Pet-Peeve Thread 4: More peeve than you can handle.

Ice said:

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Scotch? Come on, it's Duct tape all the way.

God damn Bendis...
 
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I don't care, my deconstruction of the relationship between pop culture consumers and the production of multiple editions of the same consumer goods was still awesome.

Now that'll be $3 please.
 
To whom it may concern:

I recently became aware of the fact that I hate everything. Therefore, expect a 75% increase in the amount of whinging coming from this general vicinity.

To use a specific example, small waist-high children running around food courts. I recently yelled "RUNNING IN A PUBLIC PLACE IS A HAZARD" after such a creature crossed my path and nearly tripped me. The bastards.

Sincerely, TwilightEL. EL is for my initials, therefore both letters should be capitalized.
 
TwilightEL said:
To whom it may concern:

I recently became aware of the fact that I hate everything.
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Nice. Welcome to the club.

The club sucks.

Everything sucks.
Therefore, expect a 75% increase in the amount of whinging coming from this general vicinity.

To use a specific example, small waist-high children running around food courts. I recently yelled "RUNNING IN A PUBLIC PLACE IS A HAZARD" after such a creature crossed my path and nearly tripped me. The bastards.
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You are an 80 year old man trapped in a young woman's body.
Sincerely, TwilightEL. EL is for my initials, therefore both letters should be capitalized.
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Bad move. Now I'm going to start guessing your name.

Ellen Lane. Elaine Ludwig. Erica Lentz.
 
TwilightEL said:
I recently became aware of the fact that I hate everything.
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Hate is for the weak and simple.

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Or Alan Moore.

Alan Moore is more adorable puppies.
 
My peeve is something I did today. I was talking to friend of mine today and actually came out with the phrase "I would be ROFLing" after I said it I thought "You geek, You can't say that in normal every day talks." :oops::lol: I'm ashamed at myself right now.
 
SSJmole said:
My peeve is something I did today. I was talking to friend of mine today and actually came out with the phrase "I would be ROFLing" after I said it I thought "You geek, You can't say that in normal every day talks." :oops::lol: I'm ashamed at myself right now.
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Really? Lots of students do it.
 
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