thee great one
Master of TOG-fu.
I wanted to sing....
Law & Order: Episode 3
- Thread starter Ultimate Houde
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Doc Comic
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You played a giant role in the previous two episodes. Let some of us have our chance.ProjectX2 said:
ProjectX2
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Doc Comic said:
Giant... Role... What the hell were you reading?
Doc Comic
Well-Known Member
A regular detective role compared to a one line scene where I'm a stoned lackey (both things I'd never be). Yeah, I think you had a giant role compared to me.ProjectX2 said:
Pandrio
Well-Known Member
At least you've talked. But, seriously I like my character as the mute type. Can't wait for UC: Law & Order: Westside Story.Doc Comic said:A regular detective role compared to a one line scene where I'm a stoned lackey (both things I'd never be). Yeah, I think you had a giant role compared to me.
nigma
Well-Known Member
interesting, very interesting
Doc Comic
Well-Known Member
Your character comes off as the "I don't say anything because I'm plotting how to kill you" type.Pandrio said:
Pandrio
Well-Known Member
I know, I'm so awesome.Doc Comic said:
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
E steps out of the car as the two gangs look at each other. He holds up the microphone, the gangs stop.
Entropy: We don't like cops around in this parts
Random: We don't appreciate the blue in your uniforms.
Somewhere a spotlight lands on E.
(Tune of "Here I go again")
I don't like you two gangs
But, I sure would like to stomp your butts
Too bad I'm the good guy
Or I would open the can of whoopass
An' I made up my mind
I ain't gonna waste my time
So I'm yelling yet again
Yes, I 'm yelling yet again.
A couple of bums walk up with guitars, a hot dog seller's cart becomes a drum kit.
E:We're searching for John Q. right now
So you should put down your weapons
Oh Lord I pray
That you don't so I can yell some more
'Cos I know how to yell
To yell in these lonely streets of mine!
The gangs sing along in the chorus as the musicians begin to play their guitars and drums. In the background, a van pulls up, and the back reveals a DJ station.
E (Plus gang members): CAUSE HERE I YELL AGAIN ON MY OWN!
YELLING AT YOU'SE GANG MEMBERS ALL THE DAY!
LIKE THAT HOBO, I WANNA PLAY ON THAT GUITAR!
AN' I MADE UP MY MIND!
YOU'SE AIN'T GONNA TAKE UP ALL MY TIME!
E throws the microphone to Ice, who grabs it, and spins. The spotlight changes to mutlicolored. The gang member stop rocking, and instead start doing some choreograph dancing. The DJ in the van let's out some beats.
(sung to the tune of Everybody)
Ice: ROCK THE PD!
Gang members: OH YEA!
Ice: ROCK THIS PD!
Gang members: OH YEA!
Ice: ROCK THIS PD RIGHT! 82nd PRECINCT ALRIGHT!
E shakes his head as Ice gets into the groove.
Ice: Oh my gawd, 82nd is back again!
Trophies and Random's everybody sing!
E brings the flavor, and Nig rocks you out!
And we's gotta question for you, answer it now!
Am I sexual?
Randoms: Not really!
Ice:Am I Orginal?
Trophies: Maybe!
Ice: Am I everything you need!
The gang members look at each other questionally. E walks up and takes the mic. He pats Ice on the head, and passes the mic over Nigma. Nigma walks over to the DJ, and kicks him out and takes the over the beats.
But, before he can start two males walk down the street, singing there own tune.
(To the tune of 'Can I Get High')
Doc Comic: We meant to pick up the groceries
DIrishB: But we got high
Doc Comic: We meant to say hi to Mindi
DIrishB: But we got high
Doc Comic: I meant to photoshop a cover
DIrishB: But we got high
Both: We got high, we got high, we got high, dadada da da.
They realize what's going on, and slowing step off stage.
Entropy: Trophs!
Randoms: RANDOMS!
Entropy: TROPHS!
Randoms: RANDOMS!
Nigma looks shaken, doesn't know what to sing. He starts to shake, and E, realizing that Nigma is freezing, yerlls out to him.
E: WHITNEY HOUSTON!
Nigma latches on to that idea holds up the microphone, and brings it up to his mouth.
Nigma: AND IIIIIIII, O I! WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!!!
Entropy: That high voice!
Random: I can't take it, Randoms! Let's move
Entropy: Trophs, let's get out of here.
The gangs clear. Nigma still is singing.
E: You did good kid, you did good.
Ice: They don't think I'm sexual.
---
Meanwhile in Amsterdam
Nurhachi, MWoF, and Fuzzy Birds are all hanging out in Amsterdam. They all start singing.
(To the tune of Toys R Us theme)
All:I don't wanna go home
I'm an Amsterdam cop
There's a million vices to enjoy and no crime to stop
From weed to booze
To prostitutes
It's the freest city on the block
(I rock!)
I don't wanna go home
Oh baby, til I drop
I wanna be an Amsterdam cop
More weed!
More hos!
Oh no!
I don't wanna go home
Oh baby, til I drop
I wanna be an Amsterdam cop
Entropy: We don't like cops around in this parts
Random: We don't appreciate the blue in your uniforms.
Somewhere a spotlight lands on E.
(Tune of "Here I go again")
I don't like you two gangs
But, I sure would like to stomp your butts
Too bad I'm the good guy
Or I would open the can of whoopass
An' I made up my mind
I ain't gonna waste my time
So I'm yelling yet again
Yes, I 'm yelling yet again.
A couple of bums walk up with guitars, a hot dog seller's cart becomes a drum kit.
E:We're searching for John Q. right now
So you should put down your weapons
Oh Lord I pray
That you don't so I can yell some more
'Cos I know how to yell
To yell in these lonely streets of mine!
The gangs sing along in the chorus as the musicians begin to play their guitars and drums. In the background, a van pulls up, and the back reveals a DJ station.
E (Plus gang members): CAUSE HERE I YELL AGAIN ON MY OWN!
YELLING AT YOU'SE GANG MEMBERS ALL THE DAY!
LIKE THAT HOBO, I WANNA PLAY ON THAT GUITAR!
AN' I MADE UP MY MIND!
YOU'SE AIN'T GONNA TAKE UP ALL MY TIME!
E throws the microphone to Ice, who grabs it, and spins. The spotlight changes to mutlicolored. The gang member stop rocking, and instead start doing some choreograph dancing. The DJ in the van let's out some beats.
(sung to the tune of Everybody)
Ice: ROCK THE PD!
Gang members: OH YEA!
Ice: ROCK THIS PD!
Gang members: OH YEA!
Ice: ROCK THIS PD RIGHT! 82nd PRECINCT ALRIGHT!
E shakes his head as Ice gets into the groove.
Ice: Oh my gawd, 82nd is back again!
Trophies and Random's everybody sing!
E brings the flavor, and Nig rocks you out!
And we's gotta question for you, answer it now!
Am I sexual?
Randoms: Not really!
Ice:Am I Orginal?
Trophies: Maybe!
Ice: Am I everything you need!
The gang members look at each other questionally. E walks up and takes the mic. He pats Ice on the head, and passes the mic over Nigma. Nigma walks over to the DJ, and kicks him out and takes the over the beats.
But, before he can start two males walk down the street, singing there own tune.
(To the tune of 'Can I Get High')
Doc Comic: We meant to pick up the groceries
DIrishB: But we got high
Doc Comic: We meant to say hi to Mindi
DIrishB: But we got high
Doc Comic: I meant to photoshop a cover
DIrishB: But we got high
Both: We got high, we got high, we got high, dadada da da.
They realize what's going on, and slowing step off stage.
Entropy: Trophs!
Randoms: RANDOMS!
Entropy: TROPHS!
Randoms: RANDOMS!
Nigma looks shaken, doesn't know what to sing. He starts to shake, and E, realizing that Nigma is freezing, yerlls out to him.
E: WHITNEY HOUSTON!
Nigma latches on to that idea holds up the microphone, and brings it up to his mouth.
Nigma: AND IIIIIIII, O I! WILL ALWAYS LOVE YOU!!!
Entropy: That high voice!
Random: I can't take it, Randoms! Let's move
Entropy: Trophs, let's get out of here.
The gangs clear. Nigma still is singing.
E: You did good kid, you did good.
Ice: They don't think I'm sexual.
---
Meanwhile in Amsterdam
Nurhachi, MWoF, and Fuzzy Birds are all hanging out in Amsterdam. They all start singing.
(To the tune of Toys R Us theme)
All:I don't wanna go home
I'm an Amsterdam cop
There's a million vices to enjoy and no crime to stop
From weed to booze
To prostitutes
It's the freest city on the block
(I rock!)
I don't wanna go home
Oh baby, til I drop
I wanna be an Amsterdam cop
More weed!
More hos!
Oh no!
I don't wanna go home
Oh baby, til I drop
I wanna be an Amsterdam cop
Ice
Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
HAHAHAHA!!!! :lol:
The whole thing was great. Sooo awesome.
I cant remember who said was that was willing to make these into flashes, but I hope that person can do it. I can help with voice overs.
The whole thing was great. Sooo awesome.
I cant remember who said was that was willing to make these into flashes, but I hope that person can do it. I can help with voice overs.
Doc Comic
Well-Known Member
I still don't get why I'm a stoner.
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thee great one
Master of TOG-fu.
HAHAHHAHAHA. That is so awesome. I want a encore.
Bass
Nexus of the World
This is soooooooooooooo funny. :lol: :lol: :lol: Kudos, Houde.
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Doc Comic said:
Because you live with DIrishB
And the Amsterdam credit goes to compound, he came up with that song
Pandrio
Well-Known Member
Exactly.Ultimate Houde said:
As for the Law & Order: UC West Side Story, it was great. :lol::lol::lol::lol::lol:
Doc Comic
Well-Known Member
DIrishB couldn't get me to do drugs. Nobody can. =D
Still, though, I like how it just turned into one big Dr. Strangefate-approved musical.
Still, though, I like how it just turned into one big Dr. Strangefate-approved musical.
DIrishB
The Timeline Guy
Ultimate Houde said:
YAY!
That was great!
Doc Comic said:
Ultimate Houde said:
Apparently I'm infectious.
Doc Comic said:
Thats because you're not cool.
Besides, its a character, not you. Relax already. Matter of fact, I have some stuff right here which might help you relax...
Random
Didn't **** any of those *****es
icemastertron said:
That would be me. But I doubt Id have they time we could try it.
And once again Houde a most excellent installment I cant wait till I make my return.
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