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ProjectX2
Don't expect me to take you with me when I go to s
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I'm not in this one.
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
icemastertron said:
That's kinda the point, we are investigating your stolen PS2, andhave yet to go interview you
Ice
Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
Yeah, was just wondering when, really.Ultimate Houde said:
Cant wait for more.
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Solict for the next one
Bass and Houde finally arrive at Ice's house, and find out some very key clues. Hawkeye101 and OSC arrive at their mission point. Nur plus MWoF, and add insome DIrishB, Doc Comic and a horny USW equals!!!!
The next episode!
Bass and Houde finally arrive at Ice's house, and find out some very key clues. Hawkeye101 and OSC arrive at their mission point. Nur plus MWoF, and add insome DIrishB, Doc Comic and a horny USW equals!!!!
The next episode!
Ice
Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
Yay! I'm showing up!Ultimate Houde said:
ProjectX2
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They should discover that Ice just lost it.
That, or either Justin Timberlake stole it.
That, or either Justin Timberlake stole it.
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Why!
Why Did You Ruin It!
Why Did You Ruin It!
Pandrio
Well-Known Member
:lol::lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Is it too much to ask for me to be in this?
Is it too much to ask for me to be in this?
thee great one
Master of TOG-fu.
slimjim said:
agreed
DIrishB
The Timeline Guy
Awesome Houde, just awesome. Compound was hilarious, mostly because thats how I envision him talking.
I was laughing my *** off at the scene with me, Doc, USW, Nur, and MWoF. Lol, medicial, glaucoma. Good stuff.
Sounds great. Can't wait for this one.
I was laughing my *** off at the scene with me, Doc, USW, Nur, and MWoF. Lol, medicial, glaucoma. Good stuff.
Ultimate Houde said:
Sounds great. Can't wait for this one.
Doc Comic
Well-Known Member
I love it. I love it, I love it, I love it.
Dr.Strangefate
He Sees You When You're Sleeping. He Knows When Yo
Oh my goodness, you wacky fiend!
Bass
Nexus of the World
Me rearry rikey Compound.
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Hey, whomever wants to do these, send me a PM, and we shall mull over ideas. I'm almost done with this one, and have plans for a second.
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Houde, this time in the passenger seat, was eating some food, with chopsticks.
Bass: I can't believe you took some with you
Houde: Why not, it offends him if you don't, his people are like that you know.
Bass: Still, you ate about four egg rolls, then took another ten dumplings with you.
Houde: Well, what can I say, Compound is one hell of a good cook.
Bass: I can never use those things.
Houde: What things?
Bass: Chopsticks.
Houde: Oh, I just stab them.
He violently stabs another egg roll. Bass sees the sun finally set in the background.
Bass: Finally, I can eat.
They pull into a McDonald.
Bass: I'll take a quarter pounder. You want anything?
Houde: Sausage, in a bun please.
Little bits of egg roll fly out of his mouth.
Bass: Trash compactor.
Houde: Thank you
They pull up and Bass pays for the items.
Bass: 9.47 cents, here you go, exact change.
Houde: Hey, you know what they call a quarterpounder in France?
Bass: Yea, a Quarterpounder.
Houde: Just asking.
Bass: You know what they call a sausage in a bun in France?
Houde: Sausage in le bun?
Bass: Close, Sausage in le deirre.
Houde: Ew......
Bass: To Ice's house!
---
Back at the station
ProjectX2, sitting at his desk, sees a familar face walk by.
ProjectX2: Hey Cad, how's it going?
Cad turns and looks at ProjectX2. Some people find a few things wrong with Cad, one, he's albino, completely white, the other, he's a born again Hindu and walks around with a red dot on his forehead. White skin, red dot....I hope you guys get that one.
Cad: Not much Proj, where's E?
ProjectX2: In his office, he's yelling at Hawkeye101 and Orson again.
Cad: What they do this time?
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In E's Office
E: YOU BOTH SUCK! I ASKED FOR A HOT DOG WITH CHILI!
Hawkeye101: You got that.
E: Did I? Looks to me like I got Chili with a hot dog!
OSC: Well, its the same thing. The person looked weird, with blue skin and all. I thoug...
E: So help me if you even mention radioactive monkeys again, I'm going to do something I'd have to coverup afterwards.
Hawkeye101: I don't get it.
E: Augh, where is Nur and MWoF?
---
At DIrishB's bungalow
The camera slowly pans up to the premises.
The door opens, and a thick grey smoke bellows out.
The two aforementioned cops fall out the door and land with a thud on the grass.
DIrish B falls out next, along with USW.
Doc Comic looks down at the passed out people.
Doc Comic: HA! Weaklings. I knew I could out smoke them.
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At Ice's House
Houde and Bass drive up to the place, and walk over to the door.
Houde: Who gets to be good cop?
Bass: Houde, he didn't steal anything.
Houde: You be good cop
Bass: We ain't questioning him for anything.
The door opens, and Ice looks out.
Ice: I'm so gl...
He never got to finish the sentence as Houde grabbed him and slammed the door open, and then Ice into a wall.
Houde: Alright punk, tell us what we want to know.
Ice: What are you talking about?
Houde: I think he's playing hard to get.
Bass: Houde, put him down
Houde: I think he should stop tripping, that's what I think.
Houde bangs Ice against the wall once more.
Houde: You better start spilling it punk! I take down punks like you for breakfast.
Bass: After eating all that, he's still talking about food. Houde, let him down.
Houde leans in real close to Ice.
Houde: Your lucky he's here punk.
Houde drops Ice onto the floor, who whimpers slightly.
Bass: Okay Ice, what got stolen.
Houde: And tell us the truth punk!
Ice: My playstation 2, and some video games, plus some money.
Houde: I'm sure thats all you stole.
Ice: Stole? It got stolen from me
Houde: Bass, I think he's trying to escape.
Bass: Houde, cool it
Houde: Your lucky he's here punk.
Bass: Listen Ice, he just had a sausage, plus some egg rolls, so he's wired with food at the moment, he'll calm down soon enough.
Ice: As long as he stops with the pain.
Bass: He will, now, what was stolen, and tells us everything
DUN DUN
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Bass: I can't believe you took some with you
Houde: Why not, it offends him if you don't, his people are like that you know.
Bass: Still, you ate about four egg rolls, then took another ten dumplings with you.
Houde: Well, what can I say, Compound is one hell of a good cook.
Bass: I can never use those things.
Houde: What things?
Bass: Chopsticks.
Houde: Oh, I just stab them.
He violently stabs another egg roll. Bass sees the sun finally set in the background.
Bass: Finally, I can eat.
They pull into a McDonald.
Bass: I'll take a quarter pounder. You want anything?
Houde: Sausage, in a bun please.
Little bits of egg roll fly out of his mouth.
Bass: Trash compactor.
Houde: Thank you
They pull up and Bass pays for the items.
Bass: 9.47 cents, here you go, exact change.
Houde: Hey, you know what they call a quarterpounder in France?
Bass: Yea, a Quarterpounder.
Houde: Just asking.
Bass: You know what they call a sausage in a bun in France?
Houde: Sausage in le bun?
Bass: Close, Sausage in le deirre.
Houde: Ew......
Bass: To Ice's house!
---
Back at the station
ProjectX2, sitting at his desk, sees a familar face walk by.
ProjectX2: Hey Cad, how's it going?
Cad turns and looks at ProjectX2. Some people find a few things wrong with Cad, one, he's albino, completely white, the other, he's a born again Hindu and walks around with a red dot on his forehead. White skin, red dot....I hope you guys get that one.
Cad: Not much Proj, where's E?
ProjectX2: In his office, he's yelling at Hawkeye101 and Orson again.
Cad: What they do this time?
---
In E's Office
E: YOU BOTH SUCK! I ASKED FOR A HOT DOG WITH CHILI!
Hawkeye101: You got that.
E: Did I? Looks to me like I got Chili with a hot dog!
OSC: Well, its the same thing. The person looked weird, with blue skin and all. I thoug...
E: So help me if you even mention radioactive monkeys again, I'm going to do something I'd have to coverup afterwards.
Hawkeye101: I don't get it.
E: Augh, where is Nur and MWoF?
---
At DIrishB's bungalow
The camera slowly pans up to the premises.
The door opens, and a thick grey smoke bellows out.
The two aforementioned cops fall out the door and land with a thud on the grass.
DIrish B falls out next, along with USW.
Doc Comic looks down at the passed out people.
Doc Comic: HA! Weaklings. I knew I could out smoke them.
---
At Ice's House
Houde and Bass drive up to the place, and walk over to the door.
Houde: Who gets to be good cop?
Bass: Houde, he didn't steal anything.
Houde: You be good cop
Bass: We ain't questioning him for anything.
The door opens, and Ice looks out.
Ice: I'm so gl...
He never got to finish the sentence as Houde grabbed him and slammed the door open, and then Ice into a wall.
Houde: Alright punk, tell us what we want to know.
Ice: What are you talking about?
Houde: I think he's playing hard to get.
Bass: Houde, put him down
Houde: I think he should stop tripping, that's what I think.
Houde bangs Ice against the wall once more.
Houde: You better start spilling it punk! I take down punks like you for breakfast.
Bass: After eating all that, he's still talking about food. Houde, let him down.
Houde leans in real close to Ice.
Houde: Your lucky he's here punk.
Houde drops Ice onto the floor, who whimpers slightly.
Bass: Okay Ice, what got stolen.
Houde: And tell us the truth punk!
Ice: My playstation 2, and some video games, plus some money.
Houde: I'm sure thats all you stole.
Ice: Stole? It got stolen from me
Houde: Bass, I think he's trying to escape.
Bass: Houde, cool it
Houde: Your lucky he's here punk.
Bass: Listen Ice, he just had a sausage, plus some egg rolls, so he's wired with food at the moment, he'll calm down soon enough.
Ice: As long as he stops with the pain.
Bass: He will, now, what was stolen, and tells us everything
DUN DUN
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Ice
Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
My head....it hurts....
Doc Comic
Well-Known Member
Only problem is that I've never gotten stoned in my life. Still, groovilicious!
