Pandrio
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Law & Order: Ultimate Central
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Nurhachi
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:lol: one of your best yet man
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
The last solict, for the last one of this arc.
Who i sProjectX2 interviewing now? Will E get tired of yelling at people? Will Nur and MWoF ever make it back to the 82nd precinct? Will Houde and Bass ever find who stole Ice's playstation?
These questions and more, to be answered in the final installment of Law & Order: Ultmate Central.
Who i sProjectX2 interviewing now? Will E get tired of yelling at people? Will Nur and MWoF ever make it back to the 82nd precinct? Will Houde and Bass ever find who stole Ice's playstation?
These questions and more, to be answered in the final installment of Law & Order: Ultmate Central.
Random
Didn't **** any of those *****es
Man this is hilarious, I'm almost tempted to make a flash cartoon out of it.
Ice
Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
You should!Random said:
Random
Didn't **** any of those *****es
I may, but I would need pictures of all the characters to draw accurately, and someone else to do the vioces, I hate doing vioces I suck at it.
Bass
Nexus of the World
I can use chopsticks. 
But I have to say, the bad cop thing was absolute genius. It really, really was.
But I have to say, the bad cop thing was absolute genius. It really, really was.
thee great one
Master of TOG-fu.
GENIUS!
ProjectX2
Don't expect me to take you with me when I go to s
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Yes! I was behind the desk doing my job for once!
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
I had this whole thing typed out, then my work computer deleted it, so your getting it tomorrow
Random
Didn't **** any of those *****es
Man, I saw you posted last, so I got all excited about seeing and now...nothingness
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Bass and Houde got down to the end of the road before they began to laugh hysterically.
Bass: Did you see that?
Houde: And the way he wouldn't stop crying
Bass: Genius
Houde: You think we'll get in trouble for that?
Bass: I doubt it, E's probably yelling at the recruits right now.
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At the office
E: Some more tea ProjectX2? Cad?
Cad: Why thank you
E: You are my favorite DA
ProjectX2: Are those crumpets?
E: But of course!
ProjectX2: Sweet!
---
Bass and Houde continued there drive, until.
BANG
Thump thump
Bass: Um....What the hell did we just hit
Victim: Help me
Houde: Oh ****, if someone saw us, they'd call the police.
Bass: Remember, we can't swear
Houde: NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO YELL AT ME FOR SWEARING! SOMEONE'S GOING TO CALL THE POLICE!
Bass: We are the police!
Houde: WHAT IF SOMEONE CALLS US!
Bass: Dammit Houde CALM DOWN!
Bass slaps Houde in the face.
Bass: LEt's go check on him, maybe he was commiting a crime, and we can say we ran him over because he was running from us.
Houde: That's infalible logic.
They exit the car and look underneath it, the victim wascradling a bag. Around him was some change, and playstation video games. Houde grabs the bag, much to the protesting of the victim, and looks inside of if.
Houde: It's a playstation 2
Bass: Is it Ice's?
Houde: Yup
Bass: How can you tell?
Houde: It has a Justin Timberlake sticker on it.
Bass: Sweet
---
Later that day
E was with Bass and Houde in his office.
E: So he ran?
Houde: Yup
E: And instead of chasing him, you run him over with your car.
Bass: Indeedity
E: Well, I must say, THAT IS GENIUS!
Bass: Score!
Houde: Whooppee!
E: I can't believe it was Captain...
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ProjectX2: So why you do it Captain? Why steal Ice's Playstation?
Captain: Because, I hate his stupid sigpic.
ProjectX2: Don't we all.
Captain: And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those stupid kids, and that damn car. I should have looked both ways!
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In Nur and MWoF's police car
Nur: Dude, pull over man
MWoF: No you pull over
DIrishB: No you pull over!
MWoF: Man, I'm so got the munchies
DIrishB: Man, I want some funyons, and a pizza, and some carrot sticks, and some Dorritos, and some Lays, and some sour cream, and some toothpaste, and some alky...
Nur: Let's pull over here man, it's a 7-11.
MWoF: Dude, we're never going to make it back to the police station, are we?
Nur: I doubt it.
They walk into the 7-11, and as they do, a man walks up to the camera holding a keyboard.
It is Pandrio
He smiles, and presses two keys on the keyboard as the screen goes black.
DUN DUN
Bass: Did you see that?
Houde: And the way he wouldn't stop crying
Bass: Genius
Houde: You think we'll get in trouble for that?
Bass: I doubt it, E's probably yelling at the recruits right now.
---
At the office
E: Some more tea ProjectX2? Cad?
Cad: Why thank you
E: You are my favorite DA
ProjectX2: Are those crumpets?
E: But of course!
ProjectX2: Sweet!
---
Bass and Houde continued there drive, until.
BANG
Thump thump
Bass: Um....What the hell did we just hit
Victim: Help me
Houde: Oh ****, if someone saw us, they'd call the police.
Bass: Remember, we can't swear
Houde: NOW IS NOT THE TIME TO YELL AT ME FOR SWEARING! SOMEONE'S GOING TO CALL THE POLICE!
Bass: We are the police!
Houde: WHAT IF SOMEONE CALLS US!
Bass: Dammit Houde CALM DOWN!
Bass slaps Houde in the face.
Bass: LEt's go check on him, maybe he was commiting a crime, and we can say we ran him over because he was running from us.
Houde: That's infalible logic.
They exit the car and look underneath it, the victim wascradling a bag. Around him was some change, and playstation video games. Houde grabs the bag, much to the protesting of the victim, and looks inside of if.
Houde: It's a playstation 2
Bass: Is it Ice's?
Houde: Yup
Bass: How can you tell?
Houde: It has a Justin Timberlake sticker on it.
Bass: Sweet
---
Later that day
E was with Bass and Houde in his office.
E: So he ran?
Houde: Yup
E: And instead of chasing him, you run him over with your car.
Bass: Indeedity
E: Well, I must say, THAT IS GENIUS!
Bass: Score!
Houde: Whooppee!
E: I can't believe it was Captain...
---
ProjectX2: So why you do it Captain? Why steal Ice's Playstation?
Captain: Because, I hate his stupid sigpic.
ProjectX2: Don't we all.
Captain: And I would have gotten away with it, if it wasn't for those stupid kids, and that damn car. I should have looked both ways!
---
In Nur and MWoF's police car
Nur: Dude, pull over man
MWoF: No you pull over
DIrishB: No you pull over!
MWoF: Man, I'm so got the munchies
DIrishB: Man, I want some funyons, and a pizza, and some carrot sticks, and some Dorritos, and some Lays, and some sour cream, and some toothpaste, and some alky...
Nur: Let's pull over here man, it's a 7-11.
MWoF: Dude, we're never going to make it back to the police station, are we?
Nur: I doubt it.
They walk into the 7-11, and as they do, a man walks up to the camera holding a keyboard.
It is Pandrio
He smiles, and presses two keys on the keyboard as the screen goes black.
DUN DUN
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Ice
Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
I'm gonna hunt you down Captain!!!!
Do I get my stuff back?
Do I get my stuff back?
roguefan
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I bet he'a round here now, spyng on us, and is secretly going to go back to his borad and create a series just like this, except it appears that the whole of UC stole something of his...
Bass
Nexus of the World
Ultimate E's lack of yelling and sudden politeness - fabulous.
We run over some guy because we're too busy laughing about how we brutally assaulted a victim of a burglarly then decide to blame it on him because he's a criminal - genius.
The Timerlake photo - pretty much everything was perfect.
Best. Cop. Story. Ever.
You have absolutely no idea how appropriate it is for me to do that. When I was doing amateur theatre, I'd write these irreverant comedies (much like yours actually - will all kinds of made up words like 'indeedity') and there would be much slapping. In fact, for some reason, I find the act of slapping very, very funny.
You're great, Houde! :heart:
We run over some guy because we're too busy laughing about how we brutally assaulted a victim of a burglarly then decide to blame it on him because he's a criminal - genius.
The Timerlake photo - pretty much everything was perfect.
Best. Cop. Story. Ever.
Ultimate Houde said:
You have absolutely no idea how appropriate it is for me to do that. When I was doing amateur theatre, I'd write these irreverant comedies (much like yours actually - will all kinds of made up words like 'indeedity') and there would be much slapping. In fact, for some reason, I find the act of slapping very, very funny.
You're great, Houde! :heart:
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
I know
I need to have a colab for my next one, these work beter with colabs
I need to have a colab for my next one, these work beter with colabs
