compound
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He's gonna make you become a Jehovah's Witness insteadUltimate Houde said:
Law & Order: Episode 3
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DIrishB
The Timeline Guy
compound said:He's gonna make you become a Jehovah's Witness instead
Awww, screw that jazz. I'll never give up my rastafarian beliefs! Unless the Jehovah's Witness religion changes it's name to Buddha's Witness.
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Ourchair's and Compound's Lab
Ourchair was act ually doing work, and Compound was at the computer when Bass, Houde and Guji.
Ourchair: Hey guys, you must be Guji, E told me we were getting a bobby.
Guji: Wow, he hardly has an accent.
Compound (still looking at the computer): Cream of Som Yung Gai soup!
Guji: OH! He is definitely Asian! Wow, a real life one!
Ourchair: Yea, he gives us all a bad name.
Bass: We want you to ID this.
He hands Ourchair the keyring that has the Initial J.Q.P. on it.
Ourchair: Well, I think it belongs to someone with the initials J. Q. and P.
Silence.
Guji: They are extremely smart!
Compound (Still typing): Longer than Great Wall!
Houde: What is he doing over there.
Ourchair: You don't me to translate.
Houde: I don't think I do...
Compound: Delicate Lotus Blossom!
Bass: Run the keyring for prints.
Ourchair: Of course.
Ourchair gets up and runs out of the lab, holding the keyring.
Guji: I would have never thought of actually running with the keyring to get prints.
Bass: Well, Ourchair likes to take the direct approach
Compound: Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly!
Silence as the three cops look over at Compound.
Bass: You don't think he's actually doing what I think he's doing, do you?
Houde: I think we should leave....
Compound: Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ!
Houde: HE IS!
Guji: Such a wonderful people.
Bass: Personally, I don't want to know how wonderful they can be. I suggest we leave and wait for Ourchair outside the lab.
The trio of cops back out exit the lab.
Compound: Me reary rikey Oriental rugs!
---
E's Office
Rhyo: So E, your chair is pretty comfortable.
E: Get out of my chair
Rhyo: I outrank you
E: SO? THIS IS MY OFFICE!
Rhyo: And this is me not caring.
E: Your not going to leave until I find out where John Q. Public is, are you?
Rhyo: Nope.
She swivels the chair a few times.
E: Damn you woman!
He storms out of the office, and goes straight to Ice and Nigma's desk.
E: YOU TWO SLACKERS!
Ice: What?
Nigma: How are we slacking?
E: Are you TALKING BACK TO ME? ME?
Spittle flies out of E's face.
Ice (wiping his face): Um...no?
E: I THINK YOU ARE, THAT'S IT, WE GOING ON PATROL!
Nigma: Not again, please not again.
---
ProjectX2 actually had a mission, he needed to tail Hawkeye101 and Orson Scott Card as they protected Typhiodcat, Cad's star witness.
Right now they were taking Typhiodcat to a movie.
ProjectX2 bought the ticket to the same movie, and shuddered when he saw the title of the movie.
Spongebob 2: The return of Spongy
ProjectX2: Oh man, I have to sit through this poop.
He sat down next to someone who was actually liking the film, and singing a few songs.
TGO: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea!
---
E, in the car with Ice and Nigma, was in the process of yelling at pedestrians when he saw the gang members across the street.
E: Those are Random's Randoms. They are mortal enemies of Entropy's Trophys.
Ice: Are they the guys who walk around with trophy's for hats.
E: Yeah, why?
Nigma: Cause they are across the street.
E looks at the two gangs as they square off against each other.
E: LEt's stop them.
Ice: How?
Nigma: Yea, how?
E reaches into the glove box and pulls out a microphone.
E: Westside Story style.
Ourchair was act ually doing work, and Compound was at the computer when Bass, Houde and Guji.
Ourchair: Hey guys, you must be Guji, E told me we were getting a bobby.
Guji: Wow, he hardly has an accent.
Compound (still looking at the computer): Cream of Som Yung Gai soup!
Guji: OH! He is definitely Asian! Wow, a real life one!
Ourchair: Yea, he gives us all a bad name.
Bass: We want you to ID this.
He hands Ourchair the keyring that has the Initial J.Q.P. on it.
Ourchair: Well, I think it belongs to someone with the initials J. Q. and P.
Silence.
Guji: They are extremely smart!
Compound (Still typing): Longer than Great Wall!
Houde: What is he doing over there.
Ourchair: You don't me to translate.
Houde: I don't think I do...
Compound: Delicate Lotus Blossom!
Bass: Run the keyring for prints.
Ourchair: Of course.
Ourchair gets up and runs out of the lab, holding the keyring.
Guji: I would have never thought of actually running with the keyring to get prints.
Bass: Well, Ourchair likes to take the direct approach
Compound: Passionate kiss like spider's web, soon lead to undoing of fly!
Silence as the three cops look over at Compound.
Bass: You don't think he's actually doing what I think he's doing, do you?
Houde: I think we should leave....
Compound: Foolish man give wife grand piano, wise man give wife upright organ!
Houde: HE IS!
Guji: Such a wonderful people.
Bass: Personally, I don't want to know how wonderful they can be. I suggest we leave and wait for Ourchair outside the lab.
The trio of cops back out exit the lab.
Compound: Me reary rikey Oriental rugs!
---
E's Office
Rhyo: So E, your chair is pretty comfortable.
E: Get out of my chair
Rhyo: I outrank you
E: SO? THIS IS MY OFFICE!
Rhyo: And this is me not caring.
E: Your not going to leave until I find out where John Q. Public is, are you?
Rhyo: Nope.
She swivels the chair a few times.
E: Damn you woman!
He storms out of the office, and goes straight to Ice and Nigma's desk.
E: YOU TWO SLACKERS!
Ice: What?
Nigma: How are we slacking?
E: Are you TALKING BACK TO ME? ME?
Spittle flies out of E's face.
Ice (wiping his face): Um...no?
E: I THINK YOU ARE, THAT'S IT, WE GOING ON PATROL!
Nigma: Not again, please not again.
---
ProjectX2 actually had a mission, he needed to tail Hawkeye101 and Orson Scott Card as they protected Typhiodcat, Cad's star witness.
Right now they were taking Typhiodcat to a movie.
ProjectX2 bought the ticket to the same movie, and shuddered when he saw the title of the movie.
Spongebob 2: The return of Spongy
ProjectX2: Oh man, I have to sit through this poop.
He sat down next to someone who was actually liking the film, and singing a few songs.
TGO: Who lives in a pineapple under the sea!
---
E, in the car with Ice and Nigma, was in the process of yelling at pedestrians when he saw the gang members across the street.
E: Those are Random's Randoms. They are mortal enemies of Entropy's Trophys.
Ice: Are they the guys who walk around with trophy's for hats.
E: Yeah, why?
Nigma: Cause they are across the street.
E looks at the two gangs as they square off against each other.
E: LEt's stop them.
Ice: How?
Nigma: Yea, how?
E reaches into the glove box and pulls out a microphone.
E: Westside Story style.
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Random
Didn't **** any of those *****es
That is great
Entropy
Well-Known Member
:sure: :shifty: :scared: lease: anic: How did he know I wear a Trophy (Second Place Regional Curling) for a hat/
lease: anic: How did he know I wear a Trophy (Second Place Regional Curling) for a hat/
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Entropy said::sure: :shifty: :scared:
Who doesn't know that
Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Caduceus said:
Oh yes
The next one is all in musical format baby
BOOYA!
Pandrio
Well-Known Member
:lol::lol::lol:
Ice
Teh Sexy Monkey Queen
Best. Ending. Yet.
*Faints from too much laughter*
*Faints from too much laughter*
nigma
Well-Known Member
Ultimate Houde said:
Ultimate Houde said:
this is going to be enjoyable, do we get theme music too?
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Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
PM me what song you'd like to sing too
thee great one
Master of TOG-fu.
UltimateHoude said:
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA. I actually do that.
Random
Didn't **** any of those *****es
Cant wait to see what my dialogue will be like.
Bass
Nexus of the World
Ultimate Houde said:
AAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAH!
DIrishB
The Timeline Guy
Ultimate Houde said:
Its only too bad its in written format, as I'd kill to see E and company prevent a gang-fight with song and dance.
Random: Puerto Rico,
You lovely island . . .
Island of tropical breezes.
Always the pineapples growing,
Always the coffee blossoms blowing . . .
Entropy: Puerto Rico . . .
You ugly island . . .
Island of tropic diseases.
Always the hurricanes blowing,
Always the population growing . . .
And the money owing,
And the babies crying,
And the bullets flying.
I like the island Manhattan.
Smoke on your pipe and put that in!
E: I like to be in America!
O.K. by me in America!
Ev'rything free in America
For a small fee in America!
Random: I like the city of San Juan.
Entropy: I know a boat you can get on.
Random: Hundreds of flowers in full bloom.
Entropy: Hundreds of people in each room!
E: Automobile in America,
Chromium steel in America,
Wire-spoke wheel in America,
Very big deal in America!
*E dances around in a more feminine style than even Travolta is capable of*
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Ultimate Houde
UC's Resident Genetic Recombinator
Yea, there will be dancing, and singing, and feature these people
E
Ice
Nigma
Random
Entropy
DIrishB
Doc Comic
MWoF
Fuzzy Birds
Nur
THis is going to take awhile, so don't expect it for a few days, most likely sometime this weekend or Sunday, but it will be done by Monday at the absolute latest.
E
Ice
Nigma
Random
Entropy
DIrishB
Doc Comic
MWoF
Fuzzy Birds
Nur
THis is going to take awhile, so don't expect it for a few days, most likely sometime this weekend or Sunday, but it will be done by Monday at the absolute latest.
ProjectX2
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Ultimate Houde said:
...:cry:
