Smallville (spoilers)

Wade_Wilson said:
Wait...back up a second. What's a 'shipper'? And Lana is sucky. And how are Clark and Lex in love?
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A shipper is short for "relationshipper", it's someone who supports a certain relationship in a story. The people on the boards come up with this bizarre rationals for Clark and Lex's love. Seriously, every time they look at each other with any emotion they start talking about how gay they are. :roll: Every time Lex touches an object longer than it is wide, they all claim it's a phallic object. The only thing they say on the subject that I agree with is that the only reason a guy would have a relationship with Lana is to pretend he's not gay.
 
TwilightEL said:
A shipper is short for "relationshipper", it's someone who supports a certain relationship in a story. The people on the boards come up with this bizarre rationals for Clark and Lex's love. Seriously, every time they look at each other with any emotion they start talking about how gay they are. :roll: Every time Lex touches an object longer than it is wide, they all claim it's a phallic object. The only thing they say on the subject that I agree with is that the only reason a guy would have a relationship with Lana is to pretend he's not gay.
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People are retarded. I actually just asked one of my anime-loving friends what "yaoi" was the other day. Big mistake.

But Clark and Lex are totally gay for each other. The only reason Clark puts on red and blue tights in the future is because he wants to appeal to Lex's bizzare spandex fetish.
 
TwilightEL said:
A shipper is short for "relationshipper", it's someone who supports a certain relationship in a story. The people on the boards come up with this bizarre rationals for Clark and Lex's love. Seriously, every time they look at each other with any emotion they start talking about how gay they are. :roll: Every time Lex touches an object longer than it is wide, they all claim it's a phallic object. The only thing they say on the subject that I agree with is that the only reason a guy would have a relationship with Lana is to pretend he's not gay.
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Oh god, this is the reason why I stay away from the official LOST message boards. Every single thread is "TEH JACK :heart: SAWYER THREAD OMG!".
 
moonmaster said:
Oh god, this is the reason why I stay away from the official LOST message boards. Every single thread is "TEH JACK :heart: SAWYER THREAD OMG!".
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I know. If someone tried to ship a gay character in a straight relationship, they'd probably jump all over them as homophobic. There's a difference between appreciating gay relationships and psychosis.
 
TwilightEL said:
I know. If someone tried to ship a gay character in a straight relationship, they'd probably jump all over them as homophobic. There's a difference between appreciating gay relationships and psychosis.
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It's the Fangirls' fault. I don't have a problem with homosexual relations (JKJK KILL TEH GAIISS!!!11) but what the hell? How can things like "Wincest" be tolerated?

Don't know what 'Wincest' is? You probably don't want to. I was on a Supernatural message board and everyone kept pitching it. I didn't know what it was, so I asked. Again; Big mistake. Apparantly, it's incestuous relations between the Winchester brothers.

I'm going to go and cry in a corner now.
 
Wade_Wilson said:
It's the Fangirls' fault. I don't have a problem with homosexual relations (JKJK KILL TEH GAIISS!!!11) but what the hell? How can things like "Wincest" be tolerated?

Don't know what 'Wincest' is? You probably don't want to. I was on a Supernatural message board and everyone kept pitching it. I didn't know what it was, so I asked. Again; Big mistake. Apparantly, it's incestuous relations between the Winchester brothers.

I'm going to go and cry in a corner now.
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Go the two minute mark on this YouTube clip.

I believe that accurately expresses my emotions on this subject.
 
Just got done with the latest episode. So, Lana was never pregnant; Lex faked it all. With the knowledge that Bizarro's going to be in the season finale, who thinks that whatever baby was in the sonogram is Bizarro?
 
Who is playing Bizarro?

I might regret saying this but I hope it's Dean Cain
 
Doc Comic said:
Just got done with the latest episode. So, Lana was never pregnant; Lex faked it all. With the knowledge that Bizarro's going to be in the season finale, who thinks that whatever baby was in the sonogram is Bizarro?
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I'm so sick of Lana. I hope Bizarro tears her spine out, Mortal Kombat Style. That would be so awesome. He'd be all like "Me am not holding your bloody ****ING SPINE!" and she'd be all like "Blah Blah Blah Dead Parents Blah Blah Blah I don't know how I feel Blah Blah Blah". That would totally rule.

What were you saying, again?

SSJmole said:
Who is playing Bizarro?

I might regret saying this but I hope it's Dean Cain
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Yeah. No.

It'll probably be Tom Welling with some CG effects.
 
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Wade_Wilson said:
Yeah. No.

It'll probably be Tom Welling with some CG effects.
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damn yeah your probably right

I heard they want dean on smallville and thought ohhhhh that would be a kick *** choice for Bizarro
 
What? No! Smallville and its emotionally stunted man-child of a star need to keep their grubby ****ing hands off of Bizarro!

Wade_Wilson said:
I'm so sick of Lana. I hope Bizarro tears her spine out, Mortal Kombat Style. That would be so awesome. He'd be all like "Me am not holding your blood ****ING SPINE!" and she'd be all like "Blah Blah Blah Dead Parents Blah Blah Blah I don't know how I feel Blah Blah Blah". That would totally rule.

What were you saying, again?
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Unless they do this.
 
Wade_Wilson said:
I'm so sick of Lana. I hope Bizarro tears her spine out, Mortal Kombat Style. That would be so awesome. He'd be all like "Me am not holding your bloody ****ING SPINE!" and she'd be all like "Blah Blah Blah Dead Parents Blah Blah Blah I don't know how I feel Blah Blah Blah". That would totally rule.

What were you saying, again?
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That would be the most awesome thing of ever
Yeah. No.

It'll probably be Tom Welling with some CG effects.
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Our Bizarro's spirit posses Lex
 
I liked this week's episode. It was quaint. Lex and Clark re-evaluating things and then the ongoing mystery with Lana. I like how she's standing up for herself now. All in all, a good episode.

Next week's episode is going to be complete filler, though, from the looks of it. Yay, imaginary 1940s hallucination. Get me to the season finale already.

Speaking of which, from the season finale - a meeting of the minds:

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I'm guessing Lionel's Kryptonian knowledge is going to be explored again, which would explain why he's talking to Clark and J'Onn. I like J'Onn's coat, too. Clark has a red cape and J'Onn has a dark blue cape and their color schemes show through.
 
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I hated the new episode. It was more Clark/Lex angst, almost as if the writers put them in a situation that will be used for yaoi fanfiction for years on purpose.

More of Lana being a complete psycho-***** and Lex being up to shenannigans. I'm getting really tired of this series. Bizzaro Clark better be Hella cool, or I'm going to stop watching after this season.
 
Wade_Wilson said:
I hated the new episode. It was more Clark/Lex angst, almost as if the writers put them in a situation that will be used for yaoi fanfiction for years on purpose.

More of Lana being a complete psycho-***** and Lex being up to shenannigans. I'm getting really tired of this series. Bizzaro Clark better be Hella cool, or I'm going to stop watching after this season.
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I stopped watching this along time ago
 
Random said:
I stopped watching this along time ago
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Ditto. I got that in order for the show to continue it's ongoing success, it was gonna have to take some liberties with the Superman mythos.......but come the **** on!?!?!


Last season was pretty bad....but this season has been the worst I've seen in a long time.

First the cave bull****. Then the crystal hunt which also introduced to us Kung-Fu Witch Lana. Now we get Lex as Zodd and Scooby Doo's Hunt for the 13 Ghosts?

**** that noise.



Gimme my damn "Mercy Reef" or whatever it was called spin-off. Or how about we get a Batman early years tale or something? Or how about just nothing at all? Or how about Warner dips into the DC owned Vertigo and give me my damn Fables TV series!?!?!?
 
The only redeeming thing about this episode was that it showed a darker side to Lana, which was reasonably cool.
 
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