New Earth-Like Planet!

Please. You can all by cyborg crabs and queer robot women, but that is nothing compared to what I shall be. I will be the planet. You shall call me Tropclotimus Optimus. I will be able to transform into a radioactive goat.
 
I would totally be down with that. Even the Steve McQueenbot.

I'm surprised that the mods have let us go on like this for what...6 pages now? Usually they wave the "off-topic" flag at us. Since all of the mods are staying human, it's probably just because they're conspiring against us. Damn humans!!
I think the reason we've been allowed to conspire towards our robot invasion is that this thread never really had a topic to go off of. This thread has all been the insane ramblings of me, Houde, moony, and yourself.

Plus all our crazy energy is focused in one place. Like a crazy lightning rod. As long as we confine out insanity here, the rest of the site gets to run smoothly.

Mods win. Robots win. It's Win-Lose-Win. Who loses you ask?

Rosie O'Donell that's who.
 
I would totally be down with that. Even the Steve McQueenbot.

I'm surprised that the mods have let us go on like this for what...6 pages now? Usually they wave the "off-topic" flag at us. Since all of the mods are staying human, it's probably just because they're conspiring against us. Damn humans!!

This is the only fun thread at the moment

Please. You can all by cyborg crabs and queer robot women, but that is nothing compared to what I shall be. I will be the planet. You shall call me Tropclotimus Optimus. I will be able to transform into a radioactive goat.

Awesome

I wonder if ourchair would join us in the robot revolution?

He'd probably be a Veneral Disease or maybe a pedophilebot.
 
Rosie O'Donnel always loses. It's her purpose. And when you bring her back as a cow's left testicle, she will still lose.
 
Please. You can all by cyborg crabs and queer robot women, but that is nothing compared to what I shall be. I will be the planet. You shall call me Tropclotimus Optimus. I will be able to transform into a radioactive goat.
If you're going to be the planet, then your name is Barbeaucalypse. Home of the great robot rebellion. Destroyer of smaller weaker worlds. Eater of sunflower seed poop.
This is the only fun thread at the moment
Yeah. Pretty much.
Awesome

I wonder if ourchair would join us in the robot revolution?

He'd probably be a Veneral Disease or maybe a pedophilebot.
Pedophilebot. Definately.
 
The beauty of the title is that no one cares about a new "Earth-like planet". No one with any real sense would come to this thread. It's the perfect cover for a Robot uprising!
 
Rosie O'Donnel always loses. It's her purpose. And when you bring her back as a cow's left testicle, she will still lose.
Indeed.
All I have to say is I love my new sexy body

My Ta-tas are so bouncy

:)

Houde is happy
Your ta-tas are small and perky.

MINE ARE BOUNCY!!!
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When I said D-Cups Full of Justice. I meant it.
 
The beauty of the title is that no one cares about a new "Earth-like planet". No one with any real sense would come to this thread. It's the perfect cover for a Robot uprising!

When the scientists come in, grab them and steal their spleens!
 
Mooney, send me more cash than Wade, and I shall add a coward chip to Wade's Tigra body, therefore you shall always be his superior.
BWAHAHAHAHA!!!

I AM THE BETTER!
I think the planet should be called mogo...and it shouldn't socialise.
:lol:
Thread of the Day.......................err...Thread of the Yesterday!:?
This is the

THREAD OF THE 4EVR!!!
Tigerbot Wade finds the Veronica Marsbot pleasing.
Tigerbot Wade does not posess any discernible genitalia. Instead, he has a soft-serve ice-cream machine where his penis should be. Therefore, his arousal is a lie!

Dogbot Mooney, however, posess genitalia of a magnanimous nature. Do you see me, Wade? I am on Kristen Bellbot's leg and I am making teh sex! There is nothing you can do but watch and wish that you could touch yourself!!!

BWAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!

Bark.
This is the worst thread ever.
YOU ARE THE WORST THREAD EVER!

TAWG shall be forever known as

TWAAGg, THE WERRST THREDD EVRBOT!!!
 
Tigerbot Wade does not posess any discernible genitalia. Instead, he has a soft-serve ice-cream machine where his penis should be. Therefore, his arousal is a lie!

Dogbot Mooney, however, posess genitalia of a magnanimous nature. Do you see me, Wade? I am on Kristen Bellbot's leg and I am making teh sex! There is nothing you can do but watch and wish that you could touch yourself!!!

Aha! Once again, your plans are foiled, because soft-serve ice cream is delicious.
 
Aha! Once again, your plans are foiled, because soft-serve ice cream is delicious.
Yes, but only 90% as delicious as sweet Veronica Mars sex!

Did I mention that we were doing it in a giant pile of cookie dough ice cream?
 
Yes, but only 90% as delicious as sweet Veronica Mars sex!

Did I mention that we were doing it in a giant pile of cookie dough ice cream?

I'd like to point out that moonmaster claims to be having "delicious sex" with Veronica Mars. Veronica Mars...as in, the human Veronica Mars...not Houde's Veronica Marsbot.

MOONMASTER IS FORNICATING WITH THE ENEMY!!! TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR!
 
I'd like to point out that moonmaster claims to be having "delicious sex" with Veronica Mars. Veronica Mars...as in, the human Veronica Mars...not Houde's Veronica Marsbot.

MOONMASTER IS FORNICATING WITH THE ENEMY!!! TRAITOR TRAITOR TRAITOR!
I meant Veronica Mars/Kristen Bellbot!

Robots are not conerced with semantics!!!

They are only concerned with murder, destruction, and P0WR!!!
 
Yes. I've already purchased land there. In a million years when humans migrate there, the approximately 2.3 billion people that will be able to trace their lineage back to me will have to fight over 4 square miles of land. The robot that I put my body inside will then pick who gets the land based on who gives me the best bribe. Good luck to all my future bastard decendants.

Your wrong,only certian kinds of people will be allowed to leave Earth.Hence,racial purity.I can imagine laws that will keep some people on Earth,and some people can be allowed to leave.
 
Your wrong,only certian kinds of people will be allowed to leave Earth.Hence,racial purity.I can imagine laws that will keep some people on Earth,and some people can be allowed to leave.

This is the second time in two threads you've made this exact comment. You're beginning to worry me.
 
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This is the second time in two threads you've made this exact comment. You're beginning to worry me.

Planet-man's right. It doesn't matter what race, gender or ethnicity you are. When the Robot uprising occurs, we won't discriminate when we kill all of you.
 

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