So... I said screw it, since I'm single now, I blew my "cruise fund" on a new MacPro. I'll have it next week.
Octo-Core 2.8GHz (dual 2.8GHz Quad-core Xeons)
4GB 800MHz FB-DIMM (going to eventually expand to 32GB of RAM)
500GB HDD (going to add more later)
nVidia 8800 GT 512MB graphics card
Got it refurbished for $2499
I'd waaaay rather have than than go on a cruise.