Those damn commercials with the ****ing country band singing about ****ing Viagra. They don't even make any goddam sense.
"Hey guys, I wrote a song about mah boner pills, wanna hear it!?"
"Why sure, let's join in! I take boner pills to screw my wife, too!"
"Yee-haw, I sure love singin' some good ol' country songs about my inability to achieve an erection without prescribed pharmaceuticals!"
They've combined the evils of country western music and old man boners into one unstoppable, unholy machine of horribleness.