Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Would I do that too you?
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Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
E storms out of his office, and runs up to ProjectX2's desk, who was interviewing someone.
E: ProjectX2, where are those two ditheirng idiots!
ProjectX2: Which two, we got alot of idiots around here.
E: Good point, Nurhachi and Manwithoutfear.
ProjectX2: Oh, those dithering idiots. There at their desks.
E: Thanks.
E storms away from ProjectX2's desk.
ProjectX2: Sorry about that sir. And what were you arrested for last night?
George Jetson: Beating my wife.
ProjectX2: And what was the cause of that?
George Jetson: Because, she nevers turns off that damn machine! You know how much electricity that uses up? DO YOU?
ProjectX2: No I don't, and if you speak up to me again, I'm throwing you in the cell with Quagmire.
George Jetson: I'm sorry
Nurhachi: So, last night, I finally got there.
MWoF: With the girl man, congrats!
Nurhachi: Girl? No, on the Ultimate Spiderman game, the level with Carnage.
MWoF: Even sweeter!
E walks over.
E: Hey, you two idiots.
MWoF: Talking to us?
E: No, I'm talking to the other two idiots, over there.
He points in a random direction, which turns out to be in the same place that Hawkeye101 and Orson Scott Card where sitting.
Nurhachi: Oh, ok then.
E: Argh, you two, we got a call of domestic abuse. Go check it out.
MWoF: Ok fine, why not put Houde and Bass on it?
E: Because, they're searching for a missing playstation right now.
Nurhachi: Man, they always get the high profile cases
---
At JTG's apartment
Houde: I still don't know why 9 dollars and 47 seven cents have to do with this.
Bass: Nothing, you said he deals with lesbians. So we pretend to raid the apartment, and steal some of his collection
Houde: Nice call.
He knocks on the door.
Houde: OPEN UP, POLICE!
No sound from within the apartment
Houde: OPEN UP! POLICE!
Female Voice: Hold on a second.
The door opens to reveal a slightly naked Skotti, holding a paintbrush.
Skotti: What do you want?
Houde: um...uh....um.....um
Bass: Hey, what are you doing here?
Skotti: I asked you first
Houde *drool*
Bass: Shouldn't you be at work?
Skotti: It's my lunch break.
Houde: *nosebleed*
Skotti: So attractive.
Bass: We're here to bust JTG for stealing Ice's PS2
Skotti: Well, he hasn't been here for days. I'm trying to catch up on the drawings I owe him.
Bass: Damn
Skotti: So, do you two mind?
Houde: *faints*
Bass: Can you help me put him in the squad car?
---
MWoF and Nurhachi reach the house, in time to see a person banging on the door.
Person: Come on, let me inside.
Voice Inside: WHEN I'M DONE IN HERE!
Person: Please!
MWoF: What's going on here?
Person: Oh the police, thank god your here, my roommate, he's locked me outside.
Nurhachi: And your name is?
Person: Doc Comic.
MWoF: And your roommate?
Doc Comic: DIrishB
Nurhahci: That name sounds familar?
MWoF: We busted him for possesion last week....and the week before that, plus the week before that, and the Tuesday, well every Tuesday in September and...
Nurhachi: That's enough, alright, let's go bust the bad guy.
Commercial break
E: ProjectX2, where are those two ditheirng idiots!
ProjectX2: Which two, we got alot of idiots around here.
E: Good point, Nurhachi and Manwithoutfear.
ProjectX2: Oh, those dithering idiots. There at their desks.
E: Thanks.
E storms away from ProjectX2's desk.
ProjectX2: Sorry about that sir. And what were you arrested for last night?
George Jetson: Beating my wife.
ProjectX2: And what was the cause of that?
George Jetson: Because, she nevers turns off that damn machine! You know how much electricity that uses up? DO YOU?
ProjectX2: No I don't, and if you speak up to me again, I'm throwing you in the cell with Quagmire.
George Jetson: I'm sorry
Nurhachi: So, last night, I finally got there.
MWoF: With the girl man, congrats!
Nurhachi: Girl? No, on the Ultimate Spiderman game, the level with Carnage.
MWoF: Even sweeter!
E walks over.
E: Hey, you two idiots.
MWoF: Talking to us?
E: No, I'm talking to the other two idiots, over there.
He points in a random direction, which turns out to be in the same place that Hawkeye101 and Orson Scott Card where sitting.
Nurhachi: Oh, ok then.
E: Argh, you two, we got a call of domestic abuse. Go check it out.
MWoF: Ok fine, why not put Houde and Bass on it?
E: Because, they're searching for a missing playstation right now.
Nurhachi: Man, they always get the high profile cases
---
At JTG's apartment
Houde: I still don't know why 9 dollars and 47 seven cents have to do with this.
Bass: Nothing, you said he deals with lesbians. So we pretend to raid the apartment, and steal some of his collection
Houde: Nice call.
He knocks on the door.
Houde: OPEN UP, POLICE!
No sound from within the apartment
Houde: OPEN UP! POLICE!
Female Voice: Hold on a second.
The door opens to reveal a slightly naked Skotti, holding a paintbrush.
Skotti: What do you want?
Houde: um...uh....um.....um
Bass: Hey, what are you doing here?
Skotti: I asked you first
Houde *drool*
Bass: Shouldn't you be at work?
Skotti: It's my lunch break.
Houde: *nosebleed*
Skotti: So attractive.
Bass: We're here to bust JTG for stealing Ice's PS2
Skotti: Well, he hasn't been here for days. I'm trying to catch up on the drawings I owe him.
Bass: Damn
Skotti: So, do you two mind?
Houde: *faints*
Bass: Can you help me put him in the squad car?
---
MWoF and Nurhachi reach the house, in time to see a person banging on the door.
Person: Come on, let me inside.
Voice Inside: WHEN I'M DONE IN HERE!
Person: Please!
MWoF: What's going on here?
Person: Oh the police, thank god your here, my roommate, he's locked me outside.
Nurhachi: And your name is?
Person: Doc Comic.
MWoF: And your roommate?
Doc Comic: DIrishB
Nurhahci: That name sounds familar?
MWoF: We busted him for possesion last week....and the week before that, plus the week before that, and the Tuesday, well every Tuesday in September and...
Nurhachi: That's enough, alright, let's go bust the bad guy.
Commercial break
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thee great one
Master of TOG-fu.
I love it....
E: Hey, you two idiots.
MWoF: Talking to us?
E: No, I'm talking to the other two idiots, over there.
He points in a random direction, which turns out to be in the same place that Hawkeye101 and Qrson Scott Card where sitting.
that was the best part.
E: Hey, you two idiots.
MWoF: Talking to us?
E: No, I'm talking to the other two idiots, over there.
He points in a random direction, which turns out to be in the same place that Hawkeye101 and Qrson Scott Card where sitting.
that was the best part.
ProjectX2
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Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
ProjectX2 said:
I don't think your ever going to leave your desk
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
This is my first thread ever to get voted for!
WHOOPEE!
I have found my nitch.
Next Episode is due on Monday.
Nurhachi and MWoF try with Doc Comic, DIrishB and USW triangle affair. Hawkeye101 and OSC are sent on an errand by E. Turning up no evidence at JTG, Houde and Bass visit the technical genius of the 82 precinct, Ourchair and Compund.
WHOOPEE!
I have found my nitch.
Next Episode is due on Monday.
Nurhachi and MWoF try with Doc Comic, DIrishB and USW triangle affair. Hawkeye101 and OSC are sent on an errand by E. Turning up no evidence at JTG, Houde and Bass visit the technical genius of the 82 precinct, Ourchair and Compund.
Doc Comic
Well-Known Member
TRIANGLE AFFAIR?!
I don't dig guys impersonatng chicks. But eh, for the sake of the story.
Major props on the Hawkeye101/Card joke. :lol:
I don't dig guys impersonatng chicks. But eh, for the sake of the story.
Major props on the Hawkeye101/Card joke. :lol:
DIrishB
The Timeline Guy
Ultimate Houde said:
That sounds interesting.
Pandrio
Well-Known Member
Can't wait.Ultimate Houde said:
Bass
Nexus of the World
This is very, very silly.
I like it a lot.
I like it a lot.
compound
Well-Known Member
:lol: Holy crap! I actually like this more than the last two spin-off titles from Top 10. Good job, Houde.
Ice
Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
Houde, I bow down to your unbeatable humor. This is truly fantastic. I could not stop laughing. I want....ney....NEED more!
Don't ever leave this title.
Don't ever leave this title.
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
I am in love with your praise.
Please, continue to pour it on me
Please, continue to pour it on me
Nurhachi
Well-Known Member
:lol: just read these now. Hilarious!
Houde your geniusness is second only to Bass
Houde your geniusness is second only to Bass
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Bass and Houde, discouraged, but not out, rearrive at the 82nd precinct, and decide it's time to get technical, in a discussion that ran kinda like this.
Houde: You wanna get technical?
Bass: Sure, hey, is the sun down yet?
Houde: Nope, it's still up. I think I'm going to grab something to eat first.
Bass: I hate you
And lo, they go to the technical genuis' of the 82 precinct, Ourchair and Compound.
Houde: Hey you technical genuis.
Ourchair: Why we the technical genuis?
Bass: Cause you good?
Ourchair: I bet it's because we're of Asian descent
Compound: Me likey egg rolls
Houde; See, you guys are genuis'
Ourchair: Compound, you're giving us a bad name!
Compound: Me squint alot!
Ourchair: Aw man, what do you two want anyways?
Bass: We need taps.
Ourchair hands him a beer tap. Bass looks at the tap, and passes it over to Houde who pockets it.
Bass: How about electronic taps?
Ourchair: Silly Bass. beer and electricity don't mix
Compound: General Cho chicken?
Houde: This is going to take awhile...
---
Meanwhile, at DIrishB and Doc Comic's shared bungalow....yes, they live in a bungalow, because seriously, where else would DIrishB live?
Nurhachi and MWoF bust open the door to the bungalow.
Nurhachi: Hands on the floor, HANDS ON THE FLOOR!
MWoF: PUNK! HANDS ON THE FLOOR!
DIrishB walks out of the bedroom, wearing no t-shirt and a pair of jeans. A joint is hanging loosely in his mouth.
DIrishB: What you guys want?
Doc Comic: It's him, he's the one not letting me in my own apartment!
Nurhachi: Stay outside sir, we can handle it.
USW walks out of the bedroom, her clothes a mess.
USW: That's going to cost you twenty bucks honey. Oh, hey MWoF, you wanna another ride like last night
MWoF: I've never seen you before
Nurhachi: Irish, is that another joint?
DIrishB: I got glaucoma
USW starts to rub up against MWoF
USW: Come on baby
MWoF: Get away from me!
Doc Comic: HE's the ONE! ARREST HIM!
Nurhahci: Dammit, we are lsoing control of the situation, so everyone, SHUT UP!
Everyone shuts up, except DIrishB, whowas a little behind on things
DIrishB: It's medicinal, yea, that's it
---
DUN DUN
Hawkeye101 and Orson Scott Card run towards the police car.
Hawkeye101: He gave us a mission
OSC: I love it!
Hawkeye101: I know, this is great!
OSC: I'm so excited.
Hawkeye101: I wonder what car we will get this time?
OSC: I hope something good.
The foreman hands them plastic keys, they both look at it.
Hawkeye101: I hate the motorized Tonka Truck.
Commercial break
Houde: You wanna get technical?
Bass: Sure, hey, is the sun down yet?
Houde: Nope, it's still up. I think I'm going to grab something to eat first.
Bass: I hate you
And lo, they go to the technical genuis' of the 82 precinct, Ourchair and Compound.
Houde: Hey you technical genuis.
Ourchair: Why we the technical genuis?
Bass: Cause you good?
Ourchair: I bet it's because we're of Asian descent
Compound: Me likey egg rolls
Houde; See, you guys are genuis'
Ourchair: Compound, you're giving us a bad name!
Compound: Me squint alot!
Ourchair: Aw man, what do you two want anyways?
Bass: We need taps.
Ourchair hands him a beer tap. Bass looks at the tap, and passes it over to Houde who pockets it.
Bass: How about electronic taps?
Ourchair: Silly Bass. beer and electricity don't mix
Compound: General Cho chicken?
Houde: This is going to take awhile...
---
Meanwhile, at DIrishB and Doc Comic's shared bungalow....yes, they live in a bungalow, because seriously, where else would DIrishB live?
Nurhachi and MWoF bust open the door to the bungalow.
Nurhachi: Hands on the floor, HANDS ON THE FLOOR!
MWoF: PUNK! HANDS ON THE FLOOR!
DIrishB walks out of the bedroom, wearing no t-shirt and a pair of jeans. A joint is hanging loosely in his mouth.
DIrishB: What you guys want?
Doc Comic: It's him, he's the one not letting me in my own apartment!
Nurhachi: Stay outside sir, we can handle it.
USW walks out of the bedroom, her clothes a mess.
USW: That's going to cost you twenty bucks honey. Oh, hey MWoF, you wanna another ride like last night
MWoF: I've never seen you before
Nurhachi: Irish, is that another joint?
DIrishB: I got glaucoma
USW starts to rub up against MWoF
USW: Come on baby
MWoF: Get away from me!
Doc Comic: HE's the ONE! ARREST HIM!
Nurhahci: Dammit, we are lsoing control of the situation, so everyone, SHUT UP!
Everyone shuts up, except DIrishB, whowas a little behind on things
DIrishB: It's medicinal, yea, that's it
---
DUN DUN
Hawkeye101 and Orson Scott Card run towards the police car.
Hawkeye101: He gave us a mission
OSC: I love it!
Hawkeye101: I know, this is great!
OSC: I'm so excited.
Hawkeye101: I wonder what car we will get this time?
OSC: I hope something good.
The foreman hands them plastic keys, they both look at it.
Hawkeye101: I hate the motorized Tonka Truck.
Commercial break
Ice
Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
Pure genuis.Ultimate Houde said:
Awesomely funny.Ultimate Houde said:
Great job here. You really have a knack for this sort of thing. You should like, make a book on this.
And will I appear anytime soon?
Bass
Nexus of the World
This is very funny indeed.
