Ice
Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
PM me and we can talk further about it.Random said:
Law & Order: Episode 3
- Thread starter Ultimate Houde
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Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Wow, I'm glad you guys liked it
Ok, here's the solict for the next part
Houde, Bass, and Guji follow their lead on the location of John Q. Public. ProjectX2 follows the witness for E, but realizes something is amiss.
And Moonmaster makes his debut.
Ok, here's the solict for the next part
Houde, Bass, and Guji follow their lead on the location of John Q. Public. ProjectX2 follows the witness for E, but realizes something is amiss.
And Moonmaster makes his debut.
DIrishB
The Timeline Guy
Ultimate Houde said:
Cool.
As a male prostitute?
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Oh when you see his debut, you will be laughing your *** off
DIrishB
The Timeline Guy
Ultimate Houde said:
No doubt about that. From the previous episodes I've laughed my *** off so much its now concave. I have to sit on pillows to be comfortable.
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Ourchair returned a fw minutes later with information on the whereabouts of John Q. Public.
Ourchair: He's by the dicks.
Bass: The dicks?
Houde: Damn, we need a rundown of gay bath houses in New York.
Bass: Or we can just ask Project...
Houde: Funny.
Bass: Actually, I was being serious, Project analyzes data like that.
Houde: I got the joke man.
Ourchair: Oh, did I say dicks, I meant docks, sorry about that.
So after the confusion was rendered unconfused, the trio heading towards the dicks...I mean docks.
---
ProjectX2 continued his tailing of Hawkeye101 and Orson Scott Card as they protected the witness
ProjectX2: Man, these kids are boring, where at the zoo now.
He leans over the polar bear pit, and notices something odd.
Polar Bear: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea..
ProjectX2: I remember that voice...
ProjectX2 remembers where they have been the previous visits. First was the video arcade, then the children's book store, followed by the reading at the public library, and at each place, s person was singing that song.
ProjectX2:I'm on to you polar bear.
TGO (from behind th epolar bear): Oh crap. Um....GRRRR
ProjectX2: Oh, must have been my imagination.
He turns and walks away.
TGO: YES! I am a master assassin!
The polar bear gives him a look.
---
At the docks
Houde, BAss, and Guji arrive at the docks, in time to see the sun begin to set.
Houde: So Ourchair found some dock grease on the keychain, and it came from here.
Guji: How did you know he found that.
Bass: Why would he lie?
Houde: Yea, and Asians are really really smart and stuff
Bass: And I thin kit's against the Asian code to lie.
Houde: And they have slanty eyes.
Guji: Oh, ok, cool. But why would grease on a keychain we don't know who the actually keychain belongs to have to do with finding John Q. Public?
Silence
Houde: Cause it does....
Bass: Yea...
Suddenly a music interupts Guji's questioning. Sounding suspicously like "ROck Your Body", it is eminating from Bass' pocket.
Bass: Ice was playing around with my cell phone! I swear!
Houde: Sure he was.
Bass: He was!
Bass picks up the phone.
Bass: Hello?
Voice: Hey Bro, what's up!
Bass: Oh god, it's you.
Guji: Whose he talking to you?
Houde: His half brother, Moony.
Guji: What does Moony look like?
Houde: No idea, I never saw him.
Moony: Miss me Bro!
Bass: I doubt it. What's up?
Moony: I ask the questions bro, not you
Bass: I don't care, simply tell me what's going on? Why you calling me?
Moony: Cause, I heard your snooping around the docks.
Bass: So?
Moony: You may want to check out the dingy.
Bass: What exactly is a dingy?
Moony: No idea, but's its a funny I word, Ilike saying it. Dingy Dingy Dingy
Bass: ENOUGH!
Moony: Good luck bro! See ya around!
Bass goes to hang up the phone, when Houde shouts.
Houde: Found something
Bass: Let me guess, the dingy?
Houde: Yea, how's you know?
Bass: Lucky guess, what is it?
Guji: A dead body...
Bass looks shocked.
---
In the highest office of the Tall Tower
Moony hung up the phone, and idly played with his silver cane.
Stop thinking dirty people.
Anyways, he turned around slowly, his face shrouded in shadows.
Moony: Report
Entropy: We got foiled sir
Random: Yea, that E guy showed up, and started singing
Entropy: And his buddy hit the highest note I ever heard.
Moony laughed.
Moony: That's alright, by this time tomorrow, they'll know a new Kingpin is in town!
They all start laughing until Moony gives them a look.
Moony: Leave me, my favorite TV show is on, and NO ONE INTERUPTS MY LAGUNA BEACH!
Ourchair: He's by the dicks.
Bass: The dicks?
Houde: Damn, we need a rundown of gay bath houses in New York.
Bass: Or we can just ask Project...
Houde: Funny.
Bass: Actually, I was being serious, Project analyzes data like that.
Houde: I got the joke man.
Ourchair: Oh, did I say dicks, I meant docks, sorry about that.
So after the confusion was rendered unconfused, the trio heading towards the dicks...I mean docks.
---
ProjectX2 continued his tailing of Hawkeye101 and Orson Scott Card as they protected the witness
ProjectX2: Man, these kids are boring, where at the zoo now.
He leans over the polar bear pit, and notices something odd.
Polar Bear: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea..
ProjectX2: I remember that voice...
ProjectX2 remembers where they have been the previous visits. First was the video arcade, then the children's book store, followed by the reading at the public library, and at each place, s person was singing that song.
ProjectX2:I'm on to you polar bear.
TGO (from behind th epolar bear): Oh crap. Um....GRRRR
ProjectX2: Oh, must have been my imagination.
He turns and walks away.
TGO: YES! I am a master assassin!
The polar bear gives him a look.
---
At the docks
Houde, BAss, and Guji arrive at the docks, in time to see the sun begin to set.
Houde: So Ourchair found some dock grease on the keychain, and it came from here.
Guji: How did you know he found that.
Bass: Why would he lie?
Houde: Yea, and Asians are really really smart and stuff
Bass: And I thin kit's against the Asian code to lie.
Houde: And they have slanty eyes.
Guji: Oh, ok, cool. But why would grease on a keychain we don't know who the actually keychain belongs to have to do with finding John Q. Public?
Silence
Houde: Cause it does....
Bass: Yea...
Suddenly a music interupts Guji's questioning. Sounding suspicously like "ROck Your Body", it is eminating from Bass' pocket.
Bass: Ice was playing around with my cell phone! I swear!
Houde: Sure he was.
Bass: He was!
Bass picks up the phone.
Bass: Hello?
Voice: Hey Bro, what's up!
Bass: Oh god, it's you.
Guji: Whose he talking to you?
Houde: His half brother, Moony.
Guji: What does Moony look like?
Houde: No idea, I never saw him.
Moony: Miss me Bro!
Bass: I doubt it. What's up?
Moony: I ask the questions bro, not you
Bass: I don't care, simply tell me what's going on? Why you calling me?
Moony: Cause, I heard your snooping around the docks.
Bass: So?
Moony: You may want to check out the dingy.
Bass: What exactly is a dingy?
Moony: No idea, but's its a funny I word, Ilike saying it. Dingy Dingy Dingy
Bass: ENOUGH!
Moony: Good luck bro! See ya around!
Bass goes to hang up the phone, when Houde shouts.
Houde: Found something
Bass: Let me guess, the dingy?
Houde: Yea, how's you know?
Bass: Lucky guess, what is it?
Guji: A dead body...
Bass looks shocked.
---
In the highest office of the Tall Tower
Moony hung up the phone, and idly played with his silver cane.
Stop thinking dirty people.
Anyways, he turned around slowly, his face shrouded in shadows.
Moony: Report
Entropy: We got foiled sir
Random: Yea, that E guy showed up, and started singing
Entropy: And his buddy hit the highest note I ever heard.
Moony laughed.
Moony: That's alright, by this time tomorrow, they'll know a new Kingpin is in town!
They all start laughing until Moony gives them a look.
Moony: Leave me, my favorite TV show is on, and NO ONE INTERUPTS MY LAGUNA BEACH!
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Ice
Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
Sweeeeet!
Loved Moony's intro. :lol:
And I did not play with Bass's phone. Who do you think showed me the way to Mr. JT? :wink:
Loved Moony's intro. :lol:
And I did not play with Bass's phone. Who do you think showed me the way to Mr. JT? :wink:
nigma
Well-Known Member
nice, nice, at least i wasn't singing R. Kellys 'I belive I can Fly'
Random
Didn't **** any of those *****es
Now Im a bad guy lacky...damn...but still hilarious
thee great one
Master of TOG-fu.
Ha. I love Moony's character.
I so am.
I so am.
Doc Comic
Well-Known Member
I notice a distinct lack of Doctors.
DIrishB
The Timeline Guy
Good stuff Houde. You're going to get a movie offer for this, I swear.
Bass
Nexus of the World
Mooney is so much better than my real half-brother, Ahmed.
DIrishB
The Timeline Guy
Bass said:
Moony's almost better than Chuck Norris, and thats saying quite a bit.
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Catch the final part for the third episode of Law & Order
After identitfying the body as dead, the boys bring it back the 82 precinct. There, they discuss what it really means.
Now that Moony has been established, what are his plans for the city of New York? Will Rhyo stop harrasing E? Will Compound get off the computer? How will Bass handle the news his half brother decided to take over the criminal underbelly of New York? Will Guji stay? Will Nur an dMWoF ever come back from Amsterdam with there brain cells?
All these questions will be answered in this final installment!
After identitfying the body as dead, the boys bring it back the 82 precinct. There, they discuss what it really means.
Now that Moony has been established, what are his plans for the city of New York? Will Rhyo stop harrasing E? Will Compound get off the computer? How will Bass handle the news his half brother decided to take over the criminal underbelly of New York? Will Guji stay? Will Nur an dMWoF ever come back from Amsterdam with there brain cells?
All these questions will be answered in this final installment!
DIrishB
The Timeline Guy
Ultimate Houde said:
God, I hope not, would've been a totally wasted trip.
Doc Comic
Well-Known Member
I thought you said that weed doesn't kill brain cells? :wink:DIrishB said:
DIrishB
The Timeline Guy
Doc Comic said:
It doesn't, but one doesn't correct Houde. Not even God does that. Besides, there is still plenty of alcohol served in Amsterdam, which does kill brain cells.
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Doc Comic
Well-Known Member
I think you mean Bruce Campbell. And yeah, he would do that. Then he'd laugh in his face and smack him with his boomstick.DIrishB said:
