Monsters That Need Shotgunning

Pft. Pirates rock.

I mean come on. You invite a ninja to have a beer with you, and he'll sit there quietly as you hand him the beer, then vanishes the second you turn your back and leave you with the check.

Sure, a pirate would do the same, but he'd wait until after several drinks and partying before politely persuading you to pay for his drinks, with his pistol to act as understanding.
 
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Grocer Man said:
Pft. Pirates rock.

I mean come on. You invite a ninja to have a beer with you, and he'll sit there quietly as you hand him the beer, then vanishes the second you turn your back and leave you with the check.
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Oh, puny mortal. If you ever came into the presence of a ninja, you would be a human-shaped mass of blood surrounded in pain, in the blink of an eye. But even you can't deny, they're the best.

It's awesome to be a ninja.
 
Grocer Man said:
Pft. Pirates rock.

I mean come on. You invite a ninja to have a beer with you, and he'll sit there quietly as you hand him the beer, then vanishes the second you turn your back and leave you with the check.

Sure, a pirate would do the same, but he'd wait until after several drinks and partying before politely persuading you to pay for his drinks, with his pistol to act as understanding.
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Considering comments made about me during the Greatest UC Member, this is pretty ironic.
 
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