Monsters That Need Shotgunning
- Thread starter Joe Kalicki
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compound
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HYPOCRITES!
I'll bet if somebody (read: ME, or Warren Ellis) wrote a treatment that attempted to explain stuff like the Wuzzles or Small Wonder in an America's Best Comics or Planetary kind of way -- with massive cover-ups and science gone wrong -- suddenly you'd all be like "Oh, I remember them -- I LOVED that show!" Ugh. You people make me me sick. :evil:
And before anybody decides to add any processed cereal mascots to this list, I offer you a pre-emptive strike. Witness the sugary goodness that is...
Breakfast of the Gods
Seriously, folks, you NEED to read this! (Especially Bass.)
I'll bet if somebody (read: ME, or Warren Ellis) wrote a treatment that attempted to explain stuff like the Wuzzles or Small Wonder in an America's Best Comics or Planetary kind of way -- with massive cover-ups and science gone wrong -- suddenly you'd all be like "Oh, I remember them -- I LOVED that show!" Ugh. You people make me me sick. :evil:
And before anybody decides to add any processed cereal mascots to this list, I offer you a pre-emptive strike. Witness the sugary goodness that is...
Breakfast of the Gods
Seriously, folks, you NEED to read this! (Especially Bass.)
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McCheese
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Joe Kalicki
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Look out! It's the entire cast of US Acres!
McCheese
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Those guppies are teh ****.
...er, I mean. BLAM!!! BLAM!!!
Take that you bastards!
Joe Kalicki
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Actually, I like US Acres, but it looks like Orson already took a blast to the face, so maybe he's a zombie or something.
McCheese
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So do I. Only now do I see the folly of guns.
BLAM!!!
Oh, did you see that!?!? I shot that ducks head clear off!!! WAHOOO!!!
Joe Kalicki
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McCheese
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DIE MONSTER! I LIKED THAT SHOW BEFORE YOU SHOWED UP YOU MISERABLE FREAK!
KABLAMO!!!
Iceshadow
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HELP! Scrappy Doo is trying to fight me!
Joe Kalicki
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Watch your nuts!
Iceshadow
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What!? Why does he want my cashews?!
McCheese
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Take him down Iceshadow! I believe that you can kill a puppy!
Wise advice indeed.
Iceshadow
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This would have been easier if I had a shotgun...but no worries, I'll go all "Temple of Doom" on his ***. Kali Ma *****.
compound
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Forgive me for attempting reasonable discussion on this subject... :roll:
(Or don't, since everybody pretty much disregarded my post, anyway...)
(Or don't, since everybody pretty much disregarded my post, anyway...)
Joe Kalicki
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There's no time for reasonable discussion when we're being overrun!
Grab a weapon, man!
Iceshadow
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I'm reading Breakfast of the Gods, thanks for the link.
Joe Kalicki
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I'm just bumping this because Planet-man loves it so much.
Enjoy!
Enjoy!
Zombipanda
My Boom-Boom's mostly gay
Cathy
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
I read your post compound, and today, I shall throw myself at reading it, so I may give it the analytical discussion you so desire
*blows Cathy*
Stupid Newspaper comic
*blows Cathy*
Stupid Newspaper comic
