DGspider-fan
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That is so funny. It reminds me of this one time my Dad took us all to some wildlife park where you drive through and look at the wild animals. You're supposed to keep the windows up but my Dad decided to roll it down as we got close to an Ostrich. It of course stuck it's long *** neck in the car and attacked my Dad. Everyone in the car looked like the kid in the picture.
I thought my Dad was going to cut off it's head, he rolled up the window so fast.
I wonder what Sue said to piss Reed off?
Being in an abusive relationship with Mr. Fantastic would totally suck balls. He wouldn't even need to get up from the couch. He could literally slap you from across the room.
They should do a What If.... Reed Richards was an abusive husband?
I picture Reed as a broken down shell of his former self. Wasting away in an alcoholic haze, while sporting a wife beater with cheeto stains and a huge beer gut. Everynight he savagely beats poor Sue during the commercial breaks of his favorite Discovery Chanel shows. His anger is fueled by his knowledge that he is "sooo much smarter than the simpletons who make these shows" and the fact that he sold the ultimate nullifier to Thanos for beer money.
All Sue can do is turn invisible and cry herself to sleep while hiding in the broken down Fantasicar, that Reed wreaked on his way home from the bar one night.
