Oh, and I liked his haircut on the cover of New Avengers #3... why'd that never pop up?
It did at the end of the Sentry arc for a couple pages. Then it was back to long hair with no explanation.
Oh, and I liked his haircut on the cover of New Avengers #3... why'd that never pop up?
Why was so much time wasted trying to show how badass Ultron is? That's the point of Ultron, he's so badass you don't need to show it. It was only demonstrating it to the characters in the story, which was unnecessary because they found out who Ultron was later. If you don't want to confuse new readers, who will probably be confused anyway because Bendis hasn't explained anything about the characters despite having dozens of "talking heads" scenes, then just have one simple exchange: "OH ****! It's Ultron!" "Who's Ultron?" "He killed an entire country and heaped the corpses into a pile shaped like his head!"
Thus, he's the greatest villain in all media, ever.
Exactly. Plus, he and his family contributed to the inbreeding of the MU gene pool. In a few generations, no one with superpowers will be able to get a superpowered date because they'll all be at least cousins.
So. Much. Inbreeding. So. Much. Robot. Sex.
We have the Summers family, R08080082, forced-sex-change-Ultimate-Peter-Parker, transgendered robo-megalomaniacs, Ultimates incest, and Wolverine's harem of pre-teens.
I'm starting to think that the whole Marvel staff is a bunch of deviated preverts. And Bendis is Head Deviated Prevert.
You forgot the tentacle rape in HfH...
I'm starting to think that the whole Marvel staff is a bunch of deviated preverts. And Bendis is Head Deviated Prevert.
Exactly. Plus, he and his family contributed to the inbreeding of the MU gene pool. In a few generations, no one with superpowers will be able to get a superpowered date because they'll all be at least cousins.
I actually liked #4. It was an improvement over the last few. But there's still stupid thought bubbles.
They love turning all of these guys into chicks.
They love turning all of these guys into chicks.