytime I feel depressed or bad about myself, I just envision my buddy AJ smoking some cheese and things in my life don't seem bad at all.

 

[moonmaster]

Definitly. We've all been there...except for Moony...he's always happy it seems...little freak.

Not right now!

My neighbors are having some sort of party for their kids. They've got like, 100 kids on a tiny lawn and THEY ARE SO GODDAM ANNOYING. I swear everyone of them is always yelling something all the time and they were just blasting the Monkees and their damn football keeps hitting our house and almost breaking our windows!

I hate goddam kids.

*sits in rocking chair*

 

[DIrishB]

Not right now!

My neighbors are having some sort of party for their kids. They've got like, 100 kids on a tiny lawn and THEY ARE SO GODDAM ANNOYING. I swear everyone of them is always yelling something all the time and they were just blasting the Monkees and their damn football keeps hitting our house and almost breaking our windows!

I hate goddam kids.

*sits in rocking chair*

Shoot them and blame it on the voices in your head. Worked for Mark David Chapman.

 

[marvelman]

i take it you don't have the option of walking out, and talking the rest of the teens with you.

Actually, I could, that's the funny thing. All the teens in this group are really close with me. They're like my little followers. Hahaha i have disciples on a christian retreat!

anyways, if i walked out, about 80% would follow me and the last like 4 left wouldnt be able to do the retreat alone.


and dr. strangefate, yes it is kind of like kairos. I lead a kairos retreat in february in addition to this kinda-like-kairos retreat.

 

[Ultimate Gambit]

Should I be conserned my girlfriend is hanging out with her Ex at her house alone?

 

[thee great one]

...:neutral:

I hate the way the world seems to be decaying, in a sense. I hate war :furious: , I hate disease, I hate pollution, I hate the alltogether awfulness that seems to be rather abundant nowadays. :miffed: I hate the fact that my friend wants to kill her self, I hate the fact that so many people have the desire to do something like that. :cry:

I hate my friend's father for leaving her and her mother, I hate him and all the other people who ruin a family without giving a second thought.

I hate the fact that when I have a son, and he asks me, "Dad, how come the world is so bad?"......I will have no answer. And I hate the fact that his world will more than likely have more problems than ours does. :?

I hate that I would be totally happy with her...but I'm scared to tell her how I feel.

I hate being over emotional.

I feel the same way all the time. You know people are *******s because somewhere in thier life someone told them it was alright to be. I just do what I can to make a the world a better place and that's the best I can do.

And I hope everything works out for you Ultimate Quicksliver. It's bound to turn around sometime. It always does if you try. I know it's easy for me to say and my words just sound hollow but I was in your position and just wanted to give up, but I kept at it, and here I am with me own place, my own car, and a steady good paying job. Get a someone to hekp you with your school work. Ask the teachers that you need help cause your not grasping the conspect. Most of the time they would be happy to help. You all need a great one hug.

*Hugs*

 

[E]

Not right now!

My neighbors are having some sort of party for their kids. They've got like, 100 kids on a tiny lawn and THEY ARE SO GODDAM ANNOYING. I swear everyone of them is always yelling something all the time and they were just blasting the Monkees and their damn football keeps hitting our house and almost breaking our windows!

I hate goddam kids.

*sits in rocking chair*

Wow - you sound like Proj. :shock:

 

[thee great one]

:shock:

 

[ProjectX2]

Pfft.

Moonmaster is the Nexus in it's past form. Bass is the Nexus in it's present form. I am the Nexus in it's future form.

 

[nigma]

Will you take a check for this session? I don't have any cash on me.

for you...its on the house

Does watching porn count? How about the chiba?

porn...yea i guess that works to, but only in moderation, So no, that marthon of Girls Gone Wild does not count.

the chiba....{ponders in thought}..........no, sorry that wont work

Does anyone else hear the "Rocky" theme playing in their head after reading that?

I envoked the rocky theme song. Boo Yea Stallone, Boo Yea.

even better (the theme music)

And he only charges $300 per hour. Dr. Nigma...he's the head man.

Its $300 for me to look at you, $500 for me to hear you speak, a dollar for ever word starting..........now.

give me 7 years til im out of med school then we can talk, ooo life is going to be fun when i go in :roll:

 

[thee great one]

I worked 12 hours today. My job is so much bs. I was partners with my friend Beau. We started our deliverys in the morning and everything went fine. The only problem was that no one told us to bring an amoire top to one of the houses. We told her that we will do in the afternoon. Went back loaded our truck, went and took a 40 min lunch, and went out. The bosses added on 3 service stops to us that is our service guys job. Just cause he's to lazy to do it. We delivered a bunk bed that I never put together before to our old teacher. That took a hour to do. Find out that we did it wrong cause she wasn't it a different way but she never told us. It was 3 p.m. when we finished that. Headed back to the lady to do the amorie top. We called her and she said she couldn't do it for another hour. Went to another stop. The salesman ordered the wrong couchs. Beau calls the store to tell them. He started talking to one of the receiponists and she hangs up on him for no reason. He gets pissed. Calls back and talks to a different one. They start insulting me for no reason. I wasn't involved in anyway. Go back to the warehouse. Beau hates our warehouse manger and ends up freaking out. Throws down one end table to the ground, then another on top on it, and then other. Told the boss he quits. Throws the cellphone against the wall breaking into many pieces. I couldn't find them all. I think he was mad or something.. It's about 5 p.m. now. We're suppose to be done at 6. I still have 4 stops left. Left one for another truck. Went and did that amorie top. She made us hook up her tv and everything too. Went back and fixed bunk bed. Then went about 30 miles out to Veyo to put two screws into a chair someone that someone didn't. That was it. Got back home at 9 p.m. Started work at 9 a.m. What a day.

 

[DIrishB]

Should I be conserned my girlfriend is hanging out with her Ex at her house alone?

Depends, is your girlfriend slutty?

Honestly, all joking aside, I don't consider myself a jealous person, but I'd be against that. I mean its a bit inappropriate. Then again every relationship is different, so I can't say certainly. But then again, I still hang out with my ex. And she's dating some other guy now. And we've hooked up on several occasions while she's been dating this guy, one because he sucks in bed apparently, and two because she tells me she still has feelings for me and just wants me to get my act together, so who am I to judge you and your girlfriend?

for you...its on the house

Cool, thanks man.

porn...yea i guess that works to, but only in moderation, So no, that marthon of Girls Gone Wild does not count.

Actually, it was Golden Girls...ourchair converted me, what can I say?

the chiba....{ponders in thought}..........no, sorry that wont work

No, sorry, it does, even better than Golde Girls reruns.